I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Nanu Nanu No More!!!! Thock-a-boom!!!!!

From a Seattle Weekly review of "House of D", David Duchovny's
"largely bad" writing/ directing debut:

"Yelchin is pretty good as a gawky teen, making mischief at
school—tricking the French teacher into uttering smutty English
words—and delivering meat with his school-janitor friend, Pappas
(Robin Williams), who has some strange form of retardation that takes
the form of Williams' ghastliest, smarmiest sentimental performance.
(Yes, he even out-Patches Patch Adams.)"

Everybody is lining up to say that Robin Williams is no damn good -
I've been saying that since my peers were walking around drooling and
gibbering "nanu nanu."

Michael Jackson is seriously weird? I knew that since the year Star
Wars (the first one) came out.

My curse is that I pick up on things way too early, seeing the feet of
clay on the idols that everybody worships, and then not having much
interest in kicking their sad remains after they have toppled.

Some day people will catch up to me on Reagan and Bush II, but I will
have new things to worry about by then anyway, and it will be too late
to undo what they did.


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