I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Thursday, August 04, 2011

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] My chat with flossi buhmann

 

flossi buhmann: im bored wuts up?
valis2001us: hey flossi.  got any robots?
flossi buhmann:  heya
valis2001us: flossi flossi flossi
flossi buhmann: whats up, I found your username on a member directory of social sites..not sure which one cause it bundles them all together lol
valis2001us: yeah, bundling is like that innit
flossi buhmann: maybe AFF, or fling?
valis2001us: I'm on both of those
flossi buhmann: i dont think so
valis2001us: why?
flossi buhmann: ya well, i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things
valis2001us: I thought it led to good things.  Like giant robot fights
flossi buhmann: i dont think so
valis2001us: that's too bad. Those robots get started on it, they have a good time, I'll tell you what
flossi buhmann: i dont think so
valis2001us: I don't think so either. I was just putting you on. let's just get back to the bad things
flossi buhmann: well...i am a true "Autagonistophiliac" which means I have a fetish for being on camerayou can google it if you dont believe me! lol
valis2001us: Oh I believe it. You are the expert.
flossi buhmann: have you ever used Yahoo Messenger Adult Chat? its a yahoo adult site that allows us to chat, and even go live like skype
valis2001us: i never heard about that. Holy robots, tell me more
flossi buhmann: i dont think so
valis2001us: I can make you say "I don't think so" at will
flossi buhmann: they give you a unique page, my link is http://www.ymessengermatch.com
valis2001us: i just have to use the word Robot in a sentence, and you are powerless before me.
flossi buhmann: bot? like a robot? lol
valis2001us: oh my little robot friend, I'll bet you think you are so clever
flossi buhmann: not the last time i checked
valis2001us: just say "I don't think so" robot and we can move on
flossi buhmann: bot? like a robot? lol
valis2001us: ok, all right forget it. Let's move on the the robot sex talk then
flossi buhmann: when was the last time you had any
valis2001us: any robots?
flossi buhmann: i dont think so
valis2001us: it's been 147 years since my last sexual encounter with a robot.
flossi buhmann: when was the last time you had any
valis2001us: 147 years and counting
flossi buhmann: go there and my video will load, just click the "Accept Invite" button on the bottom left and it'll connect us..if your camera shy you dont have to show yourself, I'M the one with the fetish remember LOL
valis2001us: Hey I remember that. and that was several minutes ago
flossi buhmann: im always either on the phone or online, im a chat addict lol...i dont normally give my number out but if you meet me in the chat and I get comfortable with you we can talk on the phone
valis2001us: my memory must be improving
flossi buhmann: my number is 206-222-1648...my phone is dead, so give it a few minutes to charge, and please dont go give that out! hehe...come talk to me over on the chat site
valis2001us: ah, I'll met you really do normally give out your number to all the homocidal maniacs that you chat with
flossi buhmann: yes im real
valis2001us: a real robot I'll bet
flossi buhmann: yes im real
valis2001us: I'm going to post your phone number on my blog, do you like that?
flossi buhmann: ohh hotornot, hey how are u?
valis2001us: I'm hot as an icebox and ready for some chillin. how are you?
flossi buhmann: I'm great babe!! how about yourself?
valis2001us: is it ok if I publish your private phone number on my blog?
flossi buhmann: ohh hotornot, hey how are u?
valis2001us: can I take that as a "yes"?
flossi buhmann: they charge a buck for age verification, if you dont wanna stay you can cancel it...im sure i'll keep you entertained though
valis2001us: So this is the way it works... I post this number on my blog: 206-222-1648... somebody calls you, you have a nice talk, then he comes over to your place late with an ax and cuts off your head, got it?
flossi buhmann: Like a transformer robot?? what the hell are u talking about?
valis2001us: I'm sorry, I need to run now, I have to go out - we can chat again soon, I hope?
flossi buhmann: i love the site cause its streams fast in real-time sorta like a skype, fill out your info, its only a buckk?
valis2001us: I'll put this information onto my blog, too. I'm sure some crazy man will read it there, and you'll get to meet him some day soon
flossi buhmann: i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded, just watched!...this site doesn't allow people to record my camjust click the "Accept Invite" button on the left of the page and we'll be able to have a live chat
valis2001us: goodbye for now
flossi buhmann: Well if you must leave... tell ya what if ya want to see me later on my cam goto http://www.ymessengermatch.com just click the yellow JOIN FREE button at the top of the page, its 100% free to join ..its free and i'll prolly be online for the rest of the day so you can go and see me on my cam
valis2001us: thank you. goodbye.
flossi buhmann is typing...
flossi buhmann: Well if you must leave... tell ya what if ya want to see me later on my cam goto http://www.ymessengermatch.com just click the yellow JOIN FREE button at the top of the page, its 100% free to join ..its free and i'll prolly be online for the rest of the day so you can go and see me on my cam


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14 comments:

Anonymous said...

8-x

jeanyanty said...

hey, I have the same experience with you. this robot talked to me too on yahoo. but the name is "cosette lunford". she talked much about yahoo adult site and she gave me her link http://www.slicecamcrush.com/jennygirlie
ewww man, It was creppy talk to a robot

Joe said...

oh shitt, now i know who girls is every time is disturb me , she names is hotjenlover615, i read all her say in my yahoo chat, and the result its svery same with all text in this Blog!!, hahahaha its Very Funny XDXD, thanks for the information about this robot , GOD Bless You ;)

Anonymous said...

hey lol, I have bout 7 of those *bots* on my msn lol, I mean srsly :/ right now, my newest's Jennifer shirey, It's really disturbing ,considering it being nude on that. real creepy:/

Anonymous said...

hey lol, I have bout 7 of those *bots* on my msn lol, I mean srsly :/ right now, my newest's Jennifer shirey, It's really disturbing ,considering it being nude on that. real creepy:/

Anonymous said...

Just did the exact same thing to a bot on my yahoo messenger bro trolololol. It was the jenniegirlie from slicecam bot. God I have so much fun with them. Thanks for the laugh man

Unknown said...

yup men same thing here, by the name of jennygirlie from splitcamcrush.com, to view their webcam they'll first ask for ur ccard to verify if ur at the right age (what a hoax). bot generated conversations nowadays huh, to obvious ;-)

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