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Thursday, May 22, 2008

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: [human-ignorance] Fw: Fwd: FW: Best Come Back Line Ever

congratulations on an excellent display of human ignorance, indeed!

while it's true that's how those military guys think - young men are only good for cannon fodder, and young women are only good to be camp followers (and I'll forward something else on this topic to this list), this event never happened.  See, for example:

http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.asp

that asshole may have though that, but he didn't say it, military officers these days are PR people first, everything else second.

it's so easy to run these things down on the web its ridiculous, but still people continue to circulate them

a triumph for human ignorance!

On Thu, May 22, 2008 at 1:42 PM, mary whalen <mary57whalen@yahoo.ca> wrote:





General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws
you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.




FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?


GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?


GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?


GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.


GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?


The radio went silent and the interview ended.




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