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Wednesday, June 01, 2011

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Ultimate Girls Fail

 

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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: [OregonDems_etc] "We are unarmed and we are sailing" to Gaza

 

I love the wonderful, bitter irony of naming their ship "The Audacity of Hope" - a brilliant move on the organizers part. 

Here's what people with a concern about the Palestinian people have been saying lately about the guy that rode that phrase into the White house:


http://counterpunch.org/fisk05312011.html
While Barack Obama and Benjamin Netanyahu played out their farce in Washington – Obama grovelling as usual – the Arabs got on with the serious business of changing their world, demonstrating and fighting and dying for freedoms they have never possessed. Obama waffled on about change in the Middle East – and about America's new role in the region. It was pathetic. "What is this 'role' thing?" an Egyptian friend asked me at the weekend. "Do they still believe we care about what they think?" - Robert Fisk

http://counterpunch.org/levine05302011.html
The time was therefore propitious for the United States to take a less servile course, and the visit of Israel's Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, to Washington last week presented an ideal moment. Obama had yet another rare historical opportunity thrust upon him. True to form, he squandered it utterly. - Andrew Levine

http://counterpunch.org/cockburn05272011.html
Amid Obama's grandiose eloquence about freedom, he has effectively excluded Palestinians from his supportive embrace and, amid meaningless verbal froth, collapsed yet again in the face of Israeli intransigeance, and the Lobby here. - Alexander Cockburn

http://counterpunch.org/avnery05262011.html
NETANYAHU SPAT in Obama's eye... [h]e will pretend that the spittle on his cheek is rainwater. His promise to prevent a UN General Assembly recognition of the State of Palestine deprived him of his main leverage over Netanyahu - Uri Avnery

If you've missed any of these excellent articles, I urge you to read them.

I know it looks like I get all in information from Counterpunch. I ready as many articles I can reprinted on/and linked from OregonDems_etc and Progressive. I listen to National Propaganda Radio as long as I can stand, then I turn to Counterpunch for the bitter truth. 

I didn't hear a word of criticism about Obama's speech on NPR - because both parties and all the major institutions in this country are united in the promotion of lies and propaganda about the special relationship and our fragrant pet in the Mid East.

Who knows how many of us dissent?  We aren't counted, or consulted. But the vast, vast majority of the world sees the situation with clarity - and outrage.

On Wed, Jun 1, 2011 at 9:13 AM, <wytheholt@cox.net> wrote:
 

"WE ARE UNARMED AND WE ARE SAILING"

On Anniversary of Mavi Marmara Killings, U.S. Boat to Gaza Announces Passenger List

http://ustogaza.org/

New York, NY-May 31, 2011. Organizers of the U.S. Boat to
Gaza announced today that they expect some 50 people will be
aboard The Audacity of Hope when it joins the second "freedom
flotilla" in late June to break the siege of Gaza.

The announcement came on the year's anniversary of the 2010
Israeli attack on unarmed passengers aboard the Mavi Marmara,
killing nine, including an 18-year old U.S. citizen of
Turkish descent.

Leslie Cagan, coordinator of the U.S. Boat to Gaza, said, "We
are sailing -- despite threats by the Israeli armed forces to
use attack dogs and snipers against us -- and despite frantic
diplomatic pressure by the Israeli government to prevent
other countries from allowing the flotilla to sail." She
commented that while Egypt has just opened the Rafah border
to Gaza, the maritime blockade and the Israeli siege of Gaza
still exist.

So far, 34 passengers and four crew members have confirmed
that they will be sailing on The Audacity of Hope. They range
in age from 22 to 87 years old and live in 14 states in every
region of the U.S. All are committed to non-violence. Members
of the press will also be on the boat.

Varied occupations are represented by the passengers,
including retired film producer, construction worker, retired
teacher and engineer, student, author, nurse, EMT,
firefighter, activist, jazz musician, retired military
personnel, professor social worker, and lawyer. More than half
the participants are women.

Passengers and crew will gather in Athens on June 21, 2011 in
advance of the anticipated sailing date, which will depend on
weather conditions and logistics.

The Audacity of Hope will carry as its cargo thousands of
letters of friendship and solidarity with the people of Gaza
from people throughout our country. Cagan said that
inspections of the boat and its passengers prior to departure
will prove the non-violent nature of the mission.

Richard Levy, attorney and passenger on The Audacity of Hope,
explained that "Because Israel occupies Gaza, and accordingly
has obligations under the Geneva Conventions, it cannot
legally blockade Gaza." Therefore, he continued, "attempts by
the Israeli government to prevent ships from going to Gaza
are equally illegal."

A list of confirmed passengers and crew is attached. Short
biographical statements from each of them can be found at
http://ustogaza.org/passengers-on-the-audacity-of-hope/


PASSENGERS ON THE AUDACITY OF HOPE


Nic Abramson - Woodstock, NY

Johnny Barber - Gallatin Gateway, MT

Medea Benjamin - Washington, DC

Greta Berlin - Los Angeles, CA

Hagit Borer - Los Angeles, CA

Regina Carey - San Rafael, CA

Gale Courey Toensing -Canaan, CT

Erin DeRamus - Portland, OR

Linda Durham - Sante Fe, NM

Debra Ellis - Santa Cruz, CA

Hedy Epstein - St. Louis, MO

Steve Fake - New Orleans, LA

Ridgely Fuller - Waltham, MA

Megan Horan - West Seattle, WA

Kathy Kelly - Chicago, IL

Kit Kittredge - Quilcene, WA

Libor Koznar - New Britain, CT

G. Kaleo Larson - Northern CA

Richard Levy - New York, NY

Richard Lopez - Tumwater, WA

Ken Mayers - Sante Fe, NM

Ray McGovern - Arlington, VA

Gail Miller - New York, NY

Robert Naiman - Urbana, IL

Henry Norr - Berkeley, CA

Ann Petter - New York, NY

Gabe Schivone- Tucson, AZ

Kathy Sheetz - Richmond, CA

Max Suchan - Chicago, IL

Brad Taylor - New York, NY

Len Tsou - New City, NY

Alice Walker - Northern CA

Paki Wieland - Northampton, MA

Ann Wright - Honolulu, HI


CREW OF THE AUDACITY OF HOPE


John Klusmire, captain

David Smith, engineer

Yonatan Shapira, mate

David Schermerhorn, mate



GET ON BOARD THE U.S. TO GAZA CAMPAIGN

VISIT WWW.USTOGAZA.ORG

TO ENDORSE AND CONTRIBUTE

Thank you for your support

Please distribute widely




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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Saudi Arabian YouTube scandal

 

Dear Change.Org

Why don't you get your buddy Obummer on the case of the Saudis?  Everybody knows they are the absolute worst dictatorship in the Middle East, yet not a word of criticism of them has ever passed the lips of the Nobel Prize winning "change you can believe in" man.

Once he starts advocating for the Saudi people the way he's been standing up for the Palestinians...

on second thought, just forget the whole thing.

Very sincerely yours,

Matt

On Wed, Jun 1, 2011 at 8:28 AM, Weldon Kennedy, Change.org <mail@change.org> wrote:
Change.org

Drop charges against Saudi woman arrested for driving a car

Sign the Petition

Dear Matt,

The most controversial YouTube clip in Saudi Arabia this week doesn't feature obscenity, violence, or sex. 

It's an 8-minute video of a woman driving a car. 

Technically, Manal al-Sharif didn't do anything wrong. She has a valid U.S. driver's license, recognized in Saudi Arabia, and she had her brother's permission as well as her brother himself beside her as her requisite accompanying male relative.

Yet Saudi police arrested and imprisoned Manal for eight days for defying a long-standing ban against women driving. 

That's why Saudi women activists have created an urgent Change.org petition to demand that King Abdullah and the Saudi royal family drop charges against Manal. They describe the petition as "a call for solidarity with Saudi women's rights."

Click here to add your name to their petition.

In Saudi Arabia, women cannot vote, hold property, or even open a bank account alone. Most institutions are segregated by sex, with unequal access for women—in other words, gender apartheid. 

Saudi Arabia is the only country in the world in which women cannot drive. Additional prohibitions against taking buses, riding bikes, and appearing in public alone essentially rule out independent travel for women.

For Manal, as a divorced, working mother, restrictions on travel create an immense burden. Her male relatives can't drive her daily, but private drivers cost an unaffordable $300-400 per month. Taxis are scarce, and drivers frequently exploit and harass female passengers.

Manal's act of protest is part of a historic campaign encouraging Saudi women to begin driving en masse on June 17. Click here to join the petition to have charges against her dropped and bolster her efforts.

Without significant support, Manal may face harsh penalties. Saudi cleric and government leader Sheik Ghazi al-Shemri is calling for Manal to "be flogged in the women's marketplace as a model and a lesson."

Leading Saudi women's activists tell us that placing international pressure on King Abdullah is critical to ensuring Manal's safety -- and to galvanizing the June 17 movement.

Click here to add your name to this petition urging King Abdullah to drop these unjust charges against Manal al-Sharif:

http://www.change.org/petitions/drop-charges-against-saudi-woman-arrested-for-driving-a-car/

Thanks for taking action,

- Weldon and the Change.org team

 

This email was sent by Change.org to mattlove1@gmail.com.
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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Important announcement

 

For some reason explicable only to the shadowy overlords at Google, my beloved "It's All About Me, Man" blog and all it's contents have been removed from the web. There was no warnng and no explanation, and we just have to be philosophical about these things, because it's Google's world, we just live here.

My new blog is called "More Mush From The Wimp" and you can find it here:

http://moremushfromthewimp.blogspot.com/.

Matt

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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] My chat with Madonna

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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: ABOUT ME AND MY PHOTO

 

hey Felico

so very nice of you to write, and what  a lovely picture.

I hope you are having a great day - looking forward to talking with you again soon.

I wanted to ask - did you post this? If so, I'm a little taller than the your ideal for a benefactor, I hope that's ok....

lorreter
   - 25 y/o female
   - new york, USA
   - English, English, English
   - Have 4 children
   - Profile ID: 59452

   Last logged in: 2011-04-22 20:39:40

Personal details
Sex      female
Children      4
Want children      Yes
Date of birth      1985 - July - 12
Height      4'7" (140cm) or below
Body type      Average
Ethnicity      African
Religion      Adventist
Marital status      Single
Education      High School graduate
Income      $10,000/year and less
Smoker      No
Drinker      No
Details of the person you are looking for
I look for a      male
Looking for an age range      24 -  75
Looking for a height      4'7" (140cm) or below
Looking for a body type      Average
Relationship      Activity Partner

Description:
about me and my love


Ideal match description:
about me and my love

Matt

On Mon, May 30, 2011 at 2:49 AM, Felico Sanko <felicia_s7@yahoo.com> wrote:

Compliment of the day my dear,
 
My dear thanks for your kindly respond to me,I am very glad to get in touch with a person like you that have feelings for your fellow human been, I saw your profile on a site as I have explain to you in my first mail and I have gone through it  and I decided to contact you to know more about you,also explain my current situation to you as well.With due respect I will be so glad if you can allow me and lead me to the right channel towards your assistance to my situation now. I will make my proposal well known if I am given the opportunity.
 
 I would like to use this opportunity to introduce myself to you as following. My name is Miss Felicia Thompson 23 years old girl from Liberia, the only daughter of Dr.Jonathan A.Thompson who died some months back.He was one of the high officers in the leadership of formal president Charles Taylor who is now in prison after many innocent soul were killed ,my dear late father was aBusiness Man who deal on Golds and Diamonds when he saw alive,my father was assassinated by on non group of person's after the current crisis in my country Liberian.
 
  The main reason why I am contacting you now is to seek for your assistance in the area of my future investment and also for a help over the money in my possession,which is (US 4.8 Million Dollars) deposited in a security and financier company some years ago by my father which he made me the next of kin. I am now asking you to stand on my behalf as my partner in overseas to to make this claim.
As I have mention earlier I will make the procedure to this issue to be well know to you, if I am given the opportunity to do so.
 
Now permit me to ask these few questions:
 
1. Can I completely trust you?
 
2. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you?
 
I will be looking forward to hear from you so that I will give more details about me.
 
Thanks and remain bless.
Yours faithfully Miss  Felicia Thompson



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Sunday, May 29, 2011

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Thoughts on reading The Art Of Yesterday's Crash, Pt 3

 

Thoughts on reading The Art Of Yesterday's Crash, Pt 3.at http://theendagain.blogspot.com/2007_01_01_archive.html



It is a shame that you [the blog's author, Dan] have put all this work into this blog post, and the only response was from a robospammer. I hope I can make up for this a little bit. I ran across your blog while researching a question about Richard Huelsenbeck. I grasped right away that you relied heavily on Greil Marcus, as your scholarship seemed similar. I have a hard time telling what Marcus is going on about; he makes the most tenuous links between unrelated events, and has no problem fudging the facts to make them fit (I'm sure he would say he is making poetic links that are truer and deeper than mere facts can communicate.


Richard Huelsenbeck described the encounter with Ephraim in Zürich in his Memoirs of a Dada Drummer. The tone of his account is quite different from what you (and Marcus) suggest:


"Mynheer Ephraim, [a Dutch former sailor and Cabaret Voltaire 's landlord], told me about his seafaring days that evening, but when I recited some Negro poems that I had made up myself, he motioned me to join him outside.


'They sound very good,' he said, 'but unfortunately they're not Negro poems. I spent a good part of my life among Negroes, and the songs they sing are very and the songs they sing are very different from the ones you just recited.'


He was one of those people who take things literally, and retain them verbatim. My Negro poems all ended with the refrain 'Umba, umba,' which I roared and spouted over and over again into the audience.

But when we sat down together on one of the wooden benches that lined the walls of the main room, I was impressed by the seaman's well-meaning ways. I asked him about his experiences, and he narrated a long yarn, which I have since forgotten. I told Ball about our conversation. He knew my Negro poems from the Berlin 'expressionist evening,' where I had caused a great sensation.


'Perhaps,' he said, 'it might be interesting to recite something authentic. 'So I asked the Dutchman for advice, and a few days later he came to me with a sheet of paper on which he had scribbled the following:


Trabadya La Modjere

Magamore Magagere

Trabadja Bono


I read the lines through slowly while Ephraim sat there smiling, and I ended up liking them. I went to the cabaret...


I recited my new 'authentic' Negro poems, and the audience thought they were wonderful. Naturally, no force on earth could have gotten me to leave out the "Umba" at the end of every verse, although my Dutchman shook his head disapprovingly. He wanted everything to be 'authentic,' literal, factual, just as he had heard it in Africa and the South Seas."


His description of his interactions with Ephraim are a good deal more congenial than you or Marcus suggest (and less profane - no "fuck offs" or "shit" to be had here).


I haven't seen any other sources that suggest Huelsenbeck was making monkey sounds (can you share them with me, please) - coupled with the mention of blackface, it suggests to me that you are implicating him as a racist. Minstrelsy was the most popular form of entertainment in America for the better part of a century (and popular in Europe as well) with a large set of complicated agendas.  The mimicry was as much admiration as contempt - a notion that is hard to accept for  people today, who imagine they are so sophisticated, who could never see admiration in their mimicry, yet they only see admiration in the mimicry of the (for example) the Rolling Stones. 


It seems to be a common trope about the Cabaret Voltaire and their love of black art forms, which they emulated as best they could with the poverty of means and information available to them. I find it significant that Huelsenbeck surrendered to the authority of Ephraim (born of his alleged experiences in Africa) after a single conversation.  I found the recounting of Ephraim's disapproval over the inauthentic version of the lyrics he passed to Huelsenbeck amusing - similar to the Pete Seeger's snitty response to the "Lion Sleeps Tonight" as being a terrible offence to his wildly inaccurate phonetic recreation of Mbube as "Wemoweh."  I could think of countless other examples where the quest for a mythical authenticity has led people (usually hipsters rather than hard-bitten Dutch Seamen) into some silly places, but I'll save them for some other argument.


Speaking of hipsters, Huelsenbeck's description of the Cabaret patrons certainly has a familiar ring: "The drunken students pushed their chairs aside and began spinning around.  There were almost no women in the cabaret. It was too wild, too smoky, too way out."


A night out at the Tropicana! But on the other hand, it's a scenario familiar to many cultures throughout history. The bonding and stimulation seeking of unattached young adult males accounts (at least in part) for everything from the Ku Klux Klan to the Beatles and other English and American beat groups, from jihadists to any number of art movements.  I feel Marcus errors when he pulls out some examples he likes from history, then tries to string them together, forcing them together when they fit, ignoring a great deal of history that doesn't fit (for him, though I would argue that it does).  I was surprised to learn he's an academic, his work is so lacking in rigor, so full of bias and conjecture.


Of course the Sheffield crowd tried to beef up their avant garde credentials by appropriating names and forms from the past. That is the oldest trick in the book, an absolutely establishment and reactionary gambit. Are there any real connections ?  I would argue only the connections that anybody who can open a book can make.  Did anybody in Joy Division ever experience being forced into prostitution in a concentration camp?  Did anybody in Jethro Tull ever farm?  I won't belabour the point any further.


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