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Thursday, November 08, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: The Plan, falsely attributed to Robin Williams

I have long thought that Robin Williams was an asshole, but I didn't think he was this much of an asshole...


and I was right!  He didn't say this:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

It was some other ignorant bigot. As usual, the person that forwarded this is spewing malice. She is on the record as saying she doesn't care if it's true.  She doesn't care who she is defaming by forwarding this crap. As long as it advances the cause of hate, it seems, she's down with it.

Hate generally just causes more problems.  It's doubtful that Hitler ever would have come to power if terms of surrender that were put on Germany at the end of WW I had not been so onerous.  If the Western powers hadn't tampered with internal affairs in the Soviet Union, Stalin never would have come to power.  But you don't need to speculate on Noriega and Saddam Hussein, they were creatures of US foreign policy. 

The idiot that was writing this, unaware of actual history, confirmed the reality of the position he was trying to dismiss through ridicule.  That of course is typical of this email garbage, particularly that forwarded by the person who forwarded this.

Of course, my opinion won't be any part of th agency that defeats US imperial foreign policy.  China is threatening to dump the US dollar.  It won't at this time, because they hold so much of the US debt that it would damage them.  How pathetic is that?  The only thing that's keeping the US economy afloat is that it's such a basket case the world is afraid it will drag everybody down with them when it goes.

The once lowly Canadian dollar is at about $1.10 US. 

This is what your ignorant born again politicians have brought you - pending doom.

Wake up people, while your pissing and moaning about illisions making specious arguments based on lies, your country is withering away.  I would like to see the end of US imperialism. But I would like to see it replaced with democracy.  Keep living in soma land, and creeping fascism will overtake everything.

On Nov 1, 2007 3:35 PM, Bobbie B. Knechtel <missbobbiebinsc@yahoo.com> wrote:





Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US wi ll apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while

7) Off er Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a base ball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

If you agree with the above forward it to friends...If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!!


 



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