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Friday, April 10, 2009

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: Apr 10th - Matt Love Demand stats



Perhaps you have heard of my famous promise to go anywhere in the world to perform for an audience of 3 or more people. Unfortunately, apparently I'm at a low ebb in my musical career, there are only 3 people in the world that want to see me perform, and they are spread out over 3 cities in two countries.


Also their average age is 43 years old... people old enough to have developed wisdom and discernment, not chasing after the latest musical or marketing fad, so a very desirable demographic in my opinion... but still, I'm concerned that if I can't get that average down by a couple decades, my music will never be selected for use in AXE body spray or IPod Nano commercials.

This is why I'm writing to everybody I know who is under that age, or knows somebody under that age - I'm hoping you can help me out in my quest to become the next global superstar by visiting the Eventful site and demanding me. It would be so good for my poor, impoverished ego right now.

Thank you.  Thank you very much.

Matt


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Date: Fri, Apr 10, 2009 at 3:09 PM
Subject: Apr 10th - Matt Love Demand stats
To: mattlove1@gmail.com


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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: Apr 10th - Matt Love Demand stats



Perhaps you have heard of my famous promise to go anywhere in the world to perform for an audience of 3 or more people. Unfortunately, apparently I'm at a low ebb in my musical career, there are only 3 people in the world that want to see me perform, and they are spread out over 3 cities in two countries.

Also their average age is 43 years old... people old enough to have developed wisdom and discernment, not chasing after the latest musical or marketing fad, so a very desirable demographic in my opinion... but still, I'm concerned that if I can't get that average down by a couple decades, my music will never be selected for use in AXE body spray or IPod Nano commercials.

This is why I'm writing to everybody I know who is under that age, or knows somebody under that age - I'm hoping you can help me out in my quest to become the next global superstar by visiting the Eventful site and demanding me. It would be so good for my poor, impoverished ego right now.

Thank you.  Thank you very much.

Matt


---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Eventful <events@eventful.com>
Date: Fri, Apr 10, 2009 at 3:09 PM
Subject: Apr 10th - Matt Love Demand stats
To: mattlove1@gmail.com


    Make sure to add events@eventful.com to your email address book.    
 
April 10, 2009 | Matt Love
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average age 43.0
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Sarah is new on the scene, but she's already making a huge impact, partly due to her clever and different use of Demand. She has her Demand it! widgets up on her websites to find where her fans are. Then she's taking it one step further and using that info to build localized street teams in those areas. She's also using her Eventful profile to let her fans know about her upcoming EP, Gone, available in stores on April 28th...wink.

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Thursday, April 09, 2009

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: Billy Bob THORNTON really messes up...incredible video



Famous asshole Billy Bob Thornton has made the smarmy and obnoxious CBC host Jian Ghomeshi:

1. famous in the first world
2. actually look good by comparison


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Date: Thu, Apr 9, 2009 at 12:11 PM
Subject: Billy Bob THORNTON really messes up...incredible video
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http://www.youtube.com/user/Qtv
 
Headline story backing this up to follow in minutes
 
The Beginnings Of My Long-OverDue AutoBiography:
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Monday, April 06, 2009

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] First George Bush, Now Britney Spears

These Canadians will let anybody in.  Well, anybody except George Galloway.  She's in Edmonton, and it's total slutmania around here.  Why anybody would get excited about this woman, who is so far removed from talent she doesn't even know what it is - it's totally beyond me.

And why she's even on tour at all is mystifying... she's either too drug addled or mentally ill to manage her own life.  She makes Judy Garland look as steady as the Rock of Gibralter.

But I guess the real question is "WHY IS SHE FAMOUS AND I'M NOT???"

Check out some tunes I did with yet another musical cast of characters, and you'll toss out all your Britney Spears CDs, I guaren-damn-tee it.

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Is Britney Spears Trying to End Her Father's Control?

Sam Lutfi's sister testified in a Los Angeles court that she recently sneaked a cell phone to the pop star Source: People.comThursday, Apr 02, 2009

Is Britney Spears trying to end her father's control?

It seems Britney Spears's life has gone from soap opera to spy novel.

Sam Lutfi's younger sister Christina testified in a Los Angeles court Wednesday that she recently snuck a cell phone to the pop star at a Beverly Hills hotel - a plan allegedly hatched by Spears herself.

Spears, 27, whose phone access is strictly limited by her father Jamie, had initially called Sam's cell phone number in mid-January to speak with Christina.

"[Britney] told me she wanted to get a hold of Sam," said Christina, 25, whose brother had once been Spears's manager. "She wanted him to help her find a lawyer, and wanted someone to get a prepaid cell phone to her. She was scared because her father was blackmailing her with visitation rights over her kids."

Gym Rendezvous
Spears allegedly told Christina to meet her on the fifth floor gym of the Peninsula Hotel on Jan. 16. When Christina arrived, Spears was working out with her mother while a bodyguard stood nearby. But they rendezvoused in a sauna where Christina gave her a phone, saying it was from Sam and ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, which Spears then hid in a locker. "She asked me, 'Will Sam be able to help me?'" Christina added.

The phone, however, was later discovered by Spears's security team and confiscated from her purse.

Earlier on Wednesday, Blair Berk, a lawyer for Jamie Spears, testified that Britney "was in such fear [of Sam], she asked if I could get him arrested, to keep him away from her." As for a purported recording of the pop star circulating the internet in which she allegedly asks for a lawyer's help in ending her father's legal control, Berk said the singer repeatedly denied she was seeking outside legal help. Berk also expressed doubt in the recording's authenticity.

Restraining Order at Issue
For more than a year, a probate court has ruled that Spears "lacks the capacity" to hire any lawyers on her own.

The ongoing hearing is to determine whether to extend a restraining order against Lutfi, 34, whom Britney's father alleges is harassing his daughter and is conspiring to disrupt his legal control over her life.

Lutfi's attorney, Bryan Freedman, has denied his client has committed any wrongdoing. "Sam's only crime was trying to help out a friend," Freedman says. "When someone asks for your help, that person is obviously not scared of you or in need of a restraining order."

Jamie Spears and a lawyer were granted indefinite legal control over the singer following her two forced hospitalisations in early 2008. Their authority will end only after the singer proves to a court - backed by doctors' opinions - that she can handle her own affairs.

Closing arguments in the restraining order case will be heard on April 21. Lutfi is forbidden to have contact with her until then.

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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Pop star dressed as pineapple robbed in Sweden

Pop star dressed as pineapple robbed in Sweden



Associated Press
2009-04-05 11:22 PM

Police say a Japanese pop star dressed up as a pineapple has been robbed while shooting a music video in southern Sweden.

Police spokesman Bo Paulsson says three young men beat up 41-year-old Hideki Kaji and robbed him of camera equipment worth around 20,000 kronor ($2,500) late Saturday.

Paulsson says the pineapple-clad artist had been left alone with the equipment while the camera crew went for a break. He was left with a cut lip and lost a dental implant.

Police said they had no suspects for the crime Sunday.

Kaji has released more than 10 solo albums since splitting from the band Bridge in the 1990's. He is also famous for recording a duet with Saint Etienne singer Sarah Cracknell.

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