It's All About Me, Man

I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

New Feature: Celebrity hasbeen sightings

I saw Axl Rose hanging out in the Seattle bus tunnel yesterday. Man,
he looked terrible. Old, and withered. and so 5 minutes ago.

Lindsey Lohan was nowhere to be seen, so she must not be a hasbeen

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