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Thursday, April 28, 2005

Re: [CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] PEOPLE's "50 Most Beautiful People" complete list...

If you condense the story, it's a quick and accurate guide to the US
(government's, not all the people's) general attitude toward the rest of
the world:

Foreign journalist must ask US permission to leave captivity in yet a
third nation, but US soldiers shoot and kill anyway, other US soldiers
say it's okay. The end.

Matt Love wrote:

>This list is tedious. They are only repeating the popular consensus.
>A consensus that was invented by people like them, drilled into the
>heads of media sucking sheep, who vote for these same people. This is
>then breathlessly reported as if it's news, and the cycle goes on and
>on.
>
>Maybe I'll make my own list of my "50 Most Beautiful People". Here's
>my first candidate: Italian journalist Giuliana Sgrena.
>
>She was of course fired on by U.S. soldiers who opened fire on her car
>after she was released from captivity in Iraq. She was wounded, and
>her rescuer, and one of Italy's highest ranking intelligence
>officials, was killed.
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>Now a Pentagon report has cleared the soldiers.
>
>Sgrena says, "It is important that the Americans press their
>government to tell the truth. Because it is in the interest of
>Americans, the truth. Not only of Italians."
>
>More details:
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>On Monday, a US Army official reported that a military investigation
>has cleared the soldiers who shot dead Nicola Calipari on March 4
>after US troops opened fire on the car that was also carrying Giuliana
>Sgrena - the Italian journalist who had just been freed from
>captivity. Sgrena has publicly rejected the U.S. claims that the
>shooting was justified. The leaking of that report sparked outrage in
>Italy.
>The Italian officials on the US-led commission are reportedly refusing
>to endorse the U.S. Army's findings. Italy maintains that that car
>carrying Calipari and Sgrena had been driving slowly, received no
>warning and that Italy had advised U.S. authorities of their mission
>to evacuate Sgrena from Iraq.
>
>Yesterday, Giuliana Sgrena blasted the results of the investigation at
>a press conference in Rome.
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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>She called for U.S. and Italy to Leave Iraq.
>
>Now there's a beautiful person!
>
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>On 4/27/05, kdhaisch@aol.com wrote:
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>>PEOPLE's 50 Most Beautiful People
>>It's an annual spring tradition.
>>See who made the list of the world's most gorgeous
>>guys and gals.
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>>(HEY, Leonardo DiCRAPrio did NOT make the list!!!!
>>hooray)
>>
>>In alphabetic order (with my comments added)...
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>>• Jessica Alba (soon to be in "Fantastic Four" movie)
>>• Jennifer Aniston
>>• Drew Barrymore (what the fuck??)
>>• Mischa Barton
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>>• David Beckham (married to Posh of the Spice Girls!
>>and why didn't SHE make the list??)
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>>• Halle Berry (oh yeah! beautiful !!!)
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>>• Orlando Bloom
>>• Penelope Cruz
>>• Patrick Dempsey, Grey's Anatomy
>>• Johnny Depp (gag me!)
>>
>>• Hilary Duff
>>• Sara Evans, Country singer
>>• Colin Farrell
>>• Jamie Foxx
>>• Tim Green, former NFL star and best-selling author
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>>• Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order: SVU
>>• Tyler Hilton, One Tree Hill
>>• Josh Holloway, Lost
>>• Scarlett Johansson
>>• Angelina Jolie (hubba, hubba. ALWAYS a hottie !!)
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>>• Juanes, Colombian musician
>>• Alicia Keys
>>• Heidi Klum (skinny supermodel, she's hot)
>>• Jude Law
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>>• Lindsay Lohan (Tim wants to fuck her MOTHER!!!)
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>>• Eva Longoria (a "Desperate Housewives" overnight star)
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>>• Jennifer Lopez (oh, HELL NO!!!)
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>>• Ann-Margret (SHE'S SO OLD !!!)
>>• Matthew McConaughey
>>• Eva Mendes, Hitch
>>
>>• Jesse Metcalfe, Desperate Housewives
>>• Sienna Miller, Alfie
>>• Catalina Sandino Moreno, Maria Full of Grace
>>• Sandra Oh, Sideways, Grey's Anatomy
>>• Sophie Okonedo, Hotel Rwanda
>>
>>• Clive Owen, Sin City, Closer
>>• Tyler Perry, Diary of a Mad Black Woman author
>>• Brad Pitt (GAG ME !!!!!!!!)
>>
>>• Julia Roberts (OH YEAH !!!!!!)
>>
>>• Seal
>>• Maria Sharapova, Russian tennis player
>>• Jessica Simpson
>>• Elizabeth Smart, Utah teen
>>
>>• Martha Stewart (you kiddin' me?)
>>
>>• Hilary Swank (wonderful actress, but NOT beautiful)
>>
>>• Usher
>>• Dwyane Wade, Miami Heat basketball player
>>
>>• Oprah Winfrey (fat women need love, too)
>>• Kate Winslet
>>• Ziyi Zhang, House of Flying Daggers
>>
>>.
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