I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Friday, March 10, 2006

something involving a groundhog...

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address fall
on the same day.

It is an ironic juxtaposition:

one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of
little intelligence for prognostication,

and the other involves a groundhog.

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