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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Fwd: FW: READ!!!! it was on the newsl

Hy Austin, It's nice to know these things actually work. I got one that I'm going to check out right away.  I need what this guy is promising more than money.


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Subject: Fwd:  Fw:  Check it out, it's the real thing!
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Hey, guys, I know it seems hard to believe, but you should listen to my song "Hit Bush With A Shoe" which you can hear at 

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=706909&songID=7164959
and you should forward this to everybody you know.  
I think you'll pretty find your chakras getting all tuned up and stuff, your  kundalini will rise, and your third nostril will open.
Write back anytime if you want more help!
Joe

On Wed, Feb 25, 2009 at 4:51 AM, Austin Kelley <austinamerican@gmail.com> wrote:
Hey, it worked for my aunt in California! She got a check for $60,000, I think (She has a lot of people in her address book). Here's a picture from the local paper. No need to even "check" Snopes.com  (no pun intended)...

check.jpg

On Wed, Feb 25, 2009 at 12:27 AM, <dr.tomosco@gmail.com> wrote:
No way is this possibly true....???!!! dr.T
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Subject: Fwd: FW: READ!!!! it was on the newsl
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> > This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago.
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> > Dear Friends; Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.
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> > For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and ! for every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a check.
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> > I thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and within days, I receive a check for $24, 800.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this, Bill gates is the man.
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> > It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10, 000.00. We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor /UT game. She showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4, 324.44 and was stamped 'Paid in full'
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> > When you forward this e-mail to friends, Intel can and will track it ( if you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week time period.
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] my sympathies to his family

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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Good news, we're not going to have to face Baby Harpoon Alone...

TommyRebel 1965 wrote to me:

I LOVE your channel!
Hey great stuff!

Wanna SUB 4 SUB?

I ALWAYS SUB Back!

When liberty comes with hands dabbled in blood it is hard to shake hands with her..

I replied: 

Re: I LOVE your channel!
Hey RebelTommy 1965

Yes I will sub to your channel if you promise to support me in the upcoming shitstorm that's about to be unleashed when Blood Paradise and Baby Harpoon get started on it.

We're gonna need all the firepower we can get, those dudes are young, but you know how young men are... they're reckless, they think they are bullet proof.

With you on our side, I think we may prevail. But just barely.

Matt

And RebelTommy 1965 got my back:

Re: I LOVE your channel!

You will always have my support! I fight for the people


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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: Re: Comment posted on "Blood Paradise - Not With A Bang, But With A Whisper"

I am disappointed by the hostility of somebody that I thought of as a kind of musical protege... I had to reluctantly issue a response that was cruel, but fair...


> reedsk8er93 has made a comment on Blood Paradise - Not With A Bang, But With A Whisper:
> (25 minutes ago)
>
> what the fuck is this stupid shit

So I quite sensiblly replied:

> mattlove1
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> It is the sound of your tiny little penis pleading for mercy when surrounded by the gigantic engorged manroot tubers of the Blood Paradise men.
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> © 2009 YouTube, LLC


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Saturday, February 07, 2009

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Urgent message from President Obama

David --

I hope you don't mind if I'm a little informal with you here, but you seem to feel we're on a first name basis.

Please tell President Obama that if he wants us to work for him, he's got to work for us.  First and foremost, if he wants to avoid economic catastrophe, he needs to forget his folly in Afghanistan. Afghanistan was the straw that broke the Soviet Union's back, it would surely do the same to us in these desperate times.  And of course, he is making a serious error in taking the fight into Pakistan, he should immediately forget that.

Rather than increasing the US military budget by 40 billion dollars this year, he should be reducing it.  Part of the reason that we are in the mess we are in today is because since WWII, the government has been priming the economy by injecting huge amounts of money into the military sector, surely the most inefficient way of doing this, since military spending is by its nature almost entirely waste.

We need change we can trust, yet people are perplexed that President Obama has filled his cabinet with the same old faces that brought us into this situation.  Surely he could have found room in his "team of rivals" for the two most worthy opponents he faced, Cynthia McKinney and Ralph Nader, but no, we get Democratic Party hacks, and Clinton warm-overs. 

In case you haven't read the article from the San Francisco Chronicle I've attached. This is what many progressives are already thinking, and it's only a matter of time until everybody is thinking this way.  Please ask President Obama to keep Sirota's words of wisdom in mind when he makes future appointments.. I know I will.

Matt

Despite Obama's promises, rival views are scrubbed from White House

by David Sirota

The San Francisco Chronicle

2/6/09

Only weeks ago, the political world was buzzing about a "team of rivals." America was told that finally, after years of yes-men running the government, we were getting a president who would follow President Abraham Lincoln's lead, fill his administration with varying viewpoints, and glean empirically sound policy from the clash of ideas. Little did we know that "team of rivals" was what George Orwell calls "newspeak": an empty slogan "claiming that black is white, in contradiction of the plain facts."

Obama's national security team, for instance, includes not a single Iraq war opponent. The president has not only retained President George W. Bush's defense secretary, Robert Gates, but also 150 other Bush Pentagon appointees. The only "rivalry" is between those who back increasing the already bloated defense budget by an absurd amount and those who aim to boost it by a ludicrous amount.

Of course, that lockstep uniformity pales in comparison to the White House's economic team - a squad of corporate lackeys disguised as public servants.

At the top is Lawrence Summers, the director of Obama's National Economic Council. As President Bill Clinton's Treasury secretary in the late 1990s, Summers worked with his deputy, Timothy Geithner (now Obama's Treasury secretary), and Clinton aide Rahm Emanuel (now Obama's chief of staff) to champion job-killing trade deals and deregulation that Obama Commerce Secretary Judd Gregg helped shepherd through Congress as a Republican senator. Now, this pinstriped band of brothers is proposing a "cash for trash" scheme that would force the public to guarantee the financial industry's bad loans. It's another ploy "to hand taxpayer dollars to the banks through a variety of complex mechanisms," says economist Dean Baker - and noticeably absent is anything even resembling a "rival" voice inside the White House.

That's not an oversight. From former federal officials like Robert Reich and Brooksley Born, to Nobel prize-winning economists like Joseph Stiglitz and Paul Krugman, to business leaders like Leo Hindery Jr., there's no shortage of qualified experts who have challenged market fundamentalism. But they have been barred from an administration focused on ideological purity. In Hindery's case, the blacklisting was explicit. Despite this venture capitalist establishing a well-respected think tank and serving as a top economic adviser to Obama's campaign, Politico.com reports that "Obama's aides appear never to have taken his bid (for an administration post) seriously." Why? Because he "set himself up in opposition" to Wall Street's agenda.

The anecdote highlights how, regardless of election hoopla, Washington is the same one-party town it always has been - controlled not by Democrats or Republicans, but by Kleptocrats (i.e., thieves). Their ties to money make them the undead zombies in the slash-and-burn horror flick that is American politics: No matter how many times their discredited theologies are stabbed, torched and shot down by verifiable failure, their careers cannot be killed. Somehow, these political immortals are allowed to mindlessly lunge forward, never answering to rivals - even if that rival is the president himself.

Remember, while Obama said he wants to slash "billions of dollars in wasteful spending" at the Pentagon, his national security team is demanding a $40 billion increase in defense spending (evidently, the "ludicrous" faction got its way). Obama also said he wants to crack down on the financial industry, strengthen laws encouraging the government to purchase American goods, and transform trade policy. Yet, his economic team is not just promising to support more bank bailouts, but also to weaken "Buy America" statutes and make sure new legislation "doesn't signal a change in our overall stance on trade," according to the president's spokesman.

Indeed, if an authentic "rivalry" were going to erupt, it would have been between Obama's promises and his team of zombies. Unfortunately, the latter seems to have won before the competition even started.

© 2009 The San Francisco Chronicle

David Sirota is a bestselling author whose newest book is The Uprising [1]. He is a fellow at the Campaign for America's Future and a board member of the Progressive States Network-both nonpartisan organizations. His blog is at www.credoaction.com/sirota [2].



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This is almost as rewarding as Ooga Chakking... I'm helping people out and doing a little self-promotion at the same time. 

I'm glad that this guy valued the wisdom of my answer...


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The other day I read a newspaper story about a baby that was born in an airplane. Since they were over Canada, the child is considered Canadian. But the plane was an American airline. Wouldn't that make the baby born on American soil? any comments?
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Never mind that, what I want to know is if the plane crossed the international dateline, would the baby have to be born all over again? That could get tricky.

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