I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Saturday, March 31, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: Registration at the Galactic Senate

no wonder the Galactic Empire is going down the shitter... it's run by
a guy who takes forever to reply to applications for membership, and
he writes things like "LOL."

WWDVD? That is, What Would Darth Vader Do? I don't think he'd ever
answer email with "LOL."

He has too much confidence in me. It's probably a violation of terms
of service to go in and disagree with people about Ishtar. Ranking
down off-topic movies other people like, calling them idiots for
liking them, etc is harmless fun when done by FOOM (Friends of Master
Magnus), resistance to that, however mild, from the ranks is heresy.

On 3/31/07, mls01@sverige.nu <mls01@sverige.nu> wrote:
> Hi!
>
> LOL! I'm sure that you are what you claim to be... I'll activate your
> membership immediately. You'll receive an email notification once that's
> finished.
>
> Welcome to the Galactic Senate!
>
> Sincerely, Master Magnus, administrator at the Galactic Senate.
>
>
> > This raises all sorts of existential questions.... what is human? I
> > think I am human, but if I'm a sufficiently advanced form of
> > artificial intelligence, I would think I'm a person.
> >
> > I do not seem to reside on a computer hard drive somewhere, I think
> > I'm sitting at a keyboard in a room with three dogs lying at my feet,
> > but sufficiently advanced artificial intelligence would provide this
> > scenerio so that I myself would believe that this is reality.
> >
> > Because if I were a computer virus sent to destroy the Galactic Senate
> > and everything it holds dear, I would be the most effective if I truly
> > believed I was just some schmoe who wants to come into the list, post
> > something, have a few larfs, and obey all the Rules of the Senate.
> >
> > Master Magnus, from your title I assume you to be an adept at
> > something or other, perhaps you could use your Jedi mind tricks to
> > probe my situation.... you tell me; am I what I think I am?
> >
> > On 3/29/07, mls01@sverige.nu <mls01@sverige.nu> wrote:
> >> Hi!
> >>
> >> You recently registered at the Galacticsenate.com forum. For spam
> >> purposes, we require a human reply back to this email to make sure you
> >> really want to join. Please reply with something informal to let me know
> >> that you're a human who wants to join the Galactic Senate, that you're
> >> going to observe the Terms of Service of the Galactic Senate which can
> >> be
> >> found here: http://galacticsenate.com/showthread.php?t=3947 and that you
> >> understand that spamming isn't allowed and then we'll accept your
> >> registration immediately. If you wish, you can present yourself in the
> >> following thread after your membership has been activated:
> >> http://galacticsenate.com/showthread.php?t=980
> >> Please observe that if we do not hear back from you within 1 (one) week,
> >> the account will be deleted.
> >>
> >> Thanks for joining!
> >> Sincerely, Master Magnus, administrator at the Galactic Senate.
> >>
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------
> >> Skaffa gratis e-post du också på http://www.sverige.nu
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >
>
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