The Saturday, May 30 Obama / Love composition.

the next chart hit by Saleem Obama and Matt Love - I sense it in my bones, this one is going to make us very wealthy. It doesn't have a chorus, I couldn't think of one. Somebody else on this list should write it, why do I have to do all the heavy lifting here? Saleem and I will cut you in for a share of the money, right Saleem?

Man, this list is the pits now. I remember how there used to be titans on this list, poetic and musical giants. I miss them. I miss my youth. I miss my teeth.

I was at my cousin's wedding
when I saw an amazing girl
Was she a Celebrity, maybe Pakistani?
My head was in a whirl

I worked things out so we had a chat
while we waited for things to get started
She asked if I traveled frequently?
and is there hope for the broken hearted

In her turn she shared some useful advice
like a sure firea cure for the cold
and she told me where to go if I wanted to get
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She told me her name was Jennifer
and she had something good to show me
would I come into the bathroom for a minute or two
she'd like to get to know me

she said that she was looking for discreet married men
And she said, you know, I think that you'll do
So she Showed me Her Nipple and she wanted to know
Would I stay another hour or two?

I asked Jennifer if she would mind
if I took some pictures on my phone
she was very kind and said that's fine
Now I got a porno site of my own

Well, we never made it back to the wedding
And my cousin was royally pissed
Not because i didn't make it back
It was her bridesmaid she really missed

When you get a little time you outta take look
at my special wedding picture site
It's not your normal wedding photo album at all,
It's guarenteed to thrill and delight


On Wed, Feb 25, 2009 at 7:33 AM, wrote:

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