I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [canadianclassicrock] A moving video and song

"They died the most noble death a man may die, fighting for God and right and liberty.  and such a death is immortality."

I wonder how many virgins they were promised?

Just kidding, we're not like those monkeys over there.  Those monkeys are CRAZY!

I like the message directly above the video window.


---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: J. Lawrence Ingles < drjingles@rogers.com>
Date: Apr 19, 2007 8:20 AM
Subject: [canadianclassicrock] A moving video and song
To: canadianclassicrock@yahoogroups.com

http://ca.upyourmusic.yahoo.com/#v=110143

A moving video...
by shawn Hlookoff

and some others that are part of this MetalWorks
Institute
Yahoo contest...thing...

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] A friend request from 1RKO (First Round Knock Out)

This is how I respond to friend requests from bands on MySpace:

http://www.myspace.com/1rko

Subject: Your friend request

wow, awesome Sweet cover. Really kicks ass.

I'm only adding new bands if they are potential collaborators on
future musical projects.

Check us out at

www.soundclick.com/RemotePossibility.

and see if any of youze guys can imagine inhabiting the same musical
universe as us.

We are distinctly lacking in the guitar weedilly wee factor, you guys
have that goin on in a far out kind of way.

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Don't follow bleeders, watch the barking cheaters

Marilyn Manson
Get a taste of Marilyn Manson's upcoming album with the exclusive
brand new track "If I Was Your Vampire." Check out Single of the Week
under Myspace Exclusives for more information.

What's that supposed to mean? Then he'd be may asshole, instead of
somebody elses? I already have one asshole, I don't need another.

What a dipshit.

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[CanYoAssDigIt] My illustrious future in music...

I sent this email to Szymon Sayz at
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pageartist.cfm?bandID=436709

From: matt.mattlove1@gmail.com

To: Szymon Sayz

Subject: A Plan

Message: You play guitar, I play bass. I think we should approach
"I Am A Liar" (http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pageartist.cfm?bandID=236741)
together about putting a performing unit together. Then when we start
to get somewhere, you can fire me and replace me with a younger
player, and I'll hang myself in the closet. Let me know what you
think.

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[CanYoAssDigIt] My new Soundclick friend.

I got a nice message from the good fellow that runs this page:

http://www.soundclick.com/members/default.cfm?member=timeless%20records

The message goes like this:

From: vance webster a.k.a timeless records

To: Matt Love a.k.a mattlove1

mattlove1, whats good? checkout your page,I liked what I heard and
saw, stop to show some respect. Have an awesome day! henry. P.S Our
new CD will be realesed on March 31,2007 (Timeless/ K.D)

I replied:

Thank you for checking in on me. I responded in kind, by checking out
your page. I also liked what I heard and saw, so I'm writing to you to
show some respect, too. You should also have an awesome day! I have no
new CDs coming out at this time.

****

I working on getting the lingo down. I think I'm honing in on it...

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Saturday, April 14, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Icepac writes about movies

Movie Reviews

I'm trying to play nice here, but it's probably beyond my abilities...

I saw part of Mr. Deeds Goes To Town. I was disappointed I didn't
catch the whole thing, but what I saw impressed the hell out of me.
Capra's message about human dignity and interdependence is really
needed today.

I while back I saw Adam Sandler's parody, "Mr. Deeds." He did a very
effective job of blunting the message of the original. I wonder if it
was funded through the "Wag The Dog" group. It didn't piss me off so
much at the time, I didn't realize how powerful the original was.

Interesting to note that the chief reviewer in the IMDB.com said that
Sandler's film was a remake of a depression-era "propaganda" film.

We have fallen so far that a message of being responsible to your
neighbor, being a good participant in civic affairs is propaganda, but
a film that says "everybody is venal, you are a useless idiot, greed
is good, etc" is just good clean fun.

The movie viewers were divided on the Sandler film: "it sucks!" "It
rules - you suck!" "you stupid - Sandler rules! Me smash!" Really
depressing. No sense at all of what has been lost over time.

I also saw part of "Sleepless In Seattle" which I had seen in its
entirety before. It was a better film than I thought.

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Important new information about Kissyface

She's still there on MySpace everytime I go there. She's kind of
becoming my girlfriend I guess.

I know three things about her now:

1. She has breasts
2. She wants everybody to know it.

and

3. She likes to suck.

Pass it on.

On 4/12/07, Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com> wrote:
> This ad is on screen whenever I go to MySpace. After a lot of study,
> I have come to believe two things. I think it's pretty much
> indisputable that:
>
> 1. This chick has breasts
> 2. She wants everybody to know it.
>
> That's about all I had to say. Thanks for your attention.
>
>

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Thursday, April 12, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Can you handle this?

This ad is on screen whenever I go to MySpace. After a lot of study,
I have come to believe two things. I think it's pretty much
indisputable that:

1. This chick has breasts
2. She wants everybody to know it.

That's about all I had to say. Thanks for your attention.

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [PlansFromOuterSpace] just ez

Sorry about the spam, folks.  it's disheartening. I mean, shucks, this ain't much of a group, but it's always been a harmless little feller, never hurt no one.

Now all the time he's rearin up and biting nice people in the ass with all this spam. 

The spam filter catches a few, but most of them just sail through. I've sent Nuala to the doghouse, but I'm sure there will be more.

Even sadder, when I looked at the membership list, I found that most of the legitimate member's e-mail is bouncing.  I guess their hearts couldn't stand the shocking facts about Plans From Outer Space.

I thought I had a connection who would help me get the Korean Plan 19 from outer space (and even the uber rare plan 17) but I gratuitously insulted Bush, and he took a hike.

I recently tried to talk to the gracious and brialliant Jim Zawisza about his idea of making a directors cut of the lost classic "Plan 9 and 1/2 From Outer Space" - but he didn't write back.  Maybe he's not so gracious any more...  Attempts to find a local contact to help me bring my Plans From Outer Space film festival concept to Sao Paulo in January have so far failed.

So I guess for the moment the Earth is safe. Thanks for your attention, citizens, resume shopping.

On 4/12/07, nuala-alexander533@itsnotsmple.info <nuala-alexander533@itsnotsmple.info> wrote:

THis thing is amazing, just graduated without even turning up a single day. Now
fully qualified in a BA and looking to apply for a raise! I'll keep you guys
posted, but if any of u interested in getting a BA or something as well
without having to actually go through all the leg work i highly recommend these
ppl 770-621-2634


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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Polka Floyd

The gun nut has a golden gut - I love these guys, especially on "How I
wish for a beer!"

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Ed Dove <ed.dove@sbcglobal.net>
Date: Apr 10, 2007 12:38 PM
Subject: Polka Floyd
To: Dan Gorman <SydGorman@gmail.com>, Liz Gorman
<DocElizabeth@gmail.com>, Matt Love <Matt.MattLove1@gmail.com>

Yes, it's just what you think - a band that plays Pink Floyd songs polka-style:

http://myspace.com/polkafloyd

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