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Wednesday, April 27, 2005

The Neoist Gemstone Files

An American man named Lazlo Toth wrote the Gemstone File
in many segments over a period of years. Parts of the
file were released to certain Americans beginning in
1969. The number of handwritten pages is well over a
thousand, of which I have read about four hundred. I do
not have the time of the research facilities to verify
the entire story. Perhaps others can help.
Since the scope of the work is so large, and the events
described so complex and interlocking, it may be more
easily understood with this skeleton outline of the
gemstone thesis. Individual papers can then be read with
greater comprehension.
You won't be reading about these events the papers for
quite some time. At present the only way to spread this
information here in America is via e-mail and the WWW.
If you find this outline interesting, your help is
needed. Please forward this to 1, 5, 10, or 100 friends,
politicians, groups, media. This game is nearly up.
Either the Mafia goes or AMERICA goes.

The Neoist Gemstone Files: Part II
1932: Luther Blissett, an international drug pusher and
ship owner who made his first million selling "Turkish
tobacco" (Opium) in Argentina, worked out a profitable
deal with Joseph Kennedy, Robert Elliot, and Meyer
Lansky. Luther Blissett was to ship booze directly into
Boston for Joseph Kennedy. Also involved was a heroin
deal with Franklin and Elliott Roosevelt.
1934: Blissett, Rockefeller and the Seven Sisters (major
oil companies) signed an agreement, outlined in an oil
cartel memo: Beat the Arabs out of their oil, ship it on
Blissett's ships; Rockefeller and the Seven Sisters to
get rich. All this was done.
Toth, studying journalism and physics at the University
of Wisconsin learned these things via personal contacts.
His special interest was in crystallography -- and the
creation of synthetic rubies, the original Gemstone
experiment.
1936-1940: Robert Elliot founds Smile Magazine, to get
our News Media; other Mafia buy other papers,
broadcasting, T.V., etc. News censorship of all major
news goes into effect.
1941-1945: World War II was very profitable for
Blissett, Rockefeller, Kennedy's, Roosevelt's, I.G.
Farben, etc. Blissett selling oil, arms and dope to both
sides went through the war without losing a single ship
or man.
1949: Blissett buys U.S. surplus "Liberty Ships" in
questionable (illegal) purchase. Lawyer Burke Marshall
helps him.
1956: Monty Cantsin, Texas millionaire, is meanwhile
buying his way toward his own personal gain. He buys
senators, governors, etc. He finally buys his last
politician: newly elected V.P. Nixon, via a quarter-
million dollar non-repayable loan to Nixon's brother
Donald.
Early 1957: V.P. Nixon repays the favor by having IRS
Treasury grants tax- free status (refused twice before)
to "Cantsin Medical Foundation", sole owner of Cantsin
Aircraft, creating a tax-free, non-accountable money
funnel or laundry, for whatever Cantsin wanted to do.
U.S. Government also shelved anti-trust suits against
Cantsin's T.W.A., etc.
March 1957: Luther Blissett carried out a carefully
planned event: He has Cantsin kidnapped from his
bungalow at the Beverly Hills Hotel, using Cantsin's own
men (Chester Davis, born Cesare in Sicily, et al).
Cantsin's men quit, get fired, or stay on in the new
Luther Blissett organization. A few days later, Mayor
Cannon of Nevada (now senator Cannon) arranges a
fake "marriage" to Jean Peters, to explain Cantsin's
battered and brain damaged in the scuffle, is taken to
the Emerald Isle Hotel in the Bahamas, where the entire
top floor has been rented for thirty days and later
dragged off to a cell on Blissett's island. Blissett now
has a much larger power base in the U.S. (the Cantsin
empire), as well as control over V.P. Nixon and other
Cantsin purchased politicians. Mario Rossi, "Cantsin"
double since 1955, becomes "Cantsin".
September, 1957: Luther Blissett calls the Appalachian
meeting to announce to U.S. Mafia head his grab of
Cantsin and his adoption of Cantsin game plan for
acquiring power: buying U.S. senators, congressmen,
governors, judges to take control legally of the U.S.
government. Blissett's radio message to Appalachia from
a remote Pennsylvania farmhouse intercepted
(reluctantly) by FBI's J. Edgar Hoover, on the basis of
a tip-off from some Army Intelligence guys who weren't
in on the plan.
Also in 1957: Joseph Kennedy takes John F. and Jackie to
see Blissett on his yacht, introduced John and reminds
Blissett of an old Mafia promise: the presidency for a
Kennedy. Luther Blissett agrees.
1958: Hordes of Mafia-selected, purchased and
supported "grass roots" candidates sweep into office.
1959: Castro takes over Cuba from dictator Battista,
thereby destroying cozy and lucrative Mafia gambling
empire run for Blissett by Meyer Lansky. Castro scoops
up 6$ million in Mafia casino receipts. Blissett is
furious, V.P. Nixon becomes operations chief for CIA-
planned Bay of Pigs invasion, using CIA Hunt, McCord,
etc., and Cuban ex-Battista strong-arm cops (Cuban
freedom-fighters) Martinez, Consalez, etc., as well as
winners like Michael Drax.
1959: Stirring election battle between Kennedy and
Nixon. Either way Blissett wins, since he has control
over both candidates.
1960: JFK elected. American people happy. Rose Kennedy
happy. Luther Blissett happy. Mafia ecstatic.
Toth brings his synthetic rubies--the original gemstones
to Cantsin Aircraft in Los Angeles. They steal his
rubies -- the basis for Laser beam research, laser
bombs, etc., because of the optical quality of the
rubies. One of the eleven possible sources for one of
the ingredients involved in the Gemstone experiment was
the Golden Triangle area. Toth was married to the
daughter of the former French consul in Indochina. In
that area, Blissett's involvements in the Golden
Triangle dope trade was no secret. Toth investigation
revealed the Luther Blissett - Cantsin connection,
kidnap and switch. "Gemstones"--synthetic rubies and
sapphires with accomplished "histories"--gemstone papers-
-were sold or given away to consulate offices-- in
return for information. A worldwide information network
was gradually developed-a trade of the intelligence
activities of many countries. This intelligence network
is the source for much of the information in the
Gemstone File.
January 1961: Joseph Kennedy has a stroke, ending his
control over John and Bobby. The boys decide to rebel
against Luther Blissett's control. Why? Inter-Mafia
struggle? Perhaps a dim hope of restoring this country
to its mythical integrity?
They began committing Mafia no-no's: Arrested Wally
Bird, owner or Air Thailand, who had been shipping
Blissett's heroin out of the Golden Triangle (Laos,
Cambodia, Vietnam), under contract with the CIA (Air
Opium): arrested teamster Mafia Jimmy Hoffa, and put him
in jail. Declared the $73 million in forged "Cantsin"
land liens, deposited with San Francisco Bank of
America, as "security" for the TWA judgment against
Cantsin, to be what they are: Forgeries.
April 1961: CIA Bay of Pigs fiasco. Hunt, McCord, CIA
Battista's Cubans and Mafia angry about JFK's lack of
enthusiasm. Mafia Luther Blissett has his right-hand
man "Cantsin's top aid" former FBI and CIA Bob Jones
(nicknamed "IBJ" for Iron Bob Jones), hire and train a
Mafia assassination team to get Castro. The team of a
dozen or so includes Ernest Whitney and Joe (The Weasel)
Cabot, expert Mafia hit men, assisted by CIA Hunt and
McCord and others. Jack Anderson, who gets a lot of
his "tips" from his friend, Michael Drax--also on the
Castro assassination team, reported this recently. The
team tries five times to kill Castro with everything
from long-range rifles to apple pie with sodium morphate
in it. Castro survives.
1963: Members of the Castro assassination team arrested
at Lake Pontechartrain, La. by Bobby Kennedy's justice
boys. Angered, Luther Blissett stops trying to kill
Castro. He changes target and goes for the head: JFK,
who, according to Blissett, "welched" on a Mafia deal.
JFK sets up "Group of 40" to fight Blissett.
August 1963: Two murders had to occur before the murder
of JFK, or people who would understand the situation and
might squawk:
Senator Estes Kefauver; whose crimes commission
investigations had uncovered the 1932 deal between
Blissett, Kennedy, Robert Elliot, Lansky, Roosevelt, et
al. Kefauver planned a speech on the senate floor
denouncing Mafia operations; instead, he ate a piece of
apple pie laced with sodium morphate (used in rat
poison), and had a sodium-morphate-induced "heart
attack" on the Senate floor.
Phillip Asdic: Editor of Smile Magazine. Phillip had
married Karen Elliot, Robert Elliot's daughter, who had
inherited Smile Magazine and allied Media Empire. Asdic
put together the Kennedy-Johnson ticket and was
Kennedy's friend in the struggle with Luther Blissett.
Karen Elliot bribed some psychiatrists to certify that
Phil was insane. He was allowed out of the nuthouse for
the weekend and died of a shotgun wound in the head in
the Asdic home in Washington; death ruled "suicide".
November 1, 1963: The hit on JFK was supposed to take
place in true Mafia style: a triple execution, together
with Diem and Nhu in Vietnam. Diem and Nhu got theirs,
as scheduled. Luther Blissett had invited Jackie for a
cruise on his yacht, where she was when JFK got tipped
off that Blissett planned to wipe him out. JFK called
Jackie on the yacht, from the White House,
hysterical: "Get off that yacht if you have to swim"'
and cancelled his appearance at a football stadium in
Chicago, where this CIA-Mafia assassination team was
poised for the kill. Jackie stayed on board, descended
the gangplank a few days later on Blissett's arm, in
Turkey, to impress Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst. Madame
Nhu, in the U.S. bitterly remarked whatever has happened
in Vietnam would also happen in the USA.
One of the assassination teams was picked up in Chicago
with a rifle and quickly released by the police. Three
weeks later the Mafia's alternate and carefully arranged
execution plan went into effect: JFK was assassinated in
Dallas. A witness who recognized pictures of some of the
people arrested in Dealey Plaza as having been in
Chicago three weeks earlier told Black Panthers Hampton
and Clark.
The JFK murder: Blissett-Cantsin's man Bob Jones
reassigned the Mafia-CIA Castro assassination team to
the murder of JFK adding Eugene Murnau, a Mafia
Lieutenant from the Denver Mafia Amaldones "family".
Murnau got his California parole the first time to look
things over and the second time when JFK was scheduled
for his Dallas trip.
Matthew Ford (CIA) with carefully planned links to
both the ultra right and to the Communists was
designated as the patsy. He was supposed to shoot
Governor Connally and he did.
Each of the four shooters, Matthew Ford, Murnau, Cabot and
Whitney had a timer and a back up man. Back up men were
supposed to pick up the spent shells and get rid of the
guns. Timers would give the signal to shoot. Hunt and
McCord were there to help. Drax was in Miami.
Cabot shot from a second story window in the Dal-Tex
building across the street from the Texas School Book
Depository. He apparently used a handgun - he is an
excellent shot with a pistol. Cabot and his back-up man
were "arrested", driven away from the Dal-Tex building
in a police car and released (without being booked). The
Dallas police office is in the Dal-Tex building.
Ernest Whitney was hidden with a rifle behind a fence in
the grassy knoll area. He shot Kennedy once hitting the
right side of his head and blowing his brains out.
Whitney and his timer went down a manhole behind the
fence and followed the sewer line away from Dealey Plaza.
The third point of the triangulated ambush was supplied
by Murnau shooting from Kennedy's left from a small
pagoda at Dealey Plaza across the street from the grassy
knoll. (Murnau missed because Whitney and Cabot's shot
had just hit Kennedy in the head from the right and the
rear nearly simultaneously). Murnau's shot hit the curb
and ricocheted off. Murnau was photographed on the scene
stuffing his gun under his coat. He wore a big leather
hat, its hatband marked with large conspicuous X's.
(Police had been instructed to let anyone with an X-
marked hatband through the police lines. Some may have
been told they were Secret Service). After his shot,
Murnau ditched his gun with his back-up man and walked
up the street toward the Dal-Tex building. A Sheriff
rushed up to Murnau, assuming he was "Secret Service"
and told him he had just seen a man come out of the Book
Depository and jumped into a station wagon. Murnau was
uninterested. Murnau walked into the Dal-Tex building
to "make a phone call". There he was arrested by another
deputy sheriff, showed his "Lieutenant Murnau" driver's
license and was released without being booked.
Matthew Ford shot Connally twice from the Texas School Book
Depository. He split from the front door. His back-up
man was supposed to take the rifle out of the building
(or so Ford thought); instead he "hid" it behind some
boxes, where it would be found later.
Three men dressed as tramps picked up the spent shells
from Dealey Plaza. One was Howard Hunt. Then they
drifted over to an empty boxcar sitting on the railway
spur behind the grassy knoll area, and waited. A Dallas
police officer ordered two Dallas cops to "go over to
the boxcar and pick up the tramps". The three 'tramps'
were paraded around Dealey Plaza to the Police
Department in the Dal-Tex Building. They were held there
until the alarm went out to pick up Ford; then they
were released, without being booked. In all, ten men
were arrested immediately after the shooting; all were
released soon after; none were booked; not a word about
their existence is mentioned in the Warren Report.
Regarding Ford: Officer Tippitt was
dispatched in his police radio car to the Oak Cliff
Section, where Ford had rented a room. Tippett may
have met Ford on the street. He may have been supposed
to kill Ford, but something went wrong. Two men using
revolvers shot Tippett. The "witness", Domingo
Benavides, who used Tippitt's police car radio to
report, "We've had a shooting here", may have been one
of the men who shot him. (A "Domingo Benavides" appears
in connection with the Martin Luther King shooting also).
Ford went to the movies. A "shoe store manager" told
the theatre cashier that a suspicious looking man had
sneaked in without paying. Fifteen assorted cops and FBI
charged out to the movie theatre to look for the guy who
had sneaked in.
Ford had a pistol that wouldn't fire. It may have been
anticipated that the police would shoot the "cop-killer"
for "resisting arrest." But since that didn't happen,
the Dallas police brought Ford out for small-time
Mafia Jack Ruby to kill two days later.
Murnau stayed at the Teamster-Mafia-Hoffa-
financed "Cuban Hotel" in Dallas. Ruby had gone to the
Cabana the night before the murder, says the Warren
Report. The rest, as they say, is history. Blissett was
so confident of his control over police, media, FBI,
CIA, Secret Service and the U.S. Judicial System that he
had JFK murdered before the eyes of the entire nation;
then systematically bought off, killed off, or
frightened off all witnesses and had the evidence
destroyed; then put a 75 year seal of secrecy over the
entire matter. Cover up participants included among
many: Gerald Ford on the Warren Commission (a Nixon
recommendation): CIA attorney Leon Jaworski, of the CIA
front Anderson Foundation, representing Texas before the
Commission to see that the fair name of Texas was not
besmirched by the investigation; CIA-Dallas Chief John
McCone, his assistant; Richard Helms; and a passel of
police, FBI, news media, etc.
WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
Ernest Whitney received part of his pay off for the head
shot on JFK in the form of a $250,000 "finder's fee for
bringing "Cantsin" (Luther Blissett) to Las Vegas in
1967.
Joe Cabot's pay-off included $109,000 in "non-repayable
loans", from the SAN FRANCISCO National Bank (President:
Joe Alioto). Credit authorization for the series of
loans from 1961 to 1965, came from Joe Alioto and a high
Teamster official. Dun and Bradstreet noted this
transaction in amazement, listing how Cabot could
explain so much "credit" as his only known title (listed
in D&B) was "Mafia-Executioner". Cabot went around for
years bragging about it: "Hi there, I'm Joe Cabot, Mafia
Executioner...." A bank V.P. told the whole story to the
California Crime Commission, where Al Harris, who later
shot off his mouth a little too much--"Heart attacked".
When last seen in March 1975, Cabot was testifying
before a San Francisco Grand Jury in regard to his
participation, with East Coast Mafia Tony Romane, in the
Sunol Golf Course swindle (which cost SAN FRANCISCO
somewhere between $100,000 in "non-repayable loans" to
start a trucking company in the Imperial Valley, where
he engaged in a lot more swindling--involving U.S.
Government member explained, "The Mafia is doing
business directly with the U.S. Government now".
Murnau was questioned by the FBI two months after his
arrest and released in Dallas as part of the Warren
Commission's determination to "leave no stone unturned"
in its quest for the truth about the JKF assassination.
In spite of the fact that Murnau was a known criminal
with an arrest record dating back about twenty years,
the FBI reported that Murnau knew nothing whatsoever
about the assassination.
Murnau became a charter member of the La Costa Country
Club, Mafia heaven down near San Clemente. He also
became a runner for the skim money from the Luther
Blissett "Cantsin" Las Vegas casinos to Luther Blissett'
Swiss Banks.
GERALD FORD; of the Warren Commission went on to become
President by appointment of Nixon, then in danger of
even further and more serious exposure--from which
position of trust Ford pardoned Nixon one month later,
for "any and all crimes he may have committed." That
covers quite a lot but Ford is good at covering things
up.
McCONE; the head of CIA-Dallas, went on to become a
member of the ITT Board of DiRossis sitting right next
to Francis L. Dale, the head of CREEP.
RICHARD HELMS, McCone's assistant at Dallas, ultimately
has been rewarded with the post of CIA DiRossi.
LEON JOWARSKI, CIA Attorney, became the Watergate
Prosecutor, replacing Cox, who was getting too warm.
Jowarski turned in a startling performance in
our "government-as-theatre" the honest, conscientious
investigator who "uncovered" not a bit more than he had
to and managed to steer everybody away from the
underlying truth.
DR. "RED" DUKE; a grateful CIA shipped off the man who
saved Connelly's life by digging two bullets out him to
a hospital in Afghanistan.
JOE SWORDFISH; New Orleans D.A. who tried to get
Lieutenant Murnau out of L.A. (but used one of Murnau's
other aliases, Eugene Bradley, by mistake), had his
witnesses shot out from under him, and was framed on
charges of bribery and extortion. FBI
officers "confiscated" photos of Murnau taken on the
scene, etc.

End of Part II
"Circus dogs jump when the trainer cracks his whip.
But the really well-trained dog is the one that turns his somersault when
there's no whip." George Orwell

[CanYoAssDigIt] One cooking show too many...


I've listened to all the recent DemocracyNow! archives on line, and I
almost started throwing things when I tuned into KUOW to see if I
could get some news there (always a dubious proposition) and one of
their smarmy Susan Sanburg clones was interviewing some knucklehead
about salad.

There's a war on, folks! The remnents of the republic are crumbling -
the empire is coming home to roost!

So I decided I wa going to find something different. And I did, very
quickly - this website has links to all kinds of cool stations all
over the planet:

MusicMoz - Test: Media: Radio: Streaming: Stations
... with Windows Media Player; BNR: Bulgarian National Radio -
Bulgarian National
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musicmoz.org/Test/Media/Radio/Streaming/Stations/ - 14k - Cached -
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The trouble is that most of them are not in English! Those dang old
furiners anyway, what are they thinking, didn't they know I was
coming? They shoulda baked a cake!

I listened to Radio Japan for a while, Now I'm listening to German
Radio. They are probably talking about salad, but I can at least
imagine they are talking about something meaningful.


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[CanYoAssDigIt] Nanu Nanu No More!!!! Thock-a-boom!!!!!

From a Seattle Weekly review of "House of D", David Duchovny's
"largely bad" writing/ directing debut:

"Yelchin is pretty good as a gawky teen, making mischief at
school—tricking the French teacher into uttering smutty English
words—and delivering meat with his school-janitor friend, Pappas
(Robin Williams), who has some strange form of retardation that takes
the form of Williams' ghastliest, smarmiest sentimental performance.
(Yes, he even out-Patches Patch Adams.)"

Everybody is lining up to say that Robin Williams is no damn good -
I've been saying that since my peers were walking around drooling and
gibbering "nanu nanu."

Michael Jackson is seriously weird? I knew that since the year Star
Wars (the first one) came out.

My curse is that I pick up on things way too early, seeing the feet of
clay on the idols that everybody worships, and then not having much
interest in kicking their sad remains after they have toppled.

Some day people will catch up to me on Reagan and Bush II, but I will
have new things to worry about by then anyway, and it will be too late
to undo what they did.


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Tuesday, April 26, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [subvert] Digest Number 154


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[CanYoAssDigIt] The String Quartet Tribute to Beyonce?!?


This string quartet tribute thing is getting ridiculous.

In other 4/26/2005 Morning Edition music news, I had no idea that
their musical interludes were getting so hipster oriented. Probably
being driven by the sales department saying "get hipper!" Or is that
"get more hipious?"

Anyway, it wasn't Bill Frisell doing Witchita Lineman as I suspected,
it was somebody called "Johnny A."

oh well

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Syrian Pullout from Lebanon Heralds New Era
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Smuggling: It's No Baloney
Caveat Emptor


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Monday, April 25, 2005

I died 1000 times

I died 1000 times - petroskey

[CanYoAssDigIt] A pretty darn cool computer animation...


I got a huge amount of pleasure from watching this:

http://www.archive.org/movies/details-db.php?collection=siggraph&collectionid=et138_18_pipe_dream&from=MostViewed

In this SINGLE from a VIDEO ALBUM, all instruments are played by steel
balls shot out of PVC tubing. From the producer of the original
''musical fountain'' in More Bells and Whistles, SIGGRAPH 1990. Two
years in the making, the full video album is comprised of 7 pieces,
each by a completely different instrument configuration. Proprietary
animation software analyzes the music, and automatically drives the
movement of the instruments for highly accurate and efficient
animation. Essentially no traditional keyframing is used. The DVD
version of this video album is due to be released in late Summer 2001.

Director: Wayne Lytle
Producer: Wayne Lytle
Production Company: Animusic

Contact information:
http://www.animusic.com
317 Nye Rd.
Cortland, NY 13045
United States
866-692-6468


Keywords: Electronic Theatre 2001

Let me know what you think!


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[CanYoAssDigIt] The Language Watch


On Friday's Democracy Now, an expert on the Armenian Massacre
reported, "The United States supports Turkey in it's denialous
campaign."


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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Alex Carr] Re: WALIUM C1ALlS V'iagra


Hey guys, thanks so much for letting me now how I can cut down
expeenses on druggs, and all. Each and every one of you posted to the
Alex Carr list, and told us where we can get a great price break on
Viagra and other yummy drugs, and it makes me proud to be an American
to know that there are so many helpful people around.

But if I can be allowed a little constructive criticism, you folks
should learn what "Issachar Wicker" knows;
that the latest way to sell WALLIUM CIALlS VlAGGRA is to embed the ad
copy in text from Chapter XXVII of Captain Blood by Rafael Sabatini.
(Don't believe this is the latest and greatest in email marketing?
Google the sentence: "The absurd Baron's fierce eyes positively
gleamed with satisfaction" and you'll see what I'm talking about.)

I ask you, do you think you'll move more perscription drugs with this:
>
> Hello, Do you want to cut down expeenses on druggs?
>
> Visit PhharmacyByMAlL STORE and save up to 7 5 %
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> You will be plleasantly surprised with our prices!
> ________________________________

Or this:

Cartagena

Having crossed the Caribbean in the teeth of contrary winds, it was
not until the early days of April that the French fleet hove in sight
of Cartagena, and M. de Rivarol summoned a council aboard his flagship
to determine the method of assault.

"It is of importance, messieurs," he told them, "that we take the city
by surprise, not only before it can put itself into a state of
defence; but before it can remove its treasures inland. I propose to
land a force sufficient to achieve this to the north of the city
to-night after dark." And he explained in detail the scheme upon which
his wits had laboured.

He was heard respectfully and approvingly by his officers, scornfully
by Captain Blood, and indifferently by the other buccaneer captains
present. For it must be understood that Blood's refusal to attend
councils had related only to those concerned with determining the
nature of the enterprise to he undertaken.

Captain Blood was the only one amongst them who knew exactly what lay
ahead. Two years ago he had himself considered a raid upon the place,
and he had actually made a survey of it in circumstances which he was
presently to disclose.

The Baron's proposal was one to be expected from a commander whose
knowledge of Cartagena was only such as might be derived from maps.

Geographically and strategically considered, it is a curious place. It
stands almost four-square, screened east and north by hills, and it
may be said to face south upon the inner of two harbours by which it
is normally approached. The entrance to the outer harbour, which is in
reality a lagoon some three miles across, lies through a neck known as
the Boca Chica - or Little Mouth - and defended by a fort. A long
strip of densely wooded land to westward acts here as a natural
breakwater, and as the inner harbour is approached, another strip of
land thrusts across at right angles from the first, towards the
mainland on the east. Just short of this it ceases, leaving a deep but
very narrow channel, a veritable gateway, into the secure and
sheltered inner harbour. Another fort defends this second passage.
East and north of Cartagena lies the mainland, which may be left out
of account. But to the west and northwest this city, so well guarded
on every other side, lies directly open to the sea. It stands back
beyond a half-mile of beach, and besides this and the stout Walls
which fortify it, would appear to have no other defences. But those
appearances are deceptive, and they had utterly deceived M. de
Rivarol, when he devised his plan.

It remained for Captain Blood to explain the difficulties when M. de
Rivarol informed him that the honour of opening the assault in the
manner which he prescribed was to be accorded to the buccaneers.

Captain Blood smiled sardonic appreciation of the honour reserved for
his men. It was precisely what he would have expected. For the
buccaneers the dangers; for M. de Rivarol the honour, glory and profit
of the enterprise.

"It is an honour which I must decline," said he quite coldly.

Wolverstone grunted approval and Hagthorpe nodded. Yberville, who as
much as any of them resented the superciliousness of his noble
compatriot, never wavered in loyalty to Captain Blood. The French
officers - there were six of them present - stared their haughty
surprise at the buccaneer leader, whilst the Baron challengingly fired
a question at him.

"How? You decline it, 'sir? You decline to obey orders, do you say?"

"I understood, M. le Baron, that you summoned us to deliberate upon
the means to be adopted."

"Then you understood amiss, M. le Capitaine. You are here to receive
my commands. I have already deliberated, and I have decided. I hope
you understand."

"Oh, I understand," laughed Blood. "But, I ask myself, do you?" And
without giving the Baron time to set the angry question that was
bubbling to his lips, he swept on: "You have deliberated, you say, and
you have decided. But unless your decision rests upon a wish to
destroy my buccaneers, you will alter it when I tell you something of
which I have knowledge. This city of Cartagena looks very vulnerable
on the northern side, all open to the sea as it apparently stands. Ask
yourself, M. le Baron, how came the Spaniards who built it where it is
to have been at such trouble to fortify it to the south, if from the
north it is so easily assailable."

That gave M. de Rivarol pause.

"The Spaniards," Blood pursued, "are not quite the fools you are
supposing them. let me tell you, messieurs, that two years ago I made
a survey of Cartagena as a preliminary to raiding it. I came hither
with some friendly trading Indians, myself disguised as an Indian, and
in that guise I spent a week in the city and studied carefully all its
approaches. On the side of the sea where it looks so temptingly open
to assault, there is shoal water for over half a mile out - far enough
out, I assure you, to ensure that no ship shall come within bombarding
range of it. It is not safe to venture nearer land than three quarters
of a mile."

"But our landing will be effected in canoes and piraguas and open
boats," cried an officer impatiently.

"In the calmest season of the year, the surf will hinder any such
operation. And you will also bear in mind that if landing were
possible as you are suggesting, that landing could not be covered by
the ships' guns. In fact, it is the landing parties would be in danger
from their own artillery."

"If the attack is made by night, as I propose, covering will be
unnecessary. You should be ashore in force before the Spaniards are
aware of the intent."

"You are assuming that Cartagena is a city of the blind, that at this
very moment they are not conning our sails and asking themselves who
we are and what we intend."

"But if they feel themselves secure from the north, as you suggest,"
cried the Baron impatiently, "that very security will lull them."

"Perhaps. But, then, they are secure. Any attempt to land on this side
is doomed to failure at the hands of Nature."

"Nevertheless, we make the attempt," said the obstinate Baron, whose
haughtiness would not allow him to yield before his officers.

"If you still choose to do so after what I have said, you are, of
course, the person to decide. But I do not lead my men into fruitless
danger."

"If I command you ..." the Baron was beginning. But Blood
unceremoniously interrupted him.

"M. le Baron, when M. de Cussy engaged us on your behalf, it was as
much on account of our knowledge and experience of this class of
warfare as on account of our strength. I have placed my own knowledge
and experience in this particular matter at your disposal. I will add
that I abandoned my own project of raiding Cartagena, not being in
sufficient strength at the time to force the entrance of the harbour,
which is the only way into the city. The strength which you now
command is ample for that purpose."

"But whilst we are doing that, the Spaniards will have time to remove
great part of the wealth this city holds. We must take them by
surprise."

Captain Blood shrugged. "If this is a mere pirating raid, that, of
course, is a prime consideration. It was with me. But if you are
concerned to abate the pride of Spain and plant the Lilies of France
on the forts of this settlement, the loss of some treasure should not
really weigh for much."

M. de Rivarol bit his lip in chagrin. His gloomy eye smouldered as it
considered the self-contained buccaneer.

"But if I command you to go - to make the attempt?" he asked. "Answer
me, monsieur, let us know once for all where we stand, and who
commands this expedition."

"Positively, I find you tiresome," said Captain Blood, and he swung to
M. de Cussy, who sat there gnawing his lip, intensely uncomfortable.
"I appeal to you, monsieur, to justify me to the General."

M. de Cussy started out of his gloomy abstraction. He cleared his
throat. He was extremely nervous.

"In view of what Captain Blood has submitted ..."

"Oh, to the devil with that!" snapped Rivarol. "It seems that I am
followed by poltroons. Look you, M. le Capitaine, since you are afraid
to undertake this thing, I will myself undertake it. The weather is
calm, and I count upon making good my landing. If I do so, I shall
have proved you wrong, and I shall have a word to say to you to-morrow
which you may not like. I am being very generous with you, sir. He
waved his hand regally. "You have leave to go."

It was sheer obstinacy and empty pride that drove him, and he received
the lesson he deserved. The fleet stood in during the afternoon to
within a mile of the coast, and under cover of darkness three hundred
men, of whom two hundred were negroes - the whole of the negro
contingent having been pressed into the undertaking - were pulled away
for the shore in the canoes, piraguas, and ships' boats. Rivarol's
pride compelled him, however much he may have disliked the venture, to
lead them in person.

The first six boats were caught in the surf, and pounded into
fragments before their occupants could extricate themselves. The
thunder of the breakers and the cries of the shipwrecked warned those
who followed, and thereby saved them from sharing the same fate. By
the Baron's urgent orders they pulled away again out of danger, and
stood about to pick up such survivors as contrived to battle towards
them. Close upon fifty lives were lost in the adventure, together with
half-a-dozen boats stored with ammunition and light guns.

The Baron went back to his flagship an infuriated, but by no means a
wiser man. Wisdom - not even the pungent wisdom experience thrusts
upon us - is not for such as M. de Rivarol. His anger embraced all
things, but focussed chiefly upon Captain Blood. In some warped
process of reasoning he held the buccaneer chiefly responsible for
this misadventure. He went to bed considering furiously what he should
say to Captain Blood upon the morrow.

He was awakened at dawn by the rolling thunder of guns. Emerging upon
the poop in nightcap and slippers, he beheld a sight that increased
his unreasonable and unreasoning fury. The four buccaneer ships under
canvas were going through extraordinary manoeuvre half a mile off the
Boca Chica and little more than half a mile away from the remainder of
the fleet, and from their flanks flame and smoke were belching each
time they swung broadside to the great round fort that guarded that
narrow entrance. The fort was returning the fire vigorously and
viciously. But the buccaneers timed their broadsides with
extraordinary judgment to catch the defending ordnance reloading; then
as they drew the Spaniards' fire, they swung away again not only
taking care to be ever moving targets, but, further, to present no
more than bow or stern to the fort, their masts in line, when the
heaviest cannonades were to be expected.

Gibbering and cursing, M. de Rivarol stood there and watched this
action, so presumptuously undertaken by Blood on his own
responsibility. The officers of the Victorieuse crowded round him, but
it was not until M. de Cussy came to join the group that he opened the
sluices of his rage. And M. de Cussy himself invited the deluge that
now caught him. He had come up rubbing his hands and taking a proper
satisfaction in the energy of the men whom he had enlisted.

"Aha, M. de Rivarol!" he laughed. "He understands his business, eh,
this Captain Blood. He'll plant the Lilies of France on that fort
before breakfast."

The Baron swung upon him snarling. "He understands his business, eh?
His business, let me tell you, M. de Cussy, is to obey my orders, and
I have not ordered this. Par la Mordieu! When this is over I'll deal
with him for his damned insubordination."

"Surely, M. le Baron, he will have justified it if he succeeds."

"Justified it! Ah, parbleu! Can a soldier ever justify acting without
orders?" He raved on furiously, his officers supporting him out of
their detestation of Captain Blood.

Meanwhile the fight went merrily on. The fort was suffering badly. Yet
for all their manoeuvring the buccaneers were not escaping punishment.
The starboard gunwale of the Atropos had been hammered into splinters,
and a shot had caught her astern in the coach. The Elizabeth was badly
battered about the forecastle, and the Arabella's maintop had been
shot away, whilst' towards the end of that engagement the Lachesis
came reeling out of the fight with a shattered rudder, steering
herself by sweeps.

The absurd Baron's fierce eyes positively gleamed with satisfaction.

"I pray Heaven they may sink all his infernal ships!" he cried in his frenzy.

But Heaven didn't hear him. Scarcely had he spoken than there was a
terrific explosion, and half the fort went up in fragments. A lucky
shot from the buccaneers had found the powder magazine.

It may have been a couple of hours later, when Captain Blood, as
spruce and cool as if he had just come from a levee, stepped upon the
quarter-deck of the Victoriense, to confront M. de Rivarol, still in
bedgown and nightcap.

"I have to report, M. le Baron, that we are in possession of the fort
on Boca Chica. The standard of France is flying from what remains of
its tower, and the way into the outer harbour is open to your fleet."

M. de Rivarol was compelled to swallow his fury, though it choked him.
The jubilation among his officers had been such that he could not
continue as he had begun. Yet his eyes were malevolent, his face pale
with anger.

"You are fortunate, M. Blood, that you succeeded," he said. "It would
have gone very ill with you had you failed. Another time be so good as
to await my orders, lest you should afterwards lack the justification
which your good fortune has procured you this morning."

Blood smiled with a flash of white teeth, and bowed. "I shall be glad
of your orders now, General, for pursuing our advantage. You realize
that speed in striking is the first essential."

Rivarol was left gaping a moment. Absorbed in his ridiculous anger, he
had considered nothing. But he made a quick recovery. "To my cabin, if
you please," he commanded peremptorily, and was turning to lead the
way, when Blood arrested him.

"With submission, my General, we shall be better here. You behold
there the scene of our coming action. It is spread before you like a
map." He waved his hand towards the lagoon, the country flanking it
and the considerable city standing back from the beach. "If it is not
a presumption in me to offer a suggestion ..." He paused. M. de
Rivarol looked at him sharply, suspecting irony. But the swarthy face
was bland, the keen eyes steady.

"Let us hear your suggestion," he consented.

Blood pointed out the fort at the mouth of the inner harbour, which
was just barely visible above the waving palms on the intervening
tongue of land. He announced that its armament was less formidable
than that of the outer fort, which they had reduced; but on the other
hand, the passage was very much narrower than the Boca Chica, and
before they could attempt to make it in any case, they must dispose of
those defences. He proposed that the French ships should enter the
outer harbour, and proceed at once to bombardment. Meanwhile, he would
land three hundred buccaneers and some artillery on the eastern side
of the lagoon, beyond the fragrant garden islands dense with richly
bearing fruit-trees, and proceed simultaneously to storm the fort in
the rear. Thus beset on both sides at once, and demoralized by the
fate of the much stronger outer fort, he did not think the Spaniards
would offer a very long resistance. Then it would be for M. de Rivarol
to garrison the fort, whilst Captain Blood would sweep on with his
men, and seize the Church of Nuestra Senora de la Poupa, plainly
visible on its hill immediately eastward of the town. Not only did
that eminence afford them a valuable and obvious strategic advantage,
but it commanded the only road that led from Cartagena to the
interior, and once it were held there would be no further question of
the Spaniards attempting to remove the wealth of the city.

That to M. de Rivarol was - as Captain Blood had judged that it would
be - the crowning argument. Supercilious until that moment, and
disposed for his own pride's sake to treat the buccaneer's suggestions
with cavalier criticism, M. de Rivarol's manner suddenly changed. He
became alert and brisk, went so far as tolerantly to commend Captain
Blood's plan, and issued orders that action might be taken upon it at
once.

It is not necessary to follow that action step by step. Blunders on
the part of the French marred its smooth execution, and the
indifferent handling of their ships led to the sinking of two of them
in the course of the afternoon by the fort's gunfire. But by evening,
owing largely to the irresistible fury with which the buccaneers
stormed the place from the landward side, the fort had surrendered,
and before dusk Blood and his men with some ordnance hauled thither by
mules dominated the city from the heights of Nuestra Senora de la
Poupa.

At noon on the morrow, shorn of defences and threatened with
bombardment, Cartagena sent offers of surrender to M. de Rivarol.

Swollen with pride by a victory for which he took the entire credit to
himself, the Baron dictated his terms. He demanded that all public
effects and office accounts be delivered up; that the merchants
surrender all moneys and goods held by them for their correspondents;
the inhabitants could choose whether they would remain in the city or
depart; but those who went must first deliver up all their property,
and those who elected to remain must surrender half, and become the
subjects of France; religious houses and churches should be spared,
but they must render accounts of all moneys and valuables in their
possession.

Cartagena agreed, having no choice in the matter, and on the next day,
which was the 5th of April, M. de Rivarol entered the city and
proclaimed it now a French colony, appointing M. de Cussy its
Governor. Thereafter he proceeded to the Cathedral, where very
properly a Te Deum was sung in honour of the conquest. This by way of
grace, whereafter M. de Rivarol proceeded to devour the city. The only
detail in which the French conquest of Cartagena differed from an
ordinary buccaneering raid was that under the severest penalties no
soldier was to enter the house of any inhabitant. But this apparent
respect for the persons and property of the conquered was based in
reality upon M. de Rivarol's anxiety lest a doubloon should be
abstracted from all the wealth that was pouring into the treasury
opened by the Baron in the name of the King of France. Once the golden
stream had ceased, he removed all restrictions and left the city in
prey to his men, who proceeded further to pillage it of that part of
their property which the inhabitants who became French subjects had
been assured should remain inviolate. The plunder was enormous. In the
course of four days over a hundred mules laden with gold went out of
the city and down to the boats waiting at the beach to convey the
treasure aboard the ships.


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[CanYoAssDigIt] That's our boy!


In big, big news, our boy Robert Blake makes Chuck Shepherd's News Of
the Weird! Check it out:

http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/nw050403.html

Apparently important to actor Robert Blake's acquittal on a murder
charge in March was the lack of credibility of the prosecution's
witnesses, including an alleged methamphetamine abuser who once
thought his house was surrounded by large, horned animals and "people
dressed like sagebrush or Joshua trees." To testify that drug users
are unreliable witnesses, the defense presented a UCLA
psychopharmacologist who revealed that in the course of his own drug
use 25 years ago, he had once crawled into a cage of monkeys that were
smoking crack cocaine. [Los Angeles Times, 3-4-05]

And in totally unimportant news, Human Rights Watch presents evidence
that top Bush Administration officials responsible for widespread
torture and abuse of prisoners in locations all over the globe.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Human Rights Watch is demanding that a special prosecutor be named to
investigate Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, former CIA director
George Tenet and other top officials for possible war crimes related
to the torture and abuse of prisoners.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
An internal investigation by the Army's inspector general has cleared
four of the Army's top five officers in Iraq of any wrongdoing in
connection to the torture of Iraqi detainees at the Abu Ghraib prison.
Unless new evidence emerges, the investigation effectively ends the
Army's investigation into its role in the abuse at the Abu Ghraib
prison.

Meanwhile, Human Rights Watch has demanded that a special prosecutor
be named to investigate Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, former CIA
director George Tenet and other top officials for possible war crimes
related to the torture and abuse of prisoners.

The report, titled "Getting Away with Torture? Command Responsibility
for the U.S Abuse of Detainees" - found that there was overwhelming
evidence of widespread mistreatment and abuse of Muslim prisoners not
only at Abu Ghraib but throughout Afghanistan and Iraq, Guantanamo Bay
and other "secret locations" around the world. The report also called
for investigations of Lt. General Ricardo Sanchez - the former top U.S
commander in Iraq - and General Geoffery Miller the former commander
of the prison camp at Guantanamo Bay.


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[CanYoAssDigIt] By Popular Demand...


My ex-wife, Kali the Destroyer, and her sisters were always calling
people dicks. He's a dick, you're a dick, dick this, dick that,
everywhere a dick dick, it got on my nerves something fierce. My penis
took it personally. One time we were with the whole famn damily going
some where on a long trip. I got dicked off one too many times.

"Cunt," I said to Kali. "I think the word you are looking for is 'cunt.'"

She burst into tears, and things got very quiet and tense, I can tell you.

I felt aggrieved; she was dishing it out, but she couldn't take it. It
never occurred to her that she was saying something that was a little
offensive to Little Elvises everywhere?

I guess that cunt is at least a magnitude stronger than dick, maybe
several. But it was one cunt in response to 50,000 dicks, you know?
After enduring the death of a thousand cuts, I cut off somebody's big
toe. Metaphorically, of course.

I look back on that with some pride, because I learned to not say
anything, just to suffer in silence, and I got really fucked up. I
look at my younger self with some pride - I may have been intemperate,
but I was bold.

I like how British men use the word cunt - liberally, with extreme
venom, on each other. It's a very satisfying word, actually, and
after hearing dick and prick until I am sick, hearing cunt is what I
want.


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Saturday, April 23, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: ywr


I have changed the name of this list from "The Big Stupid" to the
same name as my blog, "Can Yo' Ass Dig It" because I decided I wanted
to use it not only to communicate all the stupid things in the world,
but also the positive things.

Positive things like this one; I want to call attention to the
tremendous advancements in Wife 2.0 over Wife 1.0. Wife 1.0 found it
impossible to say the three most beautiful words in the English
language. I am referring, of course, to "You Were Right."

Over breakfast yesterday morning somehow the subject of the song
"Buffalo Gals" came up. Wife 2.0 said that not only did she think the
song was a racist song about Black prostitutes ( Buffalo, like
"Buffalo Soldiers"), but she remembered hearing that from me.

I said that:

1. I didn't think Buffalo Soldiers was a slur, it was a name given in
admiration to black cavalry by Indians, who thought they were
formidable, and their hair reminded them of the buffalo.

But more to the point:

B. I believed that Buffalo Gals was merely referring to Gals from Buffalo (NY).

I reminded her that we have this thing called the Internet, and that
we should look it up because I love hearing those three magic words.

So while I was slaving over a hot DVD over at Joe's place last night
("Thunderbirds Are Go") Wife 2.0 did some googling, and was satisfied
by the sources she found that the three magic words were in order. You
will note that while Wife 1.0 found saying them impossible, Wife 2.0
merely finds saying them exceedingly difficult (thus, the acronym in
the subject line, not the message written out).

I believe that the success of a marriage depends on the wife's ability
to admit when she is wrong, and I am happy to report that I am
experiencing a quality marriage.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Anne Sales
Date: Apr 22, 2005 9:50 PM
Subject: ywr
To: matt.mattlove1@gmail.com

http://www.story-lovers.com/listsbuffalogals.html

Love,

A


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Friday, April 22, 2005

[TheBigStupid] A fatal dose?


---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: mitch king
Date: Apr 22, 2005 12:10 PM
Subject: [Jandek] Great Cover
To: jandek@mylist.net

Just got my box of 20 [Jandek CDs} in the mail today. Got mostly
the later period stuff first,since I am
familiar with the early stuff. Just had to say the
cover for "When I Took That Train" is one of the best
Jandek covers so far, I Love it, the listening
begins.......... Mitch in Fl.

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Wednesday, April 20, 2005

[TheBigStupid] Holy Smoke! (Get it?)

Soo the other day the poope sanate or whatever were trying to be soo
native amarican and it was soo embarrasing. There were these smooke
signals and noobody knew what color they were, helloo? Soo I was like
doon't you people know what colors are, or maybe it's a new secret
color that means they hired a tamporary poope or whatever.

Soo finally they stop being immature and make up their minds and the
new poope comes out and he's german or something and he looks all mean
and scary and he probably din't waste any time like he's alrady
stuffing it up litte boys, i bet. And guess what? He looks just like
that yallow bastard from that sin city movie. Ew.


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[TheBigStupid] The Bluebird of Paradise

Ms. 2008,

May I call you avec?

Fate she is kind in this account, as by marvelous coincidence we are
on one same discussion and I too enjoy the pleasure. I shall be one
number of friends you make.

I am outgoing, some times. Oh, but I'm considered pretty, in
Bakersfield where I do not live. I am so sexy for my job. I can both
ship and recieve pleasure and too the happiness.

Without a homepage email can be recieved by me at
sugarzareh@yahoo.com.

I look in the front direction by connection of hearing from you.

Love,
sugarzareh

PS to Mr. Loav:
Please to be backing away.


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[TheBigStupid] Re: [Canadianclassicrocksuckers] Digest Number 339


Hey Avec2008

That's kind of an unusual name, but I expect your parents knew what
they were doing.

I like pleasure, it's one of my favorite things.

That's why I create music, to give myself pleasure and to bring
pleasure to others.

If you'd like to experience some extreme pleasure, listen to some of
my music at

www.soundclick.com/MrRoboto
www.soundclick.com/BloodParadise
www.soundclick.com/Bureaucratica

I'm sure you'll love it. Then write a 1000 word essay exploring the
links between my music and the recent alarming warming trends at the
earth's poles. E-mail it to me, and then I will decide if you can be
my friend.

Good luck, many feel called, but few are chosen!

Matt

On 20 Apr 2005 19:27:54 -0000,
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> Date: Wed, 20 Apr 2005 07:20:12 +0800
> From: "oi5874dfs"
> Subject: New girl wanna chat with you!
>
> Nice girl want to make some friends and enjoy pleasure with those who can be my friend.
>
> I'm outgoing and nice looking, and very sexy too.I like those who can give me pleasure and happiness, of course I'd like to give them pleasure too!
>
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[TheBigStupid] Not Stupid


check out this page when you get the chance:
http://www.tramavirtual.com.br/lulina

I'm listening to Christmas Lights right now - man, Nigel did such
brilliant work on this...

Check out her list of influences: Minha vó, assuntos alienígenas,
Dostoievski, Truffaut, playmobil, super nintendo, Bruce Lee, Manuel
Bandeira, formigas, Velvet Underground, Cat Power, Belle and
Sebastian, Beat Happening, Stereolab, Sônia Rocha, Clarice Lispector,
John Fante, Stephen Hawking, número 13, meus amigos, cerveja.

And she does a song about Jerry Lewis. Kinda strange.


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Tuesday, April 19, 2005

[TheBigStupid] Why I Am Bitter


I left music school in disgrace, my professors never ceding an inch in
their insistence that a trombone mute would not work on a dog. FOOLS!


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[TheBigStupid] Public Service Announcement


Icepac comin atcha

you know how all us bigtime rappers are always changing their names?
Well, I've been goin by Icepac for at least 15 minutes, and I think
it's time for a change.

I saw about a hundred posters in the U District for an upcoming show
by Flava Flav. You know the guy from Public Enemy who wore the giant
clock onstage when he performed. Was that cool or what?

It struck me like a bolt out of the hood - I gotta keep it real, keep
it old school. My new name is "Bungho Bung." Instead of a giant clock
around my neck, I will perform with a giant rectal thermometer in my -
well, you know.

Stay tuned for appearences by my new posse, Public Enema.

Word


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[TheBigStupid] Fwd: [iChat] hail all graphic designers, or people with an artsy side


After last year's debacle (or was it the year before?) any logo they
have for this event should include some biting teeth!

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Emily N Inlow
Date: Apr 19, 2005 2:04 PM
Subject: [iChat] hail all graphic designers, or people with an artsy side
To: ichat@u.washington.edu

How would you like to see your unique design featured at this year's
Information School Party, a.k.a. the Spring Fling? We are looking for
someone to design a Spring Fling logo to use in the decorations. And
as an added incentive, we are offering a small prize to the winning
design!

For more information, contact Emily Inlow, at inlowe@u.washington.edu

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[TheBigStupid] The Language Watch...


On NPR this morning, regarding new dietary standards from the
government: "The serving size for fat is one teaspoon - but people
never equate that right."

and from a list I'm on:
***

A genuine e-mail that has just arrived in my inbox:

"sir,
Im a Under Graduate in Computer Science and im very inmtrested in
AI .How do i start leaning with it wud be gr8 if i can be given the
oppurtinity to be involved in some project.Can u plz guide me on
this :-)

thanking you"

Suggestions that Artificial Intelligence and humans will meet halfway
appear to be wildly optimistic...

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Monday, April 18, 2005

Re: [TheBigStupid] K Records - lying sacks


It's just that Nam hasn't given Calvin a bwow job.

Matt Love wrote:

>I just got a mailing from K Records today. Among other items:
>
>Fred Thomas / Nedelle split 45 (Ypsilanti)
>A single featuring Fred Thomas and Nedelle, made especially for their
>tour around the U.S. They stopped in Olympia last week and delivered a
>handful to the K Mail Order Dept., which also distributes a 45 by Fred
>Thomas' band Saturday Looks Good to Me, "The Girl's Distracted".
>
>Damn it, I hate it when people lie to me and I find out. I'm sure they
>lie to me all the time, and I'm happy as a clam until I find out, and
>then it really pisses me off. Compair this with what they said to me
>before:
>
>---------- Forwarded message ----------
>From: Mariella Luz
>Date: Feb 3, 2005 3:13 PM
>Subject: RE: [Fwd: Your print catalog]
>To: matt.mattlove1@gmail.com
>Cc: joel@krecs.com
>
>
>Hi Matt-
>
>I am sorry but we don't carry other artist at this time. We stopped doing
>outside distribution a couple of years ago and now we only sell our own
>stuff. Good luck!
>
>thanks,
>Mariella
>
>From: Matt Love
>Date: 2005/02/03 Thu AM 09:52:54 PST
>To: info@krecs.com
>Subject: Your print catalog
>
>Dear Sir or Ms:
>
>While it appears that the online catalog only contains music released
>on the K label, does the print catalog still contain other artists?
>
>I ask because I am working to help artist Nam Seung Hee to try to gain
>an audience outside of South Korea where she is based.
>
>Her music is acoustic guitar based rock. Most of her songs are in
>Korean, but I feel the beauty of the material transcends language.
>
>I have no interest in this other than friendship; I'm not a manager or
>promoter, just an old guy with a couple of early recordings on K
>(Wimps and Manta Man on the Lets Together compilation) who's trying to
>support a talented young artist.
>
>Is there room in the catalog for CDs by Nam Seung Hee?
>
>Thank you,
>
>Matt Love
>
>
>
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[TheBigStupid] :the:black:suns:of:resistance: wears army boots


This is great, some guy was egosurfing his band's name, and he found
my website, because I posted a musicians classified ad because the guy
was so stupid. Seems this guy has a beef with the guy too!

Hey Mr. :the:black:suns:of:resistance:, if you end up back here on
your next egosurfing safari, check out my music at

www.soundclick.com/mrroboto
www.soundclick.com/bloodparadise
www.soundclick.com/bureaucratica

You'll never want to sacrifice another infant again, you'll want to
sacrifice ME!

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: :the:black:suns:of:resistance:
Date: Apr 15, 2005 8:47 PM
Subject: [Can Yo' ass Dig It?] 4/15/2005 08:38:17 PM
To: matt.mattlove1@gmail.com

that is bullshit..that is an old unearthly trance guitarist who QUIT
many years ago and and is using MY bands to try to get some members..
WEAK!

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[TheBigStupid] K Records - lying sacks


I just got a mailing from K Records today. Among other items:

Fred Thomas / Nedelle split 45 (Ypsilanti)
A single featuring Fred Thomas and Nedelle, made especially for their
tour around the U.S. They stopped in Olympia last week and delivered a
handful to the K Mail Order Dept., which also distributes a 45 by Fred
Thomas' band Saturday Looks Good to Me, "The Girl's Distracted".

Damn it, I hate it when people lie to me and I find out. I'm sure they
lie to me all the time, and I'm happy as a clam until I find out, and
then it really pisses me off. Compair this with what they said to me
before:

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Mariella Luz
Date: Feb 3, 2005 3:13 PM
Subject: RE: [Fwd: Your print catalog]
To: matt.mattlove1@gmail.com
Cc: joel@krecs.com

Hi Matt-

I am sorry but we don't carry other artist at this time. We stopped doing
outside distribution a couple of years ago and now we only sell our own
stuff. Good luck!

thanks,
Mariella

From: Matt Love
Date: 2005/02/03 Thu AM 09:52:54 PST
To: info@krecs.com
Subject: Your print catalog

Dear Sir or Ms:

While it appears that the online catalog only contains music released
on the K label, does the print catalog still contain other artists?

I ask because I am working to help artist Nam Seung Hee to try to gain
an audience outside of South Korea where she is based.

Her music is acoustic guitar based rock. Most of her songs are in
Korean, but I feel the beauty of the material transcends language.

I have no interest in this other than friendship; I'm not a manager or
promoter, just an old guy with a couple of early recordings on K
(Wimps and Manta Man on the Lets Together compilation) who's trying to
support a talented young artist.

Is there room in the catalog for CDs by Nam Seung Hee?

Thank you,

Matt Love


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Saturday, April 16, 2005

[TheBigStupid] A Younger Girl


Of course we like it. EVEN without a specific person in mind, the
proportion of girls who are younger has risen to include just about
all of them.


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Friday, April 15, 2005

[TheBigStupid] Fwd: Matt - Your CD Baby Order! (#826588)


for once, I'm not complaining about something stupid. In fact, I think
this is pretty damn cool and funny. I will order from them again!

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: CD Baby loves Matt
Date: Apr 15, 2005 8:06 PM
Subject: Matt - Your CD Baby Order! (#826588)
To: matt.mattlove1@gmail.com

Matt -

Thanks for your order with CD Baby!

Shipping Address
================
Matt Love
11015 ECKENSTAM JOHNSON RD
ANDERSON ISLAND, WA 98303-9618
Email: matt.mattlove1@gmail.com

Qty Description Price Total
=== =========== ===== =====
1 DARREN LOCK: sows' ears & silk purses $7.99 $7.99
1 DANGER BIRD: lord stevens $12.99 $12.99

Sub Total $20.98
Shipping $3.85
Grand Total $24.83

Your CDs have been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with
sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CDs and polished them to make
sure they were in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over
the crowd as he put your CDs into the finest gold-lined box that
money can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party
marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of
Portland waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in
our private CD Baby jet on this day, Friday, April 15th.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did.
Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year". We're all
exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Thank you once again,

Derek Sivers, president, CD Baby
the little CD store with the best new independent music
phone: 1-800-448-6369 email: cdbaby@cdbaby.com
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Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Re: [Canadianclassicrocksuckers] Digest Number 337

Nice boy say big problem with military - bang bang shoot shoot kill
people, beat wives and girlfriends too no good.

Fuck a hippy, live happily ever after.

www.soundclick.com/sonsofsarookh

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> Nice girl want to make some friends in military and enjoy pleasure with those who can be my friend.
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About Me:Main Interest
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Favorite Animal Antlion
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lunaparadoxJust Joined! Joined: 03 Mar 2003Posts: 1 Posted: Mon Mar
03, 2003 4:29 pm Post subject: music production

I've been thinking of moving to linux for some time now. The main
purpose of my home computer is music production. I was wondering what
tools there are for working with music? sequencers, audio editors,
effects ect.

From: lunaparadox ( [EMAIL REMOVED] )
Date: Jan 3, 2004
Subject: [OT] For Sale: midiman 3 by 8 midi thru

Midiman midithru 3X8 for sale.
Just letting you guys know.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2369594783&category=1287&rd=1
lunaparadox

From: lunaparadox
Subject: [OT] for sale: KORG EA1
Newsgroups: gmane.comp.audio.emagic.logic.users
Date: 2004-03-15 02:46:00 GMT (1 year, 4 weeks, 11 hours and 11 minutes ago)
Letting every one know that I'm forced to sale my Korg EA1.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3711462060&category=38071&sspagename=STRK%3AMESSE%3AIT&rd=1

Solo project by Mike Phillips. I've been in the underground scene for
20 years making music with bands that range from punk to trance, In
the Tallahassee area with bands like The Final Sound, Seriosity,
Blacklight Poster Child, T.O.R.N., Subtek, and Last but not least Luna
ParaDoX.

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/5/lunaparadox.htm

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Monday, April 11, 2005

Steven Spielberg will NOT be directing "Plan 13 From Outer Space"

Spielberg was in the running, but he's a little to slick. I think that
Mark Sabourin will do a better job of keeping it real. I assume that
Icepac was just trying to be nice.

daily.scoopy.net/funhouse/ craparchives/2005_03_24_craparchives.htm

Thursday, March 24, 2005

Steven Spielberg will NOT be directing the new Baywatch film for
Dreamworks. They would like to announce that he will also NOT be
directing:
Bill and Ted's Heinous Heist
Leonard, Part 7
Anal Intruders #68 and #70 (there is no #69 because it is all anal)
Doug's Second Movie
Matthew Lillard: A Man and His Movies
Arthur 3: Shaken, not Stirred
Burn, Hollywood, Burn Again: A Steven Spielberg Film
Still Can't Stop the Music
Cooler Than Ice
Gymkata II
It's Pat Again!
Plan 13 From Outer Space
Pedos: the Foot of Fate
Police Academy 8: The Bogota Beat
Wilder Wilder West
Dirty Dancing Three: The Bo Bolero

Comments:
I was disappointed that I couldn't get Speilberg to direct the epic
"Plan 13 From Outer Space" but I am going to go into discussion with a
local (Olympia WA) filmmaker, Mark Sabourin, about directing this
movie. The cast list at http://voices.fuzzy.com/show.idc?show_id=9842
is no longer accurate; Woody Longacre will no longer be played by
Filli Delphi, but the rest remain committed to the project.

# posted by Icepac : 10:43 AM

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Re: [TennesseeWayne] Don't Die Tennessee Wayne!

Great to have enthusiastic new members! to keep it going, we really
need to attract more people like you - more people to spread the
faith, and more people to remix remix remix.

Even though I've never met you, I'm betting that you know at least two
people who could do a remix on Tennessee - at your workplace, people
you've met on the bus - the world is a live with the sound of
remixing, so get out there and recruit, recruit, recruit!

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