I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Thursday, May 26, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Schorr commentary on Newsweek

I believe it was Kevin Klose who was trumpeting the news that NPR was
the "most trusted source" of news, beating out former industry leader,
CBS. One reason he gave for this was the presence at NPR of Daniel
Schorr (and other network news retreads).

Did any of you catch the tired old name-dropping cold warrior's
commentary about the Newsweek Koran story? It was pathetic the way he
chided Newsweek, ignoring the overwhelming evidence for Koran
desecration, and of course, torture of detainees in US sponsored or
partnered camps all over the world.

It was a pathetic rear guard action, of course - some actual news
seeped into NPRs coverage of the event a few days later. But just as a
thought exercise, I'm attaching coverage of the story that I got from
other sources the same time that Schorr was spouting his nonsense. You
can certainly trust NPR - to resolutely stay to the middle and right
on issues, to please the administration, to go to official sources
(with proven track records of lying) etc etc. I wish that they would
start really covering the news again - sure, they wouldn't be as
trusted (by people that prefer fantasy) but they would be fulfilling
(what should be) their journalistic mission.

COWARDICE IN JOURNALISM AWARD FOR NEWSWEEK
Goebbels Award for Condi
by Greg Palast

"It's appalling that this story got out there," Secretary of State
Condoleezza Rice said on her way back from Iraq.

What's NOT appalling to Condi is that the US is holding prisoners at
Guantanamo under conditions termed "torture" by the Red Cross. What's
not appalling to Condi is that prisoners of the Afghan war are held in
violation of international law after that conflict has supposedly
ended. What is NOT appalling to Condi is that prisoner witnesses have
reported several instances of the Koran's desecration.

What is appalling to her is that these things were REPORTED. So to
Condi goes to the Joseph Goebbels Ministry of Propaganda Iron Cross.

But I don't want to leave out our President. His aides report that
George Bush is "angry" about the report -- not the desecration of the
Koran, but the REPORTING of it.

And so long as George is angry and Condi appalled, Newsweek knows what
to do: swiftly grab its corporate ankles and ask the White House for
mercy.

But there was no mercy. Donald Rumsfeld pointed the finger at
Newsweek and said, "People lost their lives. People are dead." Maybe
Rumsfeld was upset that Newsweek was taking away his job. After all,
it's hard to beat Rummy when it comes to making people dead.

And just for the record: Newsweek, unlike Rumsfeld, did not kill
anyone -- nor did its report cause killings. Afghans protested when
they heard the Koran desecration story (as Christians have protested
crucifix desecrations). The Muslim demonstrators were gunned down by
the Afghan military police -- who operate under Rumsfeld's command.

Our Secretary of Defense, in his darkest Big Brother voice, added a
warning for journalists and citizens alike, "People need to be very
careful about what they say."

And Newsweek has now promised to be very, very good, and very, very
careful not to offend Rumsfeld, appall Condi or anger George.

For their good behavior, I'm giving Newsweek and its owner, the
Washington Post, this week's Yellow Streak Award for Craven Cowardice
in Journalism.

As always, the competition is fierce, but Newsweek takes the honors by
backing down on Mike Isakoff's expose of cruelity, racism and just
plain bone-headed incompetence by the US military at the Guantanamo
prison camp.

Isakoff cited a reliable source that among the neat little
"interrogation" techniques used to break down Muslim prisoners was
putting a copy of the Koran into a toilet.

In the old days, Isakoff's discovery would have led to Congressional
investigations of the perpetrators of such official offence. The
Koran-flushers would have been flushed from the military, panels would
have been impaneled and Isakoff would have collected his Pulitzer.

No more. Instead of nailing the wrong-doers, the Bush Administration
went after the guy who REPORTED the crime, Isakoff.

Was there a problem with the story? Certainly. If you want to split
hairs, the inside-government source of the Koran desecration story now
says he can't confirm which military report it appeared in. But he
saw it in one report and a witnesses has confirmed that the Koran was
defiled.

Of course, there's an easy way to get at the truth. RELEASE THE
REPORTS NOW. Hand them over, Mr. Rumsfeld, and let's see for
ourselves what's in them.

But Newsweek and the Post are too polite to ask Rumsfeld to make the
investigative reports public. Rather, the corporate babysitter for
Newsweek, editor Mark Whitaker, said, "Top administration officials
have promised to continue looking into the charges and so will we."
In other words, we'll take the Bush Administration's word that there
is no evidence of Koran-dunking in the draft reports on Guantanamo.

It used to be that the Washington Post permitted journalism in its
newsrooms. No more. But, frankly, that's an old story.

Every time I say investigative reporting is dead or barely breathing
in the USA, some little smartass will challenge me, "What about
Watergate? Huh?" Hey, buddy, the Watergate investigation was 32
years ago -- that means it's been nearly a third of a century since
the Washington Post has printed a big investigative scoop.

The Post today would never run the Watergate story: a hidden source
versus official denial. Let's face it, Bob Woodward, now managing
editor at the Post, has gone from "All the President's Men" to
becoming the President's Man -- "Bush at War." Ugh!

And now the Post company is considering further restrictions on the
use of confidential sources -- no more "Deep Throats."

Despite its supposed new concern for hidden sources, let's note that
Newsweek and the Post have no trouble providing, even in the midst of
this story, cover for secret Administration sources that are FAVORABLE
to Bush. Editor Whitaker's retraction relies on "Administration
officials" whose names he kindly withholds.

In other words, unnamed sources are OK if they defend Bush,
unacceptable if they expose the Administration's mendacity or evil.

A lot of my readers don't like the Koran-story reporter Mike Isakoff
because of his goofy fixation with Monica Lewinsky and Mr. Clinton's
cigar. Have some sympathy for Isakoff: Mike's one darn good
reporter, but as an inmate at the Post/Newsweek facilities, his
ability to send out serious communications to the rest of the world
are limited.

A few years ago, while I was tracking the influence of the power
industry on Washington, Isakoff gave me some hard, hot stuff on Bill
Clinton -- not the cheap intern-under-the-desk gossip -- but an FBI
report for me to publish in The Guardian of Britain.

I asked Isakoff why he didn't put it in Newsweek or in the Post.

He said, when it comes to issues of substance, "No one gives a sh--,"
not the readers, and especially not the editors who assume that their
US target audience is small-minded, ignorant and wants to stay that
way.

That doesn't leave a lot of time, money or courage for real reporting.
And woe to those who practice investigative journalism. As with
CBS's retraction of Dan Rather's report on Bush's draft-dodging,
Newsweek's diving to the mat on Guantanamo acts as a warning to all
journalists who step out of line.

Newsweek has now publicly committed to having its reports vetted by
Rumsfeld's Defense Department before publication. Why not just print
Rumsfeld's press releases and eliminate the middleman, the reporter?

However, not all of us poor scribblers will adhere to this New News
Order. In the meantime, however, for my future security and comfort,
I'm having myself measured for a custom-made orange suit.

********
Greg Palast was awarded the 2005 George Orwell Prize for Courage in
Journalism at the Sundance Film Festival for his investigative reports
produced by the British Broadcasting Corporation. See those reports
for BBC, Harper's, The Nation and others at www.GregPalast.com

****

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May 19, 2005

ACTION ALERT:
Newsweek, the Quran and the "Green Mushroom"
Following the real rules of modern journalism

Newsweek ran a sensational claim based on an anonymous source who
turned out to be completely wrong. While one can't blame the
subsequent violence entirely on this report, it's fair to say that
credulous reporting like this contributed to a climate in which many
innocent Muslims died.

The inaccurate Newsweek report appeared in the magazine's March 17,
2003 issue, on the eve of the invasion of Iraq. It read in part:

"Saddam could decide to take Baghdad with him. One Arab intelligence
officer interviewed by Newsweek spoke of 'the green mushroom' over
Baghdad--the modern-day caliph bidding a grotesque bio-chem farewell
to the land of the living alongside thousands of his subjects as well
as his enemies. Saddam wants to be remembered. He has the means and
the demonic imagination. It is up to U.S. armed forces to stop him
before he can achieve notoriety for all time."

Unlike a more recent Newsweek item (5/9/05), involving accusations
that Guantanamo interrogators flushed a copy of the Quran down a
toilet, Newsweek has yet to retract the bogus report about the "green
mushroom" threat. The magazine's Quran charge has been linked to
rioting in Afghanistan and elsewhere that has left at least 16 dead;
alarmist coverage like Newsweek's about Saddam Hussein's nonexistent
weapons of mass destruction paved the way for an invasion that has
caused, according to the best epidemiological research available
(Lancet, 11/20/04), an estimated 100,000 deaths.

Newsweek was right to retract the Quran story--mainly because the
magazine claimed to have "sources" for the information, when
Newsweek's subsequent descriptions of how it acquired the story
mention only a single source. But it's far from clear that Newsweek's
source was inaccurate in saying that U.S. investigators had uncovered
abuse of a Quran in the course of a recent investigation; similar
allegations have repeatedly been made by former Guantanamo prisoners
(Washington Post, 3/26/03; London Guardian, 12/3/03; Daily Mirror,
3/12/04; Center for Constitutional Rights, 8/4/04; La Gazette du
Maroc, 4/12/05; New York Times, 5/1/05; BBC, 5/2/05; cites compiled by
Antiwar.com, 5/16/05).

Denials by the U.S. military that such incidents have occurred mean
little; when any government holds prisoners in violation of
international law, and denies them access to independent counsel or
human rights groups, assertions by that government about how the
prisoners are being treated can be given little weight. Eric Saar, a
former U.S. Army sergeant who served as a translator at Guantanamo,
has accused the Pentagon of engaging in organized efforts there to
deceive outsiders: Citing a new book by Saar, the Washington Post
reported (4/29/05) that "the U.S. military staged the interrogations
of terrorism suspects for members of Congress and other officials
visiting the military prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, to make it
appear the government was obtaining valuable intelligence."

It's certainly not the case that the Pentagon has been so attentive to
Muslim sensitivities that such treatment of a Quran would be
unthinkable. The Pentagon's deputy undersecretary for intelligence is
Lt. Gen. William Boykin, who is notorious for suggesting that Allah
was "an idol" and saying that the United States' enemies were led by
"Satan," and would "only be defeated if we come against them in the
name of Jesus." It was Boykin who reportedly ordered the coercive
interrogation methods used at Guantanamo to be used at Iraq's Abu
Ghraib as well (London Guardian, 5/20/04).

It has been repeatedly said--including by Newsweek itself, in its
initial apology (5/23/05)--that the magazine's source erred in saying
that the Quran incident was contained in a report for the Pentagon's
Southern Command. In fact, the original report said that the incident
was "expected" to be in the report--an expectation that could have
easily been altered by the fact that the explosive allegation became
public.

Newsweek's retraction of the Quran story, contrasted with the lack of
any correction of its "green mushroom" claim and other similarly
erroneous WMD coverage, is quite illustrative of the actual
rules--quite different from the ostensible rules that are taught in
journalism school--that govern contemporary journalism:

* Anonymous sources are fine, as long as they are promoting rather
than challenging official government policy.

* It's all right for your reporting to be completely wrong, as long as
your errors are in the service of power.

* The human cost of bad reporting need only be counted when people who
matter are doing the counting.

ACTION: Please contact Newsweek editors and ask them to review the
magazine's WMD coverage, and urge them to hold it to the same
standards they applied to the Quran story.

CONTACT:
Newsweek
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mailto:letters@newsweek.com

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Compromise, or capitulation?

My laptop went belly up last night (I'm currently in the library at
the University of Alberta, logged n as a guest) so I've not been able
to hear that program people were discussing.

The last thing I heard on NPR to date was a positive assessment of the
compromise over the filibuster. After the usual cheerleading for
bipartisanship, they interviewed one expert, and one alone - John
McCain, who sports a completely undeserved reputation as a moderate,
reasonable person. I waited in vain for them to interview somebody
who represented the people's interests (that's you and me folks, not
millionaires and party apparatchiks).

The commentary at the end of this post is from the counterpunch.org
sums things up nicely (ie. this guy is saying what I've been saying
ever since the compromise was announced). If the Dems fell on their
swords, it would give people something to really around (people say
"remember the Alamo" and "remember Masada" - "remember Neville
Chamberlain!" doesn't exactly stir people's blood in the same way).
Now, I certainly don't listen to NPR 24/7 - perhaps on some other
program, they gave voice to other (accurate) opinions about what this
is really all about. I'd like to hear about it if they did. but the
fact is, they did most the damage upfront on morning edition - as Mark
Twain said "A lie can make it half way around the world before the
truth has time to put its boots on."

There was one interesting thing about McCain's comments - he was
positively filled with malice when they said that Democrats seemed
happier than Republicans with the outcome. He gloated that they were
just putting up a front, that they got next to nothing out of the
deal, the republicans really had their way.

How will the Dems respond to this blatant taunting? I expect they will
do what they always do (nothing).

Brain Dead Democrats
The Curse of Bi-partisanship
By DAVE LINDORFF

When a wolf and a fox agree on a modus vivendi, the rabbits and
woodchucks had better be on their guard.

The same is true about the March 23 agreement reached by 14 "moderate"
Democratic and Republican Senators which undermined the looming
confrontation between Senate Democrats and Republicans over the issue
of judicial appointments and the filibuster.

Anytime you have someone like Sen. Joseph Lieberman (D-CT), a
cheerleader for the War on Iraq, a stalwart backer of the worst
Zionist excesses of the Israeli state, and a man who even endorsed
former Attorney General John Ashcroft's horrific Operation TIPS
citizen spy scheme, lining up with Lindsey Graham (R-SC), a guy who
headed up the House impeachment campaign against President Bill
Clinton, a staunch conservative in moderate clothing (like his
over-rated colleague John McCain) who opposes abortion rights and
boasts a 5% rating from the League of Conservation Voters,
progressives need to worry.

And what's with this fear of political polarization anyhow? It's
really nothing but a media creation.

Newspaper editors and pundits love to talk about the need for
"bi-partisanship" and cooperation as though such comity were an
unambiguous public good. Yet it is precisely such bipartisanship that
brought us the war in Iraq, the Patriot Act, the North American Free
Trade Act, welfare cutbacks, the Anti Terrorism and Effective Death
Penalty Act and the new anti-bankruptcy law, and which threaten to
bring us a mortally weakened Social Security "reform," and who knows?
Maybe a war on Iran or Syria.

Sure, if the Democrats took a hard-line confrontational approach to
the dominant Republicans in House and Senate they'd lose on a lot of
things, including the appointment of judges with right-wing agendas.
But by standing for principle, Democrats would be paving the way for
serious election campaigns on important issues in 2006 and 2008.
They'd be rallying the electorate to fight back against the
Republican-led campaign to drag the country backwards to the 19th
century in economic, environmental and social policy.

Instead, people like Lieberman and Sen. Ben Nelson (D-NE) are paving
the way for further electoral defeats for Democrats in the coming
election cycles.

By lining up with Republicans on compromises that end up selling out
principle (the filibuster agreement will result in the approval, with
Democratic acquiescence, of several truly dreadful new appellate
judges), Democrats confuse and demoralize their potential electoral
base.

By demonstrating that Democrats are no better than Republicans-indeed
no different from Republicans-they turn elections into nothing but
issueless personal popularity contests, in which most citizens have
little or no interest. In fact, their bipartisanship may actually be
helping Republicans, because at least those so-called "moderate"
Republicans like Lincoln Chafee (R-RI) or Olympia Snowe (R-ME) or John
McCain (R-AZ) are showing the spine to buck their President and party
leadership in reaching agreement with so-called moderate Democrats.

All the so-called moderate Democrats are showing is political
cowardice and lack of principle.

The idea that this kind of Democratic sell-out would be happening when
the president is being viewed by a majority of the public as inept,
untrustworthy, stupid and politically out of touch, is both
astonishing and depressing.

As one Republican operative told the New York Times, the only reason
the opposition isn't having a field day these days in Congress is
because "the Democratic Party is brain dead."

Bipartisanship: a morphine drip for the terminally politically doomed.

Dave Lindorff is the author of Killing Time: an Investigation into the
Death Row Case of Mumia Abu-Jamal. His new book of CounterPunch
columns titled "This Can't be Happening!" is published by Common
Courage Press. Information about both books and other work by Lindorff
can be found at www.thiscantbehappening.net.

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Oh, You Men

A co-worker told me this story today about a friend of hers (Not a
friend OF a friend; this story in and of itself is not a good enough
tale to be an urban legend.). She did so because she wanted to get "a
man's perspective" to better understand why the man in the story acted
as he did.

The friend (let's call her Jane) typed up an anonymous note and put it
on the desk of the man (John, let's say). John is the second in command
at the organization where they both work. Jane works much lower in the
hierarchy. (I don't mean "lower" to mean in any way inferior, I'm just
talking about the brute pecking order of all human organizations). The
note commended John for his qualities of confidence, personal integrity,
and some other similar banality I can't remember.

John figured out who left the note and thanked Jane. Jane asked John for
a framed photo of John. He gave her one. Two days later, Jane decided
she didn't want it. So, when John was away from the office for a few
days, Jane slipped into his office (this was described to me as entirely
proper, because the door was not locked), put the framed photo on John's
chair with no kind of explanation, slid his chair back under his desk,
and left.

A few days after John returned to the office. Jane saw him coming down
the hall and immediately detoured to avoid contact with him. Later, Jane
was in the lunchroom and John caught her unawares. He "lunged" at her.
(The ensuing conversation, as it was related to me, sounded strangely
civil after a "lunge") John asked Jane why she returned the photo. (My
co-worker's analysis of why he asked this question is that he must have
been "all hurt" because of his "frail male ego.") Jane told him that
"the frame doesn't go with my decor." John asked if she would like to
have the photo back in a different frame. Jane said yes. (My co-worker
tells me that the real reason is that Jane could not take the photo
home, because it would upset her husband. But Jane wants to keep the
fact that she is married hidden from John at all costs.)

So, John gave Jane the photo in a new frame. The really disturbing (to
my co-worker) part is that he placed his business card over a corner of
the photo, under the glass. Why did he do that? My co-worker opines that
maybe the point was to give Jane his cell phone number.

My co-worker primarily wanted to know about John's last action, thinking
that I would understand because I belong to the same gender. But she
also wondered about John's crazy behavior overall. Could I help her to
understand it? Being as how this co-worker has quasi-authority over me,
and I am at the very bottom of my organization's pecking order, I told
her that I could shed no light.

But, man, we men sure do some crazy shit sometimes. I hope some feminist
organization or another comes to Jane's rescue.


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Tuesday, May 24, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Application to Red Bull Music Academy in Seattle


Red Bull Music Academy Logo
 
 
 

RED BULL MUSIC ACADEMY
SEATTLE 2005

Application Form


 

Last Name:
 
Love

First Name

Matt

Artist Name:
 
Joe Swordfish, Mr Roboto, Song Poet, Knucklehead

Address:
 
11015 Eckenstam Johnson Rd

City:
 
Anderson Island

State:
 WA

Zip:
 
98303

Country Of Residence:
 
USA

Date of Birth:
 
9/10/56

Phone:
 
253-884-9279

Mobile Phone:
 

Fax:
 

E-mail / Website:
 
matt.mattlove1@gmail.com - http://www.soundclick.com/bands/7/mrroboto.htm

Agent:
 
self-represented

Which of the two workshop dates are you available for?
 
  November 6 - November 18, 2005 - available
  November 27 - December 9, 2005 - available
 
1) Have you applied for the Red Bull Music Academy before? If so, when & how often?
no

2) "This is where I am in relation to the musical universe" - please draw us a map! (no worries, we're not looking for the next Michelangelo...)

 

3) How do you explain to your grandparents what it is that you do and what motivates you?
I go down to Madame Rue. You know, that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth. She contacts them for me, but they aren't real interested in what I have to say. They tell me things like "It's beautiful here on the other side. We're catching up with all our old friends, and we've met some new ones. We be hanging with Tupac lately. He's very nice and polite. A very snappy dresser, too. However, he's four cans short of a six pac."


4) How would you explain it to us?

With sign language, and origami.


5) What inspired you to be involved in music, whether as a DJ, musician or whatever else? When did that moment of inspiration strike?

I was always surrounded by music. It was just there, attacking me. Inspiration struck in the form of my father's open hand against the side of my head. "Get back to your piano lessons, or I'll smack you again," he roared between whiskey shots. It was at that point that I realized it was a life of music for me.

6) What do you expect your average day at the Red Bull Music Academy to be like?
Up at 4:00 am, for a 6 mile run with a full pack. Then a half hour of Tai Chi, followed by a half-hour of silent meditation. A breakfast of brown rice. After breakfast, one-on-one ritual combat with some of the foremost hiphop artists of our era. Verbal abuse and body blows will be exchanged in attempts to develop our disses. Midmorning composition lessons with Karlheinz Stockhausen. Lunch will be hotdogs and beer. Early afternoon we will have recording and firearms lessons with Phil Spector. Late afternoon will be spent visiting the graves of famous Seattle musicians such as Ray Charles, Kurt Cobain, and Jimi Hendrix. Dinner will consist of ground glass and DDT. Evenings will be spent studying light saber techniques with a Jedi Knight, and drinking and whoring with Eddie Van Halen.

7) And what do you reckon you'll get out of the experience personally?
A broken nose.

8) Which person did you always want to play your music to? And, of course, why?
I always wanted to play my music to my mother, so that she would know that I am not a total loser but in fact I have made something of myself by applying myself to pursuing my craft. However, she is deaf, and so she has never heard my craft.

9) Where did you get your musical education or comparable experiences?
I have learned on the job. I was in a band that once opened for Nirvana. I left before they played, but it impacted me profoundly. Two of my bands have had releases on K Records. I used to be kinda friendly with legendary Riot Grrrl strategist and drummer, Tobi Vail. I was in a band with a woman who was the girlfriend of Hole's drummer. It just goes on and on.
 

10) This bar represents you as a whole - which portions do you devote to being a DJ, musician, producer and whatnot?
11) On a scale from 0 to 10 (0 being "not at all", 10 "brilliant"), how would you rate yourself in each of the following areas?
 
Mixing:
Scratching: 0
3 Turntable Set-Up: 0
Producing Tracks: 2
Engineering: 3
Live Instruments (which ones?): 4 (guitar and bass)
Other: Kung Fu: 2
 
 
12) Which of these skills would you like to improve, what would you like to learn about specifically?
Production and Engineering

13) Do you perform music live or as a DJ? How does this sound and look like?
I perform music live. It looks a little like a hippo struggling to get out of an overturned rail car. Come to think of it, that's what it sounds like, too.

14) What technical set-up do you have access to (decks/mixer/studio)?
I have a Gibson Grabber (Gene Simmons model) bass, a Guild electric guitar (not sure of the model, but it looks like an SG), an Ibenez acoustic guitar, an Epiphone El Capitan acoustic bass guitar. My computer is equipped with Sonar and a bunch of other programs. Sometimes mice fall into the bathtub and can't get out.

15) Do you produce tracks ot write music? If so, what was your most recent work and how would you describe it?
I produce tracks and write music. Lately I have been spending much of my creative time setting poems to music, hoping to someday break into the lucrative song poem business. I would describe it as sort of like that scene in Deliverance where the hillbilly kid with the interesting genetics and the city slicker play dueling banjos, except it's like while they are playing they are dodging flaming gobs of napalm raining down from the sky, while trying to keep from spilling their drinks.

16) If you have released any music, please let us know where, when and what was it?

2 tracks on K Records, now out of print. Live performances at KAOS, taped and circulated among footbinding fans everywhere. CD-Rs distributed to radio stations KAOS, KUOW, many others - current whereabouts unknown. Also on Internet:

http://www.soundclick.com/BizarroUltraband
http://www.soundclick.com/Blood Paradise
http://www.soundclick.com/Bureaucratica
http://www.soundclick.com/HomelessGoats
http://www.soundclick.com/Lulina
http://www.soundclick.com/MrRoboto
http://www.soundclick.com/Plan13
http://www.soundclick.com/SonsofSarookh
http://www.soundclick.com/TennesseeWayne
http://www.soundclick.com/TwentyFroggies
http://www.soundclick.com/RxR
http://www.soundclick.com/KnuckleheadUS
http://www.soundclick.com/SongPoet


17) Briefly outline your career to date - include high and low points.
My career has ranged from the near miss, to the laughably inept outright failure. High points include organizing the first anti-gulf war (Desert Storm) show in town, and opening for Nirvana at the 2nd one a week later. The Tropicana Reunion show was another one - hundreds and hundreds of people working themselves up into a frenzy, having more fun than we ever did back in the day. Making friends with Lulina and co-writing the best song in the world with her. Jamming with the Simmons and hoping to take that to higher highs then ever before. Working with Joe Sibley on the best version of California Uber Alles ever. Low points: pretty much the rest of it.

18) What's the last concert/live performance you saw and what did you think of it?
The Kairos Quartet playing Ravel's first string quartet. I was disappointed that Scott and Maria were not there (it was a little like going to see Deep Purple, and having some dork playing keyboards instead of Jon Lord - I knew that it was going to be Steve Morse instead of Richie Blackmore, which I was very cool with, but I really wanted to see Jon Lord) but I felt that the Quartet handled themselves admirably, despite being 50% adulterated. It was interesting that John Michel warned people to listen for the colors because you would not be overwhelmed by the melodies. As far as I was concerned, the melodic content was really first rate, and I was quite impressed by the deft chromaticism. In fact, I was amused with the idea that their students, the Gestalt Quartet were doing cutting edge material ("Dust in the Wind" and "Bohemian Rhapsody" - basically 19th century romanticism and Gilbert and Sullivan light opera, respectively. The Ravel was far more contemporary, challenging, and gorgeous.

19) Some dodgy geezer invites you into his time machine: Which year and place in music history would you want to revisit and why?
I'd probably go back to high school, when I had a ticket to see The Who, but I wasn't able to go. I would like to go back and see that concert.

20) Name the top three spots where you usually purchase your music:
www.cdbaby.com
 www.sublimefrequencies.com
 www.barnesandnoble.com

21) When you enter your local record store what are the five things you do first?
1. Look around to make sure nobody is watching.
2.Stuff my jacket full of CDs by Four Tet, Jimmy Behan, and the Go! Team
3. Empty the cash register drawers into my shopping bag.
4. Write "corporate rock sucks" all over the Rolling Stone magazines

5. Pee on the Britney Spears CDs


22) How do you organise your record-collection? Which style demands the biggest space? What is your favourite style?

My record collection is organized like my brain - things are in big and small piles in every room in the house. The style that currently takes up most space and time is one of my own coinage - "Quiet Grrrls." I have discovered that chicks are playing guitars and singing all over the world. They aren't letting macho jerks or histrionic psuedo-feminists define them, they are just doing their own thing. I am trying to support some of them by helping them get into new markets and so on.

23)Which cover version would you love to do yourself?
I eventually do all the cover versions that I want to do, which is nice. My next hope is to do a series of bilingual duets with Lulina. These would include: Love Will Tear Us Apart (Joy Division) Cast Your Shadow In My Direction (Beat Happening), Heartbeat (Buddy Holly), If I Had Words (from the movie "Babe" based on Saint-Saen's Symphony #3, Opus 78) Haunted by the Ghost (Pogues and Sinead O'Connor), Love Theme from Fireball XL-5 (TV show theme)

24) Please name your top three music related websites and forums:
www.soundclick.com, songwritersandpoets@yahoogroups.com, http://www.hitsquad.com/
 
 

25) Do you contribute to any (music-) media?
I've submitted songs to independent films and cable access TV shows. No takes so far.

26) List the music on your application cd, md or tape (please include artists, titles & labels):
As an innovator in the field of digital music, and the new economy, instead of sending you a physical application and hard copy medium, I am sending you this application electronically and giving you links to my current projects (in response to question number 16).

27)Name the 10 records from your country (or city) that you definitely have to play to your fellow participants at the Why are they worth talking about? (include artists, titles & labels)
The Beakers (K Records)
The Blackouts (K Records)
Let's Together (K Records)
Days of Whine and Cheese - The Wimps- (Self Released)
Life Elsewhere - (Mr Brown)
The Intercontinentals - Bill Frisell - (some sucky corporate rock label)
Good Dog, Happy Man  - Bill Frisell - (some sucky corporate rock label)
Seattle Syndrome comp. LP (engram records)
 Amy Denio - Greatest Hits - (???)
 Nevermind - Nirvana (Geffin)
The Beakers and Blackouts were two early Olympia / Seattle bands that were very important and influential. They have recently been re-released, and they sound thick and sweet. Let's Together is a sentimental favorite - early Beat Happening, Wimps, and Manta Man. The Wimps are the greatest forgotten band that Olympia produced. Life Elsewhere has amazing funky and funny early Olympia brainiac music, from a time when people would have understood that Kurt Cobain was not, in fact, an intellectual but was a confused, inarticulate, cruel and really fucked up medicrity. I had to go with Bill Frisell, as he's just great, and his album Intercontinentals has something for everybody. Seattle Syndrome has X-15 -"vaporized" and The Pudz - "take me to your leader" these songs are must listening for the uninitiated. Amy Denio is a supreme genius, and as you'd expect for one with this attribute, is severely underappreciated in the marketplace. Finally, I'd whip some Nirvana on these people, so they'd see that our weakest product has made the greatest impact.

28) You'll do a mix for your journey to Seattle - which 10 Tracks will definitely be on there? (artists / titles / labels)
It's only 60 miles for me, so my mixtape will feature some short songs.
1. Certainly, I'll have something by Anton Webern. He wrote the booklet on brevity.
2. I Sing About Blue - Tennessee Wayne  
3. Temma Harbour - Mary Hopkins (Apple Records) 
4. 1900 Yesterday - Liz Damon and the Orient Express 
5. Let It Out (Let It All Hang Out) - The Hombres 
6. Plan 13 From Outer Space - Lulina 
7. Groovy Situation - Gene Chandler 
8. Grazing in the Grass - Friends of Distinction 
9.  Wavelength - Van Morrison
10. Back to the Island - Leon Russell 

29) What is your personal current Top Ten? (artists / titles / labels)
1. Lulina
 2. Tennesee Wayne
 3. Jandek
 4. Vincent Knobel
 5. Gang of Four
 6. Scritti Politti
 7. Young Marble Giants
8. Bonnie Hayes 
9.Fad Gadget 
10. Just Water 
 

30) Which 10 albums will you always buy again, regardless of whatever new recording format the music industry
1. Who's Next - The Who
2. Mysterious Traveller - Weather Report 
3. Relayer - Yes 
4. Birds of Fire - Mahavishnu Orchestra 
5. Low - David Bowie 
6. L - Steve Hillage 
7 Remain in Light - Talking Heads
8 Abbey Road - Beatles
9 England - Amazing Blondel
10 Yes We Have No Mananas - Kevin Ayers
 

31) You're the DJ of the night. Sun sets over Puget Sound. The setting's perfect, the colours are amazing. Which 5 tracks
1. I get a kick out of you - Cole Porter
2. The Humility Of Pain - Jandek 
3. Old Fart at Play - Captain Beefheart 
4. The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald - Gordon Lightfoot 
5. Little Arrows - Leapy Lee 

32) 12 hrs later. Everyone still seems to be going on strong. The sun is about to rise again. You'll have to think of another
This is easy!
Troglodyte - Jimmy Castor Bunch
Bolero - Ravel
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida - Iron Butterfly 
Metal Machine Music - Lou Reed 
A Kingdom He Likes - Jandek 

33) What's the title of your autobiography?
"Put down those sissors. Are you trying to put my eye out?"
 

34) What do you collect besides records / CD's etc.?
Movies with the title "Plan [ ] From Outer Space." So far I have Plan 9, Plan 10, Plan 11, Shakespeare's Plan 12, and Plan 69.
 

35) What's lying next to your bed?
My dog, Rosie, who is also the vocalist on my biggest hit, "Rosie's Lament."


36) Check out the fancy diagram below. If this pie-chart represents your private time, how do you slice it up to reflect your activities?

 
 
37) What's the most interesting book you've read in the last 12 months? Language and Politics by Noam Chomsky

38) What's the one thing you can't live without and why?
Oxygen. because I couldn't breathe without it. That's all I need. well, oxygen and food. that's all. No, wait. Oxygen and food and water. I'd be fine without anything else. except clothing. Clothing and shoes. I might be able to get along with one shoe. but not no shoes. and shelter. yes, in this climate I need at least a cave. A cave and some fire. and food, and water and oxygen and clothing, and a shoe or two. that's all can't live without.

39) What are your three favourite movies?
Ishtar
 Mystery Men
 The Incredibles

40) What's the funniest thing that ever happened to you?
I smoked some pot, and then I took a hit of Nitrous Oxide. I couldn't stop laughing, that's the truth I swear to god.

41) If you have traveled, which places and countries did you like best? And, of course, why?
 
 The Aran Islands of Ireland. I like Ireland because they've never conquered anybody. They've spent 500 years under the bootheel. I understand how they feel. The Aran Islands are my favorite place in Ireland because they are so remote and so isolated that when you are there you can imagine that the entire world has been destroyed by nuclear war, which would probably be a good thing, for the most part.

42) Which records make you cry and why?
Nirvana records make me cry because they are so fucking lame and that fame rightfully belongs to me.

43) And while we're on the subject of sobbing, when was the last time you cried anyways?
I remember it like it was yesterday. When I read about his widowed bride, something touched me deep inside the day the Music Died

44) What is better than music?
Farting
 

45) What was your most significant experience of the last 12 months?
Jamming with Mark and Tim Simmons a couple of days ago. It was fucking awesome!

46) What are the first things that come to your mind when you think about the Emerlad City Seattle?
I think of the Wizlard of Zo, and then I think of Micorsotf, and then I thor urp!

47) What's your favourite record that was made in Seattle?
"Here Come The Brides" by Perry Como

48) Which three people from Seattle have changed your world? Tell us why!
Amy Denio - she broke my heart
 Elizabeth Loftus - Because she's so smart
 Timothy Brock - He was in the Fartz!
 

49) What is your day job?
I'm a nose inspector. I pick the best ones.


50) What is your current state of mind?

I'm a little tired, I'm sort of sad, I'm pessimistic about the future and my feet itch.


51) How did you find out about this academy? (friend/former applicant/former participant/Music Academy representative/Red Bull representative/Agent/Radio/TV/ Magazine or newspaper/CD-Rom/Internet (which website?)/Red Bull Music Academy Info Session/Other Red Bull Event (which?)/Record Store?
Lulina, the greatest artist in Brazil, told me about it.

52) What did you do when you found out about it?
I fell to my knees and I prayed.

53) After completing this questionnaire, make up your own question and answer it.
Q: Do you think some of these questions were a bit personal and off the subject?
 A: Yes
 
 

If you have any questions, please contact your local Red Bull Music Academy representative (check http://www.redbullmusicacademy.com/ for details), or email us at info@redbullmusicacademy.com.

You will be notified by phone / email on July 29, 2005 if you are accepted as a candidate. If not, you will be notified by email.

So please, do double check that all your details on the front page are correct and written legibly. If your uncle can read them chances are we can, too.
Thank you, again.

And good luck - we're looking forward to welcoming you to Seattle this Noveber.
 


Dear Sir or Ms:

I have attached my application form for the Red Bull Music Academy in
Seattle. Being the forward looking cybernetic artist that I am, I am
submitting my application in electronic from, and providing links to
some of my music, which is available online. Most of my best music is,
anyway.

I am not certain that all the graphics will survive their journey
through the wormhole of googlespace, so I have also posted the
document online. You can view it at:

http://home.earthlink.net/~mattlove1/ApplicationForm.htm

Thank you for your consideration, I am looking forward to meeting
talented artists from all over the world.


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Sunday, May 22, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Good News for Enthusiasts of Space Travel, Country Music, and Cinema


Cotton Pickin' Smash!

*/Cotton Pickin' Smash! The Story of the Legendary Stardust Cowboy/* is
a recently completed documentary detailling the rocket of the Ledge to
stardom and beyond. Filmmaker Tony Philputt, of Indianapolis, Indiana
has just completed the 8 year project with the help of fellow Hoosiers
Michael Woods and Kurt Daneman. Philputt has tracked down nearly
everyone involved in the Ledge's career, interviewed them, and concocted
this funny, affectionate tribute to the quirky but charming Legendary
Stardust Cowboy.

Describing the Ledge's first 45 /Paralyzed/ as "2 1/2 minutes of
unbridled chaos" Philputt hits the nail on the head. Watching the Ledge
whoop, holler, and galavant on stage, it's hard not to love him, even if
your first inclination is to turn the volume down a little on your hi
fi. His love of music and obvious enthusiasm are contagious and charming
(this is true both of the Ledge and of Philputt) and the story of his
life and hard times, managers who cheated him, the musician's strike the
hit the same time as Paralyzed, and his years' long struggle to generate
interest in his music are compelling.

Clips of the Ledge on "Laugh In" and in concert are mixed with
interviews with T Bone Burnett, Joe Ely, Butch Hancock and Jimmie Dale
Gilmore, and the two guys who ran the vacuum cleaner store who
"discovered" the Ledge.

The film is not yet commercially available, but should be making the
festival circuit sometime soon. If you're interested, e-mail me at
Diana1159@aol.com <mailto:Diana1159@aol.com> and I can put you in touch
with Tony Philputt.


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[CanYoAssDigIt] Excessive Force

I think most of us, even most fans, can agree that there are those
among us who invest maybe a little too much emotionally in popular
fiction, including movies. When it reaches the point of violence, no
doubt remains.

Here in Thurston County, the Lacey Cinemas was the venue for
premiering the new Star Wars movie. I think it's called "Revenge of
the Slit" or something like that. Waiting in line, with missing the
very first midnight showing out of the question, were nerds (pronounce
it "nairds" if you please)dressed as Darth Vader, Obi-Wan, and, in a
particularly nice touch, a real dwarf as Yoda.

Obi-Wan and Yoda persisted in rattling on about how much Darth Vader
"sucks." "Sucks" seems like a way too friendly term for someone behind
the murders of entire planets full of beings, but maybe I'm starting
to take this stuff too seriously myself.

Darth got fed up and clipped Obi-Wan a good one on the jaw. Darth was
arrested and booked into jail.

I hope he wasn't wearing Earth-type clothes under his robes. I like
the image of a guy sitting in jail in full regalia.

How much of this stuff goes on nationwide?

Is it wrong for me to have a good laugh at a violent incident? Yes.
Does that stop me? No. For this reason, I hope that Lucas returns to
his original plan to film episodes VII-IX.


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Saturday, May 21, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Language Watch: The Positive Side

Here's a change of pace from our usual bad linguistic omens. A good
coinage! From the fuckyoubush.com website:
To anyone who asks why the fuck the FUCKTARD is president the answer is
that he stole the fucking election! He did not win fair and square!


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[CanYoAssDigIt] More Welfare For Boeing

The State of Washington has graciously assumed the operations and
expenses of the Boeing Corporation's personnel and training departments.
In a sensible, hard-nosed initiative to further get government off our
backs, the Department of Community, Trade, and Economic Development has
moved to shift these onerous operating expenses from a beleaguered
private firm onto the taxpayers, who are business-friendly, regardless
of knowledge or consent. This will free up Boeing to invest the savings
into something or other that will create jobs, jobs, jobs! Someday.
Probably. Displaced Boeing HR staff will be transitioned into the fast
food service industry, where there are always family wage jobs available
unless you're too lazy to put in your application at McDonald's. As
former Governor Gary Locke proclaimed on many occasions, "The best
airplanes in the world are made right here in Washington State!" With
any luck at all, this small token of public-private cooperation will
play a part in the uphill battle to avert the looming disaster of a
national airplane shortage.

State News Release

*Washington State Department of Community, Trade and Economic
Development <http://www.cted.wa.gov>*

Date: May 19, 2005
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: Kathy DiJulio, Employment Security, (360) 438-3275
Michelle Zahrly, CTED communications, (360) 561-9601

*State Selects Accenture to Manage Aerospace Employment Center Education
Program*

*OLYMPIA* -- The State of Washington today announced it has selected
Accenture as project manager for the Boeing 787 Dreamliner final
assembly workforce development program. The contract is part of the
state's arrangement with The Boeing Company, which calls for an
Employment Resource Center (ERC) to meet the initial workforce needs of
the Dreamliner project. After five years use by Boeing, the ERC will be
available for broader aerospace industry application.

The facility, which will use innovative assessment and training
approaches, will be located in Everett, Washington. The exact site will
be named this summer.

"We're pleased to reach another milestone of the 787 agreement," said
Robin Pollard, project coordinator for the state 787 Office. "We expect
to see long-term benefits for Washington from the programs being created
today to address workforce needs in the aerospace industry."

As project manager for the ERC, Accenture will be responsible for
developing and delivering recruiting, screening, assessment, and
training capabilities.

This project is part of The Department of Employment Security's efforts
to create a leading coalition of local and state partners in
collaboration with Boeing to establish a comprehensive approach to
workforce needs.

"We look forward to teaming with Accenture and Boeing on this project,"
said Karen Lee, Commissioner of the Employment Security Department.
"The work that is completed during this phase will be instrumental in
assisting Boeing in developing the 787 final assembly workforce. This
effort moves our state forward in our commitment to working effectively
with the business community to maintain quality jobs."

It is expected that approximately 800-1,200 candidates will be
pre-screened and trained through the ERC to qualify them to perform 787
final assembly work. The Dreamliners will be assembled at the Boeing
factory in Everett. The ERC program offerings will be posted in 2006
through the state's Go2Worksource.com website and available within
Boeing using existing processes.

"By leveraging the strengths of the state, the local community, Boeing
and Accenture, we believe we can create a new model for workforce
selection and development that will greatly benefit the Boeing 787
program and the community" said Tom Burke, a partner in Accenture's
Communications & High Tech practice and the Accenture executive
responsible for the ERC project. Accenture's office in Seattle will
support the ERC capability development effort.

Accenture, which was awarded the contract following a competitive bid
process, will lead a project team that includes ePredix, a human capital
management company; members of Washington's Worksource Group; and
several Boeing subject matter experts.


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[CanYoAssDigIt] State of Washington: OK to Kill Non-Legislators


State News Release

*Washington State Patrol <http://www.wsp.wa.gov/>*

Date: May 19, 2005
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: Dan Eikum, General Administration, (360) 786-1924,
deikum@ga.wa.gov <mailto:deikum@ga.wa.gov>
Steve Valandra, General Administration, (360) 902-7206,
svaland@ga.wa.gov <mailto:svaland@ga.wa.gov>

*Security screening ends May 20 in Legislative Building*

*OLYMPIA* -- The use of security screening equipment in the Legislative
Building will end as of midnight May 20.

General Administration will still provide security personnel in the
building through June 30, but without the use of metal detectors and
X-ray machines that have been in place since November 2004. The
Legislature decided to end funding of the pilot security screening
program that General Administration managed.

The security program will transition as follows:

*
From midnight May 20 through 6 p.m. on May 27, contract security
personnel will continue to staff entrances, exits and public areas
of the building. Contract personnel will not be working after May 27.
*
Beginning May 28 through June 30, General Administration personnel
will provide building security from 6 a.m. to 6 p.m. Monday
through Friday and from 8 a.m. to 6:30 p.m. on the weekends.
*
Starting July 1, there will be no security personnel in the building.

General Administration has worked with legislative security and
theWashington State Patrol to ensure there are some security measures
for the building.


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Wednesday, May 18, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Joe Swordfish is very pleased by the feedback he has received

Joe Swordfish
to songwritersand.
More options May 14 (4 days ago)
these are lyrics to a tune. I don't have a good recording of it yet.

I licked her arm

It was a strangely hot September day
So many years ago
You could have fried an egg on the bare sidewalk
You would have sold your soul for snow

Mary Lou's creamsickle was melting fast
And I didn't see the harm
In licking up that sticky white cream
As it trickled down her arm

Chorus:
I licked her arm
I licked her arm
I licked her arm
I licked her arm

Out of all the kids I knew in school
Mary Lou has done the best
When it comes to fame and fortune
She's outdone all the rest

When i see her picture in the tabloids
I get just a little alarmed
At the warm glow in my trousers
As I gaze upon her arm

Chorus

ReplyForward


Erika Covarrubias
<musicchic1985@yahoo.com> to songwritersand.
More options May 17 (1 day ago)
thats fuckin hilareous...oh my god...dude, that's great. haha.

****

Joe Swordfish
to songwritersand.
More options 11:00 am (10 hours ago)
wow thanks that is so nice of you

I kind of broke the rules.... if I saw her in the tabloids, then I
wouldn't have to wonder what happened to her, right? I believed that
she would be president someday. She didn't so now I have to imagine
something else.

****

Erika Covarrubias
<musicchic1985@yahoo.com> to songwritersand.
More options 1:23 pm (7 hours ago)
well, whatever works dude. i frickin loved it. like i love chalupas.
and i looove chalupas. hehe. i'm a nerd.

~until we meet again~
*erika raelyn*
- Show quoted text -



Joe Swordfish
to songwritersand.
More options 2:05 pm (7 hours ago)
Well, thank you very much

I have some other songs at:

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/4/bloodparadise_music.htm

except for washing machine, and california uber alles, I wrote and
sang all these

I didn't get a good vocal take on "arm" - I called her Mary Ann one
time, and Mary Lou the other, and these guys are totally ADD, I have
to get it in one take or not at all. Maybe I'll put it up anyway. In
the mean time, there's a song or two here I think you might like

****

infinityontrial
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More options 5:32 pm (3½ hours ago)
I have to admit I pretty much loved it - in a creepy, Randy Newman
type of way.

IOT


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[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: CPB Turns to NPR as Latest "Bias" Target

Anybody that's been reading my e-mails is aware that I feel that NPR
has already caved to right wing pressure, and is decidedly
center-right in coverage of the news (a perspective I arrived at
through my consumption of NPR's products, confirmed through rigorous
analysis by FAIR). Many of you disagree with me.

Regardless of our difference of opinions about what has happened in
the past, right wing pressure is being turned up now (see attached).
Is there any doubt that without attempts to preserve what is left, it
will only get worse? Is anybody with me on this?

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: FAIR <fair@fair.org>
Date: May 17, 2005 12:04 PM
Subject: CPB Turns to NPR as Latest "Bias" Target
To: Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com>

FAIR-L
Fairness & Accuracy In Reporting
Media analysis, critiques and activism

http://www.fair.org/index.php?page=2516

ACTION ALERT:
CPB Turns to NPR as Latest "Bias" Target
Right-wing group may study "pro-Arab" slant

May 17, 2005

According to a May 16 New York Times report, the Corporation for
Public Broadcasting (CPB) is considering "a study on whether NPR's
Middle East coverage was more favorable to Arabs than to
Israelis"--further evidence that the agency intends to police public
media for content it deems too "liberal."

The Times reported that two of the CPB board members had expressed
concern over the alleged bias of the public radio network's reporting.
Gay Hart Gaines, formerly a Republican fundraiser, "talked about the
need to change programming in light of a conversation she had had with
a taxi driver about his listening habits." Her colleague on the CPB
board, Cheryl Halpern, reportedly raised complaints about NPR's
reporting. The Times noted that Halpern is "a former chairwoman of the
Republican Jewish Coalition and leading party fund-raiser whose family
has business interests in Israel."

While NPR's Mideast coverage has frequently been criticized by
pro-Israel partisans, research and analysis by FAIR has found a strong
and consistent slant on NPR toward an Israeli perspective on the
conflict. A FAIR study (Extra!, 11-12/01) found that during a
six-month period, NPR's main news shows reported 81 percent of Israeli
deaths in the conflict and only 34 percent of Palestinian deaths.
Tellingly, when Israeli minors were killed, NPR reported on their
deaths 89 percent of the time, while mentioning only 20 percent of the
Palestinians youths killed.

FAIR Action Alerts (1/10/02, 2/5/02) repeatedly criticized NPR for
describing periods when only Palestinians were being killed in the
conflict as times of "relative calm" or "comparative quiet"--odd
choices of words for an outlet that is supposedly "more favorable to
Arabs than to Israelis."

As if the idea of a political inquiry launched by an institution that
is supposed to protect public broadcasting from political inquiry
weren't disturbing enough, the Times also reported that CPB chair
Kenneth Tomlinson had contacted conservative media analyst Robert
Lichter of the Center for Media & Public Affairs (CMPA) about the
possibility of conducting research for the agency. Lichter is no
stranger to battles over public broadcasting's so-called "liberal
bias." In 1992, as congressional debate over PBS's funding was heating
up, the Center released a study alleging rampant left-wing bias on
PBS. But the methodology was dubious, at best: The CMPA studied only
documentaries that aired on PBS, neglecting popular conservative
programs like William F. Buckley's Firing Line and Morton Kondracke's
American Interests show.

The CMPA study broke down the documentaries into over 35,000
segments--yet only "studied" 614 of those segments that had a clear
"thematic message." And the findings that CMPA presented were hardly
evidence of liberal bias. The Center's report explained one form of
bias: "Racial discrimination was described as a condition of American
society 50 times without a single dissenting opinion." Apparently
acknowledging the existence of discrimination is a "liberal" idea.
Another example bizarrely counted as a "liberal" viewpoint by CMPA was
a Catholic priest's opposition to in vitro fertilization. The report
argued that PBS has a pacifistic bent, even though 1,309 military
personnel appeared as sources during the period studied. The rest of
the CMPA's study is similarly flawed--see:
http://www.fair.org/index.php?page=2515 for more.

The news of a possible investigation into NPR's Mideast slant comes on
the heels of a similar report about CPB's plans to monitor PBS
programming for liberal bias (FAIR Media Advisory, 5/5/05). Under
Tomlinson's direction, the CPB has successfully lobbied to add
conservative programming to PBS's public affairs lineup, apparently in
an attempt to "balance" the program Now, which until recently was
hosted by Bill Moyers. One new show that Tomlinson pushed for is the
Journal Editorial Report, a program that is virtually 100 percent
conservative opinion.

ACTION: Please write to the Corporation for Public Broadcasting and
urge it to abandon the idea of a politically motivated investigation
of NPR's Mideast coverage.

CONTACT:
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800-272-2190
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maintain a polite tone.

See also FAIR's report on NPR's Middle East coverage:
http://www.fair.org/index.php?page=1086
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Sunday, May 15, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Language Watch: New Age Glurge

Eli Sterling, boss of Olympia' Procession of the Species, a dull and
insubstantial annual event that is inexplicably a sacred cow to many
Olympians, is under investigation for defrauding the City of Olympia.
Scores of locals, the type who think they're saving rain forests by
dressing up as insects that live there, are bawling "foul."

Sterling had asked in-kind contributors to the Procession to alter
invoices for their donated services to resemble unpaid bills, which he
presented to the City for payment. Acolytes say this was nothing more
than a mistake made in good faith.

Sara Holt, in a letter to The Olympian published May 9, writes "...the
mistakes made constituted a /teachable moment..." /(emphasis mine).


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Saturday, May 14, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [Jandek] Newcastle

What, somebody who would rather stay home with his girlfriend than go
out with his mates and see Jandek? What do you think on that? WHAT
WRONG HIM?!?

Of course the poster puts "girlfriend" in quotes - who knows what the
word might be code for in this instance.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: alextl@fsmail.net <alextl@fsmail.net>
Date: May 13, 2005 4:44 AM
Subject: [Jandek] Newcastle
To: jandek@mylist.net

I was wandering if anyone knew where would be the best place to book a
room or bed to stay in for 2 nights in Newcastle, Im leaving it a bit
late, so somewhere that wont be fully booked. Im going up Saturday
(on my own, cos my mates decided his "girlfriend"s is more important
:/) and will be there in the evening.

Thankyou to anyone who can help. Like

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Friday, May 13, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Product Evaluation: WIFE 2.0 Big improvement over WIFE 1.0

The latest release of WIFE has it over the earlier edition that it is
almost impossible to enumerate. Let me give 1 example:

When WIFE 1.0's mother was dying of a degenerative disease, 1.0 became
convinced that the medicine prolonging the unfortunate woman's life
was poisoning her. One evening when her father was preparing the
evening's medicine, 1.0 became hysterical and tried to interfere.
The parental unit was moved by the attack to force her out of his
house. In the course of this, 1.0 sustained bruises, so she went to
the police, who were compelled by domestic violence laws to arrest the
elderly gentleman. He spent the weekend in jail.

Now my mother is dying of cancer. WIFE 2.0, programmed as a nurse, is
able to effectively interface with mom's health care providers, keep
other relatives informed of developments, provide support for my
father, and so on.

My only complaint was that delivery of WIFE 2.0 came about seven years
after I removed WIFE 1.0 from my hard drive. I wished that WIFE 2.0
had arrived earlier, so that I could have begun enjoying the benefits
of the upgrade sooner.


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Thursday, May 12, 2005

Re: [CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: URGENT REPLY

I was getting scared until I got to the third paragraph. I was afraid
there would be no fun with translation. Still, it's a poor example. Most
of them have a more lot of the language without fame, which is the grace
they are saving.

Matt Love wrote:

>What kind of idiot do they take me for? I told them I couldn't
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Proof: Talking about reality is a communist plot

Bernie Sanders self-identifies as an Independent Congress member from Vermont.

In more candid times, he was identified as a "socialist." check out
what he had to say about some of our most cherished topics when he
spoke "at the Freedom of the Press Conference that has taken place
this week at the University of Illinois, Urbana-Champaign:"

Am I concerned that, by definition, corporately-owned media is
pro-corporate? Yeah, I am very concerned about that. We see the
manifestations of that all over the place. We saw how they covered
the lead up and the war in Iraq so that millions of Americans, in
order to get unbiased news, had to go to the CBC in Canada or the BBC.
Am I concerned about that? I sure am. Am I concerned that the media
seems to think that one of the major issues facing civilization today
is the Michael Jackson case? Or maybe -- break it to you: Britney
Spears is pregnant! It's true. And we'll have many months of
discussion about that or the local trials or the horrible crimes. Am I
concerned about that? I sure am."

You wanna talk about news, Mr. Pinko Sanders? I'll give you some
news. You'll pry our Michael Jackson and our Julia Roberts and our
Courtney Love and our Robert Blake out of our cold, dead fingers!
Next think you know the commie pinko liberal homosexual jews will
infiltrate our little group with some agent provocateur, and try to
force us to pay attention to reality!!!!

Iraq Attacks Kill 79, as Resistance Escalates


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