I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Thursday, September 15, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] [MIDIChat] Safe in America? The real deal about what happened in New Orleans

Hey great job, Rick, I knew I could count on you

The checks in the mail,
Dubya

On 9/15/05, Rick_Hunt <Rick_Hunt@msn.com> wrote:
>
> here is something I just received....... on the "Real Deal" about what
> happened......
>
>
> In case you aren't familiar with how our government is SUPPOSED to work:
> The chain of responsibility for the protection of the citizens in New
> Orleans is:
>
>
> 1. The Mayor
> 2. The New Orleans director of Homeland Security (a political appointee of
> the Governor who reports to the Governor)
> 3. The Governor
> 4. The Head of Homeland Security
> 5. The President
>
>
> What did each do?
>
>
> 1. The mayor, with 5 days advance, waited until 2 days before he announced
> a mandatory evacuation (at the behest of the President). Then he failed to
> provide transportation for those without transport even though he had
> hundreds of buses at his disposal.
>
>
> 2. The New Orleans director of Homeland Security failed to have any plan
> for a contingency that has been talked about for 50 years. Then he blames
> the Feds for not doing what he should have done. (So much for political
> appointees)
>
>
> 3. The Governor, despite a declaration of disaster by the President 2 DAYS
> BEFORE the storm hit, failed to take advantage of the offer of Federal
> troops and aid. Until 2 DAYS AFTER the storm hit.
>
>
> 4. The Director of Homeland Security positioned assets in the area to be
> ready when the Governor called for them
>
>
> 5. The President urged a mandatory evacuation, and even declared a
> disaster State of Emergency, freeing up millions of dollars of federal
> assistance, should the Governor decide to use it.
>
>
> Oh and by the way, the levees that broke were the responsibility of the
> local landowners and the local levee board to maintain, NOT THE FEDERAL
> GOVERNMENT.
>
>
> The disaster in New Orleans is what you get after decades of corrupt
> government going all the way back to Huey Long.
>
>
> Funds for disaster protection and relief have been flowing into this city
> for decades, and where has it gone, but into the pockets of the politicos
> and their friends.
>
>
> Decades of socialist government in New Orleans has sapped all self
> reliance from the community, and made them dependent upon government for
> every little thing.
>
>
> Political correctness and a lack of will to fight crime have created the
> single most corrupt police force in the country, and has permitted gang
> violence to flourish.
>
>
> The sad thing is that there are many poor folks who have suffered and died
> needlessly because those that they voted into office failed them.
>
>
> For those who missed item 5 (where the President's level of accountability
> is discussed), it is made more clear in a New Orleans Times-Picayune
> article dated August 28:
>
>
> NEW ORLEANS (AP) - In the face of a catastrophic Hurricane Katrina, a
> mandatory evacuation was ordered Sunday for New Orleans by Mayor Ray Nagin.
> Acknowledging that large numbers of people, many of them stranded
> tourists, would be unable to leave, the city set up 10 places of last
> resort for people to go, including the Superdome.
> The mayor called the order unprecedented and said anyone who could leave
> the city should. He exempted hotels from the evacuation order because
> airlines had already cancelled all flights.
> Gov. Kathleen Blanco, standing beside the mayor at a news conference, said
> President Bush called and personally appealed for a mandatory evacuation
> for the low-lying city, which is prone to flooding.
> The ball was placed in Mayor Nagin's court to carry out the evacuation
> order. With a 5-day heads-up, he had the authority to use any and all
> services to evacuate all residents from the city, as documented in a city
> emergency preparedness plan. By waiting until the last minute, and failing
> to make full use of resources available within city limits, Nagin and his
> administration screwed up.
>
>
> Mayor Nagin and his emergency sidekick Terry Ebbert have displayed lethal,
> mind boggling incompetence before, during and after Katrina.
>
>
> As for Mayor Nagin, he and his profile in pathetic leadership police chief
> should resign as well. That city's government is incompetent from one end
> to the other. The people of New Orleans deserve better than this crowd of
> clowns is capable of giving them.
>
>
> If you're keeping track, these boobs let 569 buses that could have carried
> 33,350 people out of New Orleans-in one trip-get ruined in the floods.
> Whatever plan these guys had, it was a dud. Or it probably would have been
> if they'd bothered to follow it.
>
>
> As for all the race-baiting rhetoric and Bush-bashing coming from
> prominent blacks on the left, don't expect Ray Nagin to be called out on
> the carpet for falling short. You want to know why? Here's why:
>
>
> It's more convenient to blame a white president for what went wrong than
> to hold a black mayor and his administration accountable for gross
> negligence and failing to fully carry out an established emergency
> preparedness plan.
>
>
> To hold Nagin and his administration accountable for dropping the ball
> amounts to letting loose the shouts and cries of "Racism!". It's sad, it's
> wrong, but it's standard operating procedure for the media and left-wing
> black leadership.
>
>
> Mark my words: you will not hear a word of criticism from Jesse Jackson
> Sr., Randall Robinson, the Congressional Black Caucus, the NAACP, or Kanye
> West being directed toward Clarence Ray Nagin Jr. Why? Because he is a
> black politician. Black politicians who are on their side can do no wrong,
> but you'll hear them loudly condemn everyone else! Where is equality for
> all now?
>
>
>
>
>
> ________________________________
> From: MIDIChat@yahoogroups.com [mailto:MIDIChat@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf
> Of cajunrose
> Sent: Thursday, September 15, 2005 2:40 PM
> To: MIDIChat@yahoogroups.com
> Subject: Re: [MIDIChat] Safe in America? The real deal about what happened
> in New Orleans
>
>
>
> I read it and i liked it always....:)
>
> And some of the OT things are so very well stated and gives me an
> insight....
>
> BTW, happy very belated Birthday Cat....
>
> Rose
> Who has been very busy with the things in New Orleans and friends there...
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: oneqtcat
> To: MIDIChat@yahoogroups.com
> Sent: Thursday, September 15, 2005 2:26 PM
> Subject: Re: [MIDIChat] Safe in America? The real deal about what happened
> in New Orleans
>
>
> How about we change that phrase to "as well as occasional off topic
> discussions"
>
> That'll work but I think without the word 'occasional'. Thing is, no one
> seems to read the group descriptions.
> Cat >^..^<
>
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] Re: Fats Domino Missing in New Orleans Floods

On 9/6/05, tim_tt2 <tim_tt2@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Also Kanye West says
> Bush hates black people which is why FEMA dropped the ball in New
> Orleans(eh?).
>
I checked this out, and one source says:

West: George Bush doesn't care about black people!

It appears to be a transcript from the actual broadcast. Actively
hating a group and not caring about them are different things, the the
result can be (and was) the same.

I just read that 72% of African-Americans agree with Kayne West:

"A new USA Today Poll has found that 72 percent of African-Americans
feel that President Bush does not care about the country's Black
population. 67 percent of white respondents said he did."

Now that's interesting. Who do you think is right - the Black folks,
or the White folks? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh?
eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh?
eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh?

West also said: I hate the way they portray us in the media. You see a
black family, it says, "They're looting." You see a white family, it
says, "They're looking for food." And, you know, it's been five days
[waiting for federal help] because most of the people are black. And
even for me to complain about it, I would be a hypocrite because I've
tried to turn away from the TV because it's too hard to watch. I've
even been shopping before even giving a donation, so now I'm calling
my business manager right now to see what is the biggest amount I can
give, and just to imagine if I was down there, and those are my people
down there. So anybody out there that wants to do anything that we can
help -- with the way America is set up to help the poor, the black
people, the less well-off, as slow as possible. I mean, the Red Cross
is doing everything they can. We already realize a lot of people that
could help are at war right now, fighting another way -- and they've
given them permission to go down and shoot us!

Does anybody know if West actually gave the biggest amount he could
give? They've been putting Caligula's father up as a fundraiser for
disaster relief. The Bush's and their extended family of monied
aristocrats have billions and billions and more billions of dollars.
Does anybody know how much of their own money they have given?

Have they shown they do care about black people in any way that
matters - ways that can affect real world change?

And by the way, has anybody here seen the movie they made about the
Bushes - "The Aristocrats"?

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: Your Ad In The Stranger

I'm really looking forward to hearing this. I'm so excited sometimes I
have trouble sleeping at night, and I've been skipping meals. it
could be problematic, I'm hypoglycemic, and I get a little dizzy at
times.

man I can't wait to hear this song!

On 9/7/05, Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com> wrote:
> Looking forward to hearing this. You must really be polishing this - I
> don't need the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, it's just punk rock, so please
> finish it up soon
>
> On 8/4/05, Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com> wrote:
> > I saw your ad (attached below). I have to say, you are the second most
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> > expensive - I gave songs away for free. Well, I would have, but
> > nobody would take them ( hear the results and judge for yourself at
> > http://www.soundclick.com/artist/9/songpoet_music.htm ).
> >
> > OK OK, I get the message! I don't have what it takes. So I want to
> > hire you for a song. Here are the lyrics:
> >
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> >
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> >
> >
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> >
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> > running in and out of your swiss cheese couch
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> >
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> >
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> >
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> >
> > Matt Love
> >
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> >
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> >
>

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[CanYoAssDigIt] The Onion Does It Again...

Halliburton Gets Contract To Pry Gold Fillings From New Orleans Corpses' Teeth
September 14, 2005 | Issue 41•37

HOUSTON—On Tuesday, Halliburton received a $110 million no-bid
government contract to pry the gold fillings from the mouths of
deceased disaster victims in the New Orleans-Gulf Coast area. "We are
proud to serve the government in this time of crisis by recovering
valuable resources from the wreckage of this deadly storm," said David
J. Lesar, Halliburton's president. "The gold we recover from the human
rubble of Katrina can be used to make fighter-jet electronics,
supercomputer chips, inflation-proof A-grade investments, and luxury
yachting watches."

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Kate Pierson Thought She Was Still In The Closet...

http://www.giampetruzzi.com/images/images/Stories/Kate%20Pierson/Pierson%202005/Kate%20Pierson%202005.htm

So, I was just as surprised as everyone else when Pierson revealed to
me in an exclusive interview last summer that, like her band mates
Keith Strickland and Fred Schneider, she's gay — or "wild and
bisexual" as she put it.

This interview reminded me of a story in the Onion. The only real
surprise was that Cindy Wilson is straight and married.

Area Homosexual Thinks He's Still In The Closet
September 1, 1999 | Issue 35•31

TOLEDO, OH—Despite the fact that everyone he meets obviously assumes
he is gay, 34-year-old Toledo-area homosexual Jeremy Schuitt still
thinks he's in the closet, local sources reported Tuesday.

A graphic designer who secretly frequents Cruisers, a local dance
club, Schuitt has told only four people about his homosexuality.
However, nearly all of his friends, co-workers and relatives are well
aware of it, as is the clerk at the neighborhood Starbucks where
Schuitt orders a "double mocha 'capp' in [a] paper [cup]" every day
before work.

"Jeremy is a very nice guy, and I totally support his sexual
orientation," said co-worker Diane Pulaski, one of the countless
people to whom Schuitt has not come out. "I think it's great that he's
so open about it."

Though Schuitt denies dating men and feigns ignorance of gay culture,
his extensive collection of handpainted Italian tiles and love of
Stephen Sondheim are well-known.

Among the many other indicators that have tipped off the world to
Schuitt's homosexuality include his running commentary on footwear,
his constant playing of the Pet Shop Boys' Very on the mini CD boom
box at his workstation, his standard greeting of "And how are we doing
today?" and the week-long depression he fell into following Princess
Diana's death.

"Sadly, we still live in a largely homophobic society, so there are
many reasons why an individual would choose to hide his gayness," said
magazine editor James Allenby, for whom Schuitt frequently does
freelance graphic-design work. "That's why I applaud Jeremy's decision
to just let it all hang out. He's so incredibly fun and flamboyant."

As people get to know Schuitt better, however, they inevitably
discover that his openness is purely accidental.

"What can I say? I just adore Paris," Schuitt told co-worker Geri Hahn
recently. "The Seine, The Louvre, Jean-Paul Gaultier—I'd die to live
there someday."

"That is," Schuitt added, "assuming my girlfriend Jackie would want to
move there, too."

Schuitt's invention of "Jacqueline"—his French-Canadian fiancée
currently touring Canada with the Montreal Ballet—is just one of the
many cover stories Schuitt has created to hide his homosexuality from
those in whom he cannot confide.

Unbeknownst to Schuitt, every one of his efforts has been
unsuccessful. Even those friends who have not accidentally found
Manhole Magazine's 1998 Boy-Toy Revue video Schuitt keeps hidden
behind his entertainment center have noted the other tell-tale signs
of homosexuality around his apartment, such his extensive collection
of pierrot figurines and coordinated futon cover and curtain set.

Progressive and open-minded, Schuitt's friends have fully accepted his
closeted status and have tried to create a comfortable environment for
his sexual denial. But despite their open-mindedness, many of these
friends were shocked and uncomfortable upon discovering that Schuitt
was not yet "out."

"Of course, I've always respected his right to privacy regarding that
very personal decision," friend Erin Chance said. "But there's no
doubt about it--he's gay. Not just a little gay, really gay."

Chance is among the many people who, upon meeting Schuitt, told him
that they "have lots of gay friends," only to have the closeted man
nervously reply that he thinks his sister might have a gay friend.

"I felt a little embarrassed for just assuming, but how was I supposed
to know?" Chance said. "My gaydar tells me he's way out of the
closet."

Janice Sharperson is among the four friends whom Schuitt, in moments
of abandon, has told, "I'm not sure, but sometimes I think I might be
bisexual."

"Big shocker, huh?" Sharperson said. "I know it makes sense that he'd
be used to hiding it after growing up Catholic in a small town, but
we're all secretly rooting for him to come out. It's getting kind of
weird acting like we don't know that everyone knows he likes men."

Even Schuitt's distant relatives are aware of his homosexuality.

"Last fall, at his cousin Bryan's wedding, Jeremy stood up to make an
announcement," said Bea Langan, Schuitt's great aunt. "I thought for
sure he was going to tell us all his little 'secret,' but instead he
told us that his girlfriend unfortunately couldn't make it because she
had pneumonia. Oh, well. Maybe next time."

Schuitt, who first realized he was attracted to males in high school,
has been perceived as gay since fifth or sixth grade.

"Jeremy is one of those students I'll never forget," said Marcia
Krause, Schuitt's middle-school drama teacher. "He was so sweet and so
talented--you should have seen him in Pippin. I wonder where he is
now. San Francisco or the West Village, I suppose."

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Awful - listening to the Roberts coverage right now on NPR

Why is it the job of NPR reporters to be apologists for Roberts?

Oh yes, I forgot. They now interpret their mission to be the
propaganda arm of the executive branch of the government. They are a
bunch of overpaid hacks who are almost entirely out of the business of
journalism, and are now working in the field of public relations
(often viewed as a related field, but it is in fact the polar
opposite).

Neil Conan the barbarian is the absolute worst. It's no wonder the
mainstream organizations have lavished awards on him. This is typical.
Alexander Cockburn broke important stories such as the overturned
incurbator hoax that Bush Sr used to justify the first gulf war.
Virtually everybody else was taken in by it, including Amnesty
International and Human Rights Watch. Eventually they admitted their
error, but he broke the story that it was a hoax when it was early
enough for it to make a difference. Nobody in the MSM followed up on
his investigation, and he certainly never won any awards for that or
any of the other important work he's done.

Check out these people that are cheering on Neil Conan, at
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1473935/posts -

These people seem to think that Conan also works for Fox. I don't
believe that is the case, though some of his peers at NPR are also
acceptable to Fox.
They regard principled opponents of the war to be "seditious and
corrupt Leftists ... everywhere, pro-islamofascist-terrorist
radical[s]... as a conservative defender of American virtues (what's
left of them) in the tradition of Samuel Clemens, I find this sort of
reflexive and childish response offensive, but not surprising coming
from fans of Neil Conan.

Their position is that Neil Conan... had the courage and the
intellectual honesty to pierce the mourning veil... they called
Conan's cowardly and snarky attack her "jump the shark moment."

I'd like to ask who else on this list feels that Cindy Sheehan was, in
fact, magnificent in how she handled the little creep, and in fact it
is NPR that jumped the shark - and if so, when?

Back to the hearings - a few of the senators are making some attempt
to pin down the future Chief Weasil of the Supreme Court. The NPR sock
puppets have laughed at their efforts to "lay a glove on him", calling
them "inquisitors."

Really terrible stuff. I wish I was listening to Democracy Now! instead.

I used to rank NPR below programs like Democracy Now! and above
network news. I have to report that ABCs coverage of the New Orleans
flood was far better than NPRs. It was more independent, more
hard-hitting, more informative. It is a sorry, sorry time for public
broadcasting.

I close with some more bracing coverage of Roberts than the spineless
mush we've been hearing on NPR.

http://www.counterpunch.org/cassel09092005.html

Weekend Edition
September 9 / 11, 2005

On the Far Right of a Far Right Party
The Brief on Judge Roberts
By ELAINE CASSEL

I have to admit that I was fooled by the Cleaver family images
displayed by the Roberts family that sultry July night. Not a bad guy,
I thought. Doesn't look like a Scalia. Doesn't talk like a Scalia.
Maybe President Bush won't make good on his nuclear-type promises to
put a Thomas or Scalia on the high court. Maybe Roberts will be a guy
with a nice demeanor, a bright man and one who is - as judges should
be - fair and open-minded.

No such luck. While others were sleeping, I was up reading memoranda
and briefs from days when Roberts was a political operative disguised
as a lawyer working in the Reagan administration. It did not take long
for the nice-guy image to fade. In its place is a judge in the mold of
Scalia more than Thomas, one who is mightily impressed with himself
and his intellect and one who does not care a flip for everyday
Americans.

When he and his fellow "conservatives" talk about not "legislating
from the bench," what they mean is that the 14th Amendment that
guarantees constitutional rights to all Americans, regardless of what
state they live in, should, in effect, be abolished. The Bush line on
"legislating from the bench" means that the courts should not protect
the people from governments who interfere with those rights so
inimical to American values - freedom of religion, press, speech,
freedom from unreasonable searches and seizures, and due process and
reproductive rights.

Roe v. Wade was third in a line of cases that struck state laws
against contraception. If you think that Roe v. Wade won't be reversed
in the next few years with Roberts in the majority, you are living in
a dream world. Roberts writes contemptuously about Roe v. Wade and the
right of women to have any say over their own bodies. Any state laws
that prohibit end-of-life decision making by competent adults would
also be in jeopardy.

Legislating from the bench was what led the court to reject separate
but equal education. After all, Brown v. Board of Education was about
as activist a decision as one could imagine, overturning a prior
decision, Plessy v. Ferguson. States would be, in the Roberts scheme,
free to return to segregated education. This may not apply for black
people - perhaps we have advanced enough that black and white children
can learn together - but were Texas, for instance, to want to
segregate Hispanic children from "white" children, Roberts would think
that would be just fine.

Roberts would add one more vote to legislating from the bench as the
court seeks to roll back the laws that protect the environment.
Roberts' judicial decisions, memoranda and arguments as a private
attorney come down on the side of big business and against the
environment. Roberts would like to strip Congress and the federal
agencies of the power to make our air and water safe. Leave it to the
states, he would argue, and let the big businesses make their deals
with state legislatures.

Roberts would like to overturn federal laws and regulations that bring
a modicum of justice to everyday citizens. Like the Voting Rights Act.
Roberts came out strongly against portions of it as a lawyer working
in the Reagan White House. He argued that blacks did not have to have
"real" voting rights - the government just had to make people think
that they had some rights.

Those who claim not to know what Roberts thinks have not done their
homework. Roberts is at the far-right of a far-right party, the party
that thinks it has the corner on being right. Roberts may be right for
the powerful and the wealthy, but he is not right for ordinary
Americans, those of us who pay his salary.

We need a people's Supreme Court. Like George Bush, Roberts was born
into privilege. In his world view, the privileged and the powerful own
the playground and the marbles. The rest of us may as well go home and
do as we're told.

Elaine Cassel practices law in Virginia and the District of Columbia,
teaches law and psychology, and follows the Bush regime's dismantling
of the Constitution at Civil Liberties Watch. Her new book The War on
Civil Liberties: How Bush and Ashcroft Have Dismantled the Bill of
Rights, is published by Lawrence Hill. She can be reached at:
ecassel1@cox.net

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [B-52'S] BIG B-52'S NEW COMING SOON!

Umm... let me guess... Ricky Wilson is still alive? It was actually
The Changling who died on his behalf, so he could go into hiding and
re-emerge just when we need him the most to defeat the forces of evil?

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Date: Sep 14, 2005 10:08 AM
Subject: [B-52'S] BIG B-52'S NEW COMING SOON!
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BIG B-52'S NEW COMING VERY SOON!

SCREW YOU WIGS ON TIGHT! GET READY... THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD!

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Tuesday, September 13, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Happy 13th!

The Lulina conquest of the world continues:

"I bought a book to study english, I want to pratice to
speak with you and other foreign people, to make new
friends. this week I have an enterview with a man
from a radio station from Belgica (I don't know if in
United States you speak "Belgica", it's in Europe...).
I think it will be fun, but I don't know to speak in
english, my friend Bruno will help me."

love
lu.
(happy 13th!)"

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Check it out - Knucklehead has credibility with the hip hop community!

Knucklehead (US)
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kengosha entertainment posted on Thu April 7, 2005
  you guys consistenly have good music keep it up.........if you get a chance holla at us.
we have music w/ peddi crack and young buck........L 2 da I V 2 da E is #1
come find out.........oh by the way we have HOTSTEPPA for the jazz heads AND WANT WAR for the thug cats!!........PLUS THE CRUSIN SINGLE NO DISRESPECT TO YOU........ and for the block huggers we have b itch holla my name and fuc cassidy!!! and if you notice we are #1 on the charts........so i know the hate will come!!
check this............

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   hotsteppa:
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only in sub genres:
   fuc cassidy p2 feat flashy and peddi crakk:
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   love ya baby.....lucky ray feat young buck of gggg:
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Monday, September 12, 2005

Re: [CanYoAssDigIt] Re: Our store is your cureall!

Okay, but what if you're the potent one and she finds one who's impotent? It could happen.

On 9/12/05, Matt Love < matt.mattlove1@gmail.com> wrote:
thank you for the excellent advice. I have been concerned for a while that my girl would find another men.

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thank you for the excellent advice. I have been concerned for a while that my girl would find another men.

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Sunday, September 11, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: Kitchie Nadal Inform....

Hey, thanks for the nice thoughts. I like to be scientific about
things, however rediculous they are, so I did exactly what this e-mail
said; I LOOKed up ''smith sisters murdered anonymously''. on GOOGLE

because after all, I don't want to be killed in the closet and
skinned to death, too. and what do you know, Snopes was the first
thing that came up at Google (attached below in it's entirety).

I was thinking about forwarding this to my friend Lisa Smith (aka
Danger Bird) but why waste her time?

You shouldn't waste your time, either. You should spend your time
wisely by going and listening to Lisa's music at
http://www.myspace.com/dangerbirdmusic
or by going and listening to Dweebish's music at
http://www.myspace.com/dweebishband

Thanks for being smart!

Snopes

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/ghosts/skinned.asp

Skinned Flick

Claim: Ghosts of two murdered teen girls return to kill and skin
parents who failed to tell their subsequent son of the girls'
existence.

Status: False.

Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2005]

girl meets a boy on her yahoo messenger.

crazy1 86:hey baby!!!
h0tNsPiCy91: whos dis???
crazy1 86:ur secret admirer!!!!!
h0tNsPiCy91: o really.... quite lyin! whos dis???
crazy1 86:i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
crazy1 86:i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
crazy1 86: tonight u will see me some time tonight....
h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...

crazy1 86 had signed off.

the girl was so scared she locked alll her doors and windows. she made
sure her room was secured. she was so scared if it was a joke or for
real. she didnt know when he was going to come. the girl was frighten
so she decided to sleep with her little sister. the girl dozed off
quikly. then she heards a knock on the window. the girl slowly walked
to the window. it started knocking louder. the girl looked through the
windows and saw nothing. just some of the tree branches. the girl went
back to bed with her sister. the bed was wet and a pretty smells
horrid. maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found
blood everywhere. the girl panick. she didnt know what to do. she ran
and hid in the closet incase the guy was their for her. while looking
through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. it was dark so
she couldnt figure out who it was. she started to get more frighten.
the man crept closer to the closet. the girl closed her eyes as if it
was a dream. then suddenly he open the closet door and pulled her out.
her parents found her dead. she was skinned all the way and was hunged
in her sisters closet.

PART 2...

2 years after the the sisters deaths, the her parents got pregnant
with a baby boy the girls room became a guest bedroom and the little
sisters room where the murder took place became the babys room. the
baby grew up to be a secessful kid. one night he was on the computer
and got a instant messege.

h0tNsPiCy91:hey lil bro!!!
2seXay4u: who the f is this?
h0tNsPiCy91: its your big sis.
2seXay4u: i never had a sister. im an only child.
2seXay4u:this is some kinda joke huh?
h0tNsPiCy91: mom and dad never told you?
h0tNsPiCy91: i died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
h0tNsPiCy91:we were murdered in your room which was once my little
sisters room. she was killed in bed when i was sleeping and i was
killed in the closet and skinned to death.
2seXay4u:quite lying. i never had a sister. if i did my parents would
tell me. whatever. your stupid.
h0tNsPiCy91: you dont believe me? well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
h0tNsPiCy91: i carved my name, time and date i was being murdered.
then i carved my little sister name.
h0tNsPiCy91: if you dont believe me little brother check the internet.
type in ''smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
h0tNsPiCy91: i gtg little brother. i love you. and mom and dad soo
much. i cant believe they kept us a secret from you. they should burn
in hell.

the boy checked the closet. he saw the carvings. was it true? he
surfed the internet and everything was their about the anonymous
murder in the house. the next morning the boy went downstairs. it was
so queit. maybe mom and dad was sleeping.. hours later the boy found
his parents in their closets skinned and hung. then he found more
carvings on the ground. it says '' I TOLD YOU I WASNT LYING. LITTLE
BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CANT
BELIVE IT. WELL IM FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD. I WONT HURT YOU LIKE HOW
THEY DIED. I LOVE YOU!

- LISA SMITH ''

this is a death chain. if you dont send this in the next hour the
parents will kill you at night. they will kill you

DONT BELEIVE ME? LOOK IT UP N GOOGLE

Origins: We began encountering this tale in our inbox in late June
2005. Almost two months later, near the end of August 2005, versions
mailed to us began including this coda:
ps guys..i looked it up on google and it really happened. creepy eh? i
dont normally do these..but this one kind of bothered me a little bit.
heres the article.

"Smith sisters murdered anonymously

In 1993, two sisters were brutally murdered in the small-town
community of Plainfield, wisconsin. Lisa Smith, 19; and her sister,
Sarah Smith, 15; were attacked in their parent's home on the night of
November 17th, around 1:30AM. Sarah was found stabbed and strangled in
the bed where she had been sleeping. Her sister Lisa was found hanging
in her sister's closet, skinned alive. Police conducted an extensive
investigation, but to no avail. The motives for the attack were never
discovered, nor was the attacker ever found. The only lead athorities
had was a log found in Lisa's computer, showing a series of
threatening messages sent through an Internet Relay Chat service. The
case was closed in October of 2000."
Plainfield, Threatening with a knifeWisconsin, is a community of less
than a thousand people located in central Wisconsin. As its one claim
to fame, it was the birthplace of Ed Gein, a farmer who was convicted
of murdering one woman in 1957 and confessed to having killed another
in 1954. His notoriety came, however, from his use of dead bodies: he
mutilated the corpses of women, cutting off a variety of their body
parts and fashioning these into macabre items.

As one might suspect, murder in Plainfield is relatively rare. As one
might further suspect, no two teen girls named Lisa and Sarah Smith
were murdered in that town in 1993, nor their parents a number of
years later. The story is fiction, plain and simple, just another
example of the 'bad things will happen to you if you don't forward
this chain letter' genre. (The concept is stated explicitly in its
text: "this is a death chain. if you dont send this in the next hour
the parents will kill you at night.") We discuss another example of
this type of chain letter — one that uses a photo to tell its chilling
tale — in our "Bed Reckoning"
article.

Numerous inconsistencies in the Internet-circulated story provide
enough clues to its being fiction that even those lacking access to
online news archives should be able to dismiss it as an attempt to
yank their chains:

* The younger sister is murdered while the older girl is either
sleeping beside or going to the window to check on an odd sound, yet
the older sibling hears nothing happening in the room and is alerted
to something's being amiss only because the bed is wet and
ill-smelling upon her return to it.

* Rather than scream for help or run from the room, the older girl
hides in the closet.

* The older sister is pulled from the closet by her murderer and
her body is returned there to be hung for her parents to discover, yet
while she's in this closed space before her killer takes her from it,
she carves hers and her sister's names and the time and date. If she
had something with which to gouge messages into the floorboards or
onto the walls, why didn't she use it to stab at her attacker and
escape his clutches? Also, wasn't it thoughtful of her murderer to
afford her time to finish her woodworking escapades before coming for
her?

* The parents (who we presume are sleeping in the same house,
since the story doesn't mention their being absent that night) hear
nothing of their two daughters being murdered.

* The son (who we work out from the story is 12 years old: "15
years ago" less "2 years after the the sisters deaths" less a
nine-month gestation period) lives those twelve years in the murder
room yet never once notices the message carved in the closet.

* The girls were murdered "In 1993" yet the IM'ing ghost of one of
them informs her brother she died "15 years ago." Our calendar says
it's 2005, not 2008.

* Instant message capability didn't become an online reality until
1997 when AOL introduced its Instant Messenger service. Yahoo
Messenger (which the narrative tells us was used by the murderer to
contact one of the sisters prior to his killing her) began in 1999.
However, while IM didn't exist in 1993, chat rooms did — IRC (Internet
Relay Chat) was most certainly part of the cyber world at least as far
back as 1993, else I retain rather vivid yet baseless false memories
of what I was doing with a great many of my nights back then.

If all this seems too silly to bother dissecting, we initially thought
so too. Then we read this discussion at alexlab.com, which shows at
least some folks have been taking the story somewhat seriously.

Barbara "skinned divers" Mikkelson

Last updated: 1 September 2005

On 9/11/05, draco malfoy <andrewtom2003@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Message: SCARY!!! BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!!
> Message: scary huh?!?!?!?!?!...
> Message: Message: Body: SCARY
> Body: girl meets a boy on her
> yahoo
> messenger.
>
> crazy1 86:hey baby!!!
> h0tNsPiCy91: whos dis???
> crazy1 86:ur secret admirer!!!!!
> h0tNsPiCy91: o really.... quite lyin! whos
> dis???
> crazy1 86:i loved u the first time a stared
> in your
> eyes...
> crazy1 86:i think about u everyday... you
> are my
> dream come true.
> crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u
> remember
> tho.
> crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain
> takes
> away my feelings of u.
> crazy1 86: tonight u will see me some
> time
> tonight....
> h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
> crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good
> care of
> you...
> crazy1 86 had signed off.
> the girl was so scared she locked alll her
> doors
> and windows. she made sure her room
> was
> secured. she was so scared if it was a joke
> or for
> real. she didnt know when he was going
> to come.
> the girl was frighten so she decided to
> sleep with
> her little sister. the girl dozed off quikly.
> then she
> heards a knock on the window. the girl
> slowly
> walked to the window. it started knocking
> louder.
> the girl looked through the windows and
> saw
> nothing. just some of the tree branches.
> the girl
> went back to bed with her sister. the bed
> was wet
> and a pretty smells horrid. maybe her
> sister wet
> the bed... the girl checked and found
> blood
> everywhere. the girl panick. she didnt
> know what to
> do. she ran and hid in the closet incase
> the guy
> was their for her. while looking through
> the cracks
> of the closet the girl saw a shadow. it was
> dark so
> she couldnt figure out who it was. she
> started to
> get more frighten. the man crept closer to
> the
> closet. the girl closed her eyes as if it was
> a
> dream. then suddenly he open the closet
> door and
> pulled her out. her parents found her
> dead. she was
> skinned all the way and was hunged in
> her sisters
> closet.
> PART 2...
> 2 years after the the sisters deaths, the
> her
> parents got pregnant with a baby boy the
> girls
> room became a guest bedroom and the
> little
> sisters room where the murder took place
> became
> the babys room. the baby grew up to be a
> secessful kid. one night he was on the
> computer
> and got a instant messege.
>
> h0tNsPiCy91:hey lil bro!!!
> 2seXay4u: who the f is this?
> h0tNsPiCy91: its your big sis.
> 2seXay4u: i never had a sister. im an
> only child.
> 2seXay4u:this is some kinda joke huh?
> h0tNsPiCy91: mom and dad never told
> you?
> h0tNsPiCy91: i died 15 years ago with
> your other
> older sister.
> h0tNsPiCy91:we were murdered in your
> room
> which was once my little sisters room. she
> was
> killed in bed when i was sleeping and i
> was killed in
> the closet and skinned to death.
> 2seXay4u:quite lying. i never had a
> sister. if i did
> my parents would tell me. whatever. your
> stupid.
> h0tNsPiCy91: you dont believe me? well
> if you
> wanna look in your closet floor.
> h0tNsPiCy91: i carved my name, time
> and date i
> was being murdered. then i carved my
> little sister
> name.
> h0tNsPiCy91: if you dont believe me
> little brother
> check the internet. type in ''smith sisters
> murdered
> anonymously''.
> h0tNsPiCy91: i gtg little brother. i love
> you. and
> mom and dad soo much. i cant believe
> they kept
> us a secret from you. they should burn in
> hell.
> the boy checked the closet. he saw the
> carvings.
> was it true? he surfed the internet and
> everything
> was their about the anonymous murder in
> the
> house. the next morning the boy went
> downstairs.
> it was so queit. maybe mom and dad was
> sleeping.. hours later the boy found his
> parents in
> their closets skinned and hung. then he
> found more
> carvings on the ground. it says '' I TOLD
> YOU I
> WASNT LYING. LITTLE BROTHER, I
> LOVED
> MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME
> A
> SECRET. I CANT BELIVE IT. WELL IM
> FREE
> FROM THIS COLD WORLD. I WONT
> HURT YOU
> LIKE HOW THEY DIED. I LOVE YOU!
> - LISA SMITH ''
> this is a death chain. if you dont send this
> in the
> next hour the parents will kill you at
> night. they will
> kill you
>
> DONT BELEIVE ME? LOOK IT UP N GOOGLE
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Leslie_Morris_Online] The Best of Both Worlds

Leslie Morris is a savior.

I am leaving the Church of Ed Wood and joining the Church of Leslie
Morris because Leslie Morris has a proven record of salvation, and Ed
Wood doesn't. Also the Church of Ed Wood has censored every post I've
ever tried to post on their list, and I can post anything I want on
the Leslie Morris list.

Dog farts.

See what I mean?

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On 9/11/05, Leslie Morris <dr_spider_man@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> I saved a man¡¦s life the other day and it feels kinda
> good.
> Saturday morning I ran into Eva in the corridor. She
> was all upset as Simon (her husband) was having an
> epileptic fit (ok it was either a fit or a seizor, he
> just seemed drunk or tired) and need to get to
> hospital. To make this a little complicated, he had a
> fit the pervious day. The doctors wanted him to say of
> another day. But he checked out early as he needed to
> go to work as they are poor English back packers. So
> Eva or Simon just didn¡¦t have enough money to call
> anther ambulance so (Weekend at Berine¡¦s style) we
> planed to get this coma induced man into a taxi.
> Luckily the hospital was only 5mins up the road.
>
> STEP 1:
> We needed to get him dressed as he was TOTALLY NAKED
> and sweaty and bleeding out of the nose.
>
> STEP 2:
> We (and when I say we, I mean I) needed to get him
> down a flight of stairs. He didn¡¦t want a go and he
> put up a bit of a fight and did I mention he was
> covered in sweat.
>
> STEP 3:
> Ok at this stage we¡¦re in the hallway at the front of
> the house. I got Karl to run up the road and call a
> taxi. It came right away then Karl mentioned that we
> need to take this guy to hospital. Karl turned around
> to open the front door and the taxi took off.
>
> STEP 4:
> Karl had to leave so I got Holly to get a taxi. He
> miss heard me and I just want him to go outside and
> tell us when to taxi got there.
>
> STEP 5:
> 10 minutes later I¡¦m running up the road to call a
> taxi.
>
> STEP 6:
> I ran legion taxis and the line was busy.
>
> STEP 7:
> I ran back down to the house to get the white pages.
>
> STEP 8:
> Called a taxi.
>
> STEP 9:
> I kept the taxi driving in delightful conversation so
> he wouldn¡¦t the catatonic guy in-between Eva and
> myself.
>
> STEP 10:
> We got to the hospital. At this stage Simon was coming
> around. I was tired so I just grabbed him like a piece
> of meat and ripped him from the back seat of the taxi
> and plonked him on the side walk. At this stage he
> demanded to know what was going on.
>
> STEP 11:
> We got him to the emergency ward. The doctors saw him.
>
> Then yesterday Eva told me that Simon actually had a
> life treating viral infected that was caused by the
> fit (she didn¡¦t go into to much detail, even if she
> did I doubt I would have understood) and he would have
> died if we didn¡¦t get him there when we did.
>
> And I have to say knowing that I¡¦ve help saved this
> guys life, is a very humbling, delightful and odd
> feeling.
>
>
> Ok on to another unrelated matter
>
> Today I was in the dock of the Burwood Westfeild I was
> with James. Now most of you won¡¦t know how bad docks
> smell. They smell a little better then your local tip.
> Sometimes they smell like fruit, but only sometimes.
> So we were dumping cardboard in the cardboard bailer.
> Some how we broke it and a nice non English speaking
> man was fixing it. Bord, like always: I dared James to
> lick this gross sign that was on the cardboard bailer.
> It had bits of brown and red goo had congealed on it.
> He refused. I said I¡¦ll give him a dollar. He
> refused. Lying I said ¡¦50 Dollars¡¦ and the bastard
> did it. Now what was I to do? This guy licked this
> sign!!! Given the choice between licking to sign and
> blowing off Michael Jackson the average people would
> go with Jackson. Sure he licked a non gross bit and it
> was more like a touch than I lick. So there was only
> one thing I could do. Not give him the 50 bucks and
> lick the sign myself. So I did. Not all this sign
> licking must have attached same ladies. James told me
> later than the girl behind us trying to start a
> conversation with us but I was too concerned on the
> sign licking incident to even notice them.
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Re: [Can Yo' ass Dig It?] [CanYoAssDigIt] Remember the Day

Sugarzareh is right on! I'm so sick of those America-hating liberals
that are hating America by voting for a guy who actually fought in a
war, who acknowledged he committed war crimes, and can't get enough of
it - he promised to fight Bush's war harder and better than Bush
himself! What a flippy floppy knee jerk weakling!

Give me a guy who coked and boozed his way through the national guard
- who heartlessly sends people off to fight and die for oil, a guy who
never troubled his brain with a useful thought, who doesn't listen to
anyone other than his circle of thugs and pirates, who doesn't mess
around with serving, but rather ruling, who doesn't bother with
elections, he just steals the office....

this is a guy who loves America and we real Americans gotta love the
guy that loves us!

Share the love and lynch a liberal today!

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Remember the Day

If you hate America so much, you don't even know what day I'm talking
about, so log out and go to some far-left (i.e. timidly critical of
Caligula) site where you belong.

Let us honor this day of tragedy. Small gestures reflect large ones.
It's the law. Or at least should be. WILL be.

Go out and shoot an unarmed person whom you have convinced is your
friend. Spy on your neighbor, and tell. Give your money to a rich
person. Feel sorry for corporations. Keep tabs on everybody. Follow
people home from mosques. Just say no to Miranda rights. When asked for
a Social Security Number, donate DNA along with it. Kill anybody who
acts like Jesus. But suck Jesus's cock.

sugarzareh

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Thursday, September 08, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Soundclick Chart Action

Blood Paradise is tearing up the Soundclick Charts:

Currently in the daily charts:

main genres:
I Licked Her Arm:
· #2426 in the Acoustic charts
· #308 in the Acoustic Folk sub charts

Little Dog From Hell:
· #2354 in the Pop charts
· #88 in the Contemporary Gospel sub charts

Drunken Irish Punk:
· #2732 in the Alternative charts
· #383 in the Experimental sub charts

only in sub genres:
Still Playing The Guitar That Calvin Johnson Broke:
· #415 in the Alternative : Alt Power Pop sub charts

It's nice to know that those Gospel Music Fans are getting down with
"Little Dog From Hell."

Homeless Goats isn't getting quite so much action:

Charts: Only your strongest songs appear in the charts.

Currently in the daily charts:

main genres:
Red Is The Color:
· #2379 in the Acoustic charts
· #279 in the Acoustic Vocals sub charts

We'll have to come up with some more material

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Wednesday, September 07, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Bob Denver and William H. Rehnquist - a twofer of tragedy?

We've mourned the recent passing of one clown - Bob Denver. We have
overlooked another, somewhat historically less significant clown -
William H. Rehnquist.

I've been hearing a lot of nonsense about this minor comedian on the
news lately. In the spirit of fairness and balance, I let Richard M.
Nixon and Mike Whitney speak about Rehnquist.

First, Nixon:

'Who the hell is that clown?" President Richard M. Nixon asked an aide
after a White House meeting on July 1, 1971. He was referring to an
assistant attorney general wearing Hush Puppies and a pink shirt that
clashed with a psychedelic tie. "Is he Jewish?" Nixon went on. "He
looks it. That's a hell of a costume he's wearing, just like a clown."
The president was told the man was William H. Rehnquist.

The name didn't stick. On July 24, Nixon referred to him as
"Renchburg." On October 5, Sen. Barry Goldwater, in a telephone
conversation with Nixon, brought up a "young fellow in the Justice
Department. You know I can't think of his name. Oh, God, his name
slips me." Then it came to him: "Ah, Bill Rensler." "Oh," responded
Nixon, "I know Rensler well, an excellent man." At that moment, the
president had no idea that 16 days later he would be naming
"Renchburg" or "Rensler" to the U.S. Supreme Court.

***

Closing with the words of Mike Whitney:

September 6, 2005

Why Rehnquist Shouldn't be Buried on American Soil
The Death of a Partisan Chief Justice
By MIKE WHITNEY

"He was a man of character and dedication. His departure represents a
great loss for the court and for our country."

George W. Bush on hearing of the death of Supreme Court Justice
William Rehnquist

Let's not wring out the tears for William Rehnquist. The man was the
worst chief justice to ever serve on the Supreme Court; a complete
failure who disgraced his office and the people he was supposed to
serve. Never in the 200 year history of the nation has the high court
sustained more damage under the stewardship of one man.

Rehnquist's partisan handiwork rigged the 2000 election and set the
country in a downward spiral to ruin. He cobbled together the
coalition of rogue-jurists who stripped the Florida Supreme Court of
their constitutionally-guaranteed right to decide the outcome of state
elections and overturned the fundamental principle of democratic
government; the right to have one's vote counted.

Rehnquist invoked the 14th amendment; the "equal protection" clause to
elevate his friend George W. Bush to president. Prior to that, the
amendment had never even been used in cases other than racial
discrimination. Legal scholars and attorneys alike scoffed at the
shaky reasoning that held the case together. It was a complete
travesty that both Republicans and Democrats disdained. Rehnquist
abandoned every principle of judicial impartiality to shoehorn a
derelict-Texan into the Oval Office and to uphold his standing as a
charter member of the ruling class.

Look at the results.

Look what happens when the will of the people is brazenly ignored to
execute an elite agenda.

Iraq, the Cheney Energy papers, 9-11, Enron, Valerie Plame, Abu
Ghraib, Falluja, Guantanamo; the long litany of Bush-crimes should be
inscribed on Rehnquist's headstone next to the number of casualties
produced by his partisan blunder.

Rehnquist was an ardent class-warrior from his earliest days on the
court. He strongly opposed gay rights, abortion, gun control and
affirmative action, but was a staunch proponent of the death penalty.
This tells us that his sense of justice was shaped by his belief in
punishment, not mercy. Although Rehnquist would zealously defend the
right of the state to exterminate its own citizens, he vacillated on
even most basic rights of the individual.

In case after case, the Rehnquist Court bowed to the authority of the
president; allowing Bush to detain foreign nationals without formally
charging them with a crime and permitting the incarceration of "enemy
combatants" indefinitely at Guantanamo Bay subject to a review by
hand-picked military tribunals.

Rehnquist has repeatedly dodged the Jose Padilla case to allow the
president the tyrannical power of imprisoning an American citizen
without honoring habeas corpus, due process, or the presumption of
innocence. His evasion has upended the fundamental principle of
"inalienable rights", the cornerstone of the Constitution, and
condemned an innocent man to 3 and half years in solitary confinement.

Padilla has never been charged with a crime. It is a disgrace that
should enrage every American.

Justice John Paul Stevens' summarized the feelings of most Americans
who reject the idea that citizens can be stripped of their rights
according to presidential edict. He said, the results of the Padilla
case pose "a unique and unprecedented threat to the freedom of every
American citizen... At stake is nothing less than the essence of a
free society... For if this Nation is to remain true to the ideals
symbolized by its flag, it must not wield the tools of tyrants even to
resist an assault by the forces of tyranny."

Rehnquist had every opportunity to watch Bush's dismal war on terror.
He knew that the "forces of tyranny" had been greatly exaggerated to
carry out a global-militaristic strategy. Never the less, he
consistently chose to bolster the powers of the executive rather than
defend the basic rights of the citizen.

Rehnquist fancied himself a "strict constructionist"; a judge who
simply applied the constitution according to its literal meaning. As
it turns out, he was entirely unwilling to defend any part of the Bill
of Rights (excluding the revered 2nd amendment) and significantly
eroded the institution he was supposed to preserve.

Forget the state ceremonies for the deceased Chief Justice. Just put a
crease in the soil at Potter's field and kick a few leaves over the
hardening carcass.

If it was up to me, Rehnquist would never be buried on American soil.
The man betrayed his country and his name should be struck from the
history books.

He did nothing to shore up civil liberties or to preserve the
constitution. His tenure at the high court merely paved the way for
the Imperial Presidency and the further savaging of the rule of law.

Let Bush and his ilk sing Rehnquist's praises. What difference does it
make? The man was a miserable American and a dead-loss as a chief
justice.

Mike Whitney lives in Washington state. He can be reached at:
fergiewhitney@msn.com

***

A friend objected to the idea of striking him from the history books.
We should remember, and avoid repeating this sorry chapter in the
history of "justice"

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Tuesday, September 06, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Profound thoughts

From Luciana's blog, as translated by Google:

I read in a t-shirt now has little:

WEAPONS DO NOT KILL PEOPLE.
PEOPLE ARE THAT THEY KILL PEOPLE.
SHE SAYS NOT THE PEOPLE.
human being is enough of violence.

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] Re: Fats Domino Missing in New Orleans Floods

On 9/6/05, tim_tt2 <tim_tt2@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Fats is safe in case ya'll haven't heard.Woo Hoo! Also Kanye West says
> Bush hates black people which is why FEMA dropped the ball in New
> Orleans(eh?).

It's more a matter of Bush's caste hating poor people. Whether Bush
likes or dislikes anybody, or is capable of thought as we know (which
is debatable) is irrelevant There is a strong corrolation between
poverty and blackness in this country, but I'm sure that people that
do the thinking and planning think that black folks like Oprah,
Michael Jordan, Bill Cosby, Michael and Colin Powell are just fine.

It's pretty damn telling that the Caligula regime waited a couple of
days before they responded, but their sock puppet made and appearance
at Trent Lott's place and vowed to the American people that they were
going to rebuild it bigger and better.

And they caused their sock puppet to say that Michael Brown was doing
a great job.

I welcome calls for taking FEMA out of Homeland Security. An
excellent first step. Dismantling this nightmare agency has to start
somewhere - New Orleans is a pretty good illustration how this has
nothing to do with increasing our security, and everything to do with
increasing neocon control over the world, including us.

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Thursday, September 01, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] "I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death my right to stop you from saying it, by any means necessary"

That isn't what those pompous and self-righteous blowhards used to say, but it is now:

American Legion Declares War on Peace Movement
The organization the American Legion has voted at its national convention to target peace activists and the antiwar movement. The group boasts nearly 3 million members. The group's national commander called for an end to all "public protests" and what he called "media events" against the war, even though they are protected by the Bill of Rights. Thomas Cadmus told the convention "The American Legion will stand against anyone and any group that would demoralize our troops, or worse, endanger their lives by encouraging terrorists to continue their cowardly attacks against freedom-loving peoples. The delegates voted to use whatever means necessary to "ensure the united backing of the American people to support our troops and the global war on terrorism."

(From the democracy now webpage)


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Tuesday, August 30, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [tropicana_show] TONIGHT HOT TALENT STRONG DRINKS

Holy smokes, with a program like that I'd need strong drinks!
 
Will anybody be playing Mr. Yuk covers?  Is anybody from the Tropicana days a transvestite? Is there any Tropicana link here AT ALL?
 
Whatever.  We old crippled-up stay-at-homes need to support live music.
 
This is the kind of stuff I'm doing these days:
 
 
not Wimps, but pretty wimpy
 
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[CanYoAssDigIt] The oddest moment in a jandek concert...

"I'm fairly sure he played all new material (at least, the 12 songs didn't synch up with anything in the known catalog). "I don't care about the girls/ I don't care about the boys" our hero moaned in his trademark sing-song, a career manifesto for this guy if ever I heard one. Jandek's guitar parts came in two types: strummed atonal chordings and slashed atonal chordings. The oddest moment? When he tuned a string. Jandek tunes his guitar? Who knew?"

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