I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Monday, July 02, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Presidents-In-Drag] Digest Number 161

would have worked much better with Bush. I can't believe that people
keep pushing this crap, particularly on lists that are supposed to be
funny, like that sporkiatric group. it was over run by toothless
rednecks.

It's like if they asked people "who's worse, hitler or the taco bell
dog" and everybody south of the mason dixon line agreed that the taco
bell dog was worse, because he might have crossed the border
illegally.

I don't have time for such stupidity.

On 1 Jul 2007 09:21:53 -0000, Presidents-In-Drag@yahoogroups.com
<Presidents-In-Drag@yahoogroups.com> wrote:
> There are 2 messages in this issue.
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> Topics in this digest:
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> 1. Hillary's first nights as President..... ..HaHaHeHeHoHo....HoHo!!!!
> From: President of the United STOOGE
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> 2. Saturn and Venus Collide--Almost..aind that ain't ALLLLL !!!!
> From: President of the United STOOGE
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> 1. Hillary's first nights as President..... ..HaHaHeHeHoHo....HoHo!!!!
> Posted by: "President of the United STOOGE" arexar4@yahoo.com arexar4
> Date: Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:39 am ((PDT))
>
> "Bobbie B. Knechtel" missbobbiebinsc@yahoo.com wrote:
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> January 1 2009
> HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT
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> Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President. She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White House.
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> She has waited several years for this.
>
> FIRST NIGHT
>
> Suddenly!
> The ghost of George Washington appears to her,
> and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
>
> Washington says,
>
> "Never tell a lie."
> "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
>
> SECOND NIGHT
>
> The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
> Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
>
> Jefferson says,
>
> "Listen to the people."
> "Oh hh! I really don't want to do that."
>
>
> THIRD NIGHT
> On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
> Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
>
>
> Lincoln says,
>
>
> "Go to the theater."
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> If you are feeling a bit crazy, join my group...
> Sporkiatric Center of The Mind
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sporkiatric/
>
> Then check out the SPORK video by Matt Love
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6BJLFDvrI0
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>
> There's a NewKid in town and everybody's talking about him...
> http://soundclick.com/remotepossibility
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> Each and everytime a butterfly flutters it's wings in one part of the universe,
> Cybill SHEPHERD gets laid in another and MY MOTHER farts !
> http://cybill.com
>
> FWD to EVERYONE you know if you beleive in Everyone you know.
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>
> There's a NewKid in town and everybody's talking about him...
> http://soundclick.com/remotepossibility
>
> Each and everytime a butterfly flutters it's wings in one part of the universe,
> Cybill SHEPHERD gets laid in another and MY MOTHER farts !
> http://cybill.com
>
> FWD to EVERYONE you know if you beleive in Everyone you know.
>
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> 2. Saturn and Venus Collide--Almost..aind that ain't ALLLLL !!!!
> Posted by: "President of the United STOOGE" arexar4@yahoo.com arexar4
> Date: Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:15 am ((PDT))
>
>
> george n3ish@comcast.net wrote: Space Weather News for June 29, 2007
>
> > http://spaceweather.com
>
> >
> > VENUS & SATURN: Saturn and Venus are converging in the sunset sky for a
> > beautiful close encounter this weekend. At closest approach on Saturday,
> > June 30th, the two planets will be a mere 2/3rds of a degree apart. It's
> > a pretty sight for the unaided eye, and a great target for backyard
> > telescopes. Even small 'scopes will reveal the rings of Saturn and the
> > crescent shape of Venus. Check http://spaceweather.com for sky maps and
> > more information.
> >
> > FIRST LIGHT FOR AIM: NASA's AIM spacecraft is sending back its first
> > pictures of noctilucent clouds from Earth orbit. The clouds photographed
> > by AIM have the same intricate structure and electric-blue glow familiar
> > to sky watchers on Earth, but the panoramic view afforded by the
> > spacecraft's 600 km high orbit is unlike anything we've seen before. Check
> > today's edition of http://spaceweather.com for one of AIM's first light
> > images plus an updated gallery of ground-based sightings.
> >
> > If a friend sent you this alert and you would like to subscribe, click
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> There's A New Kid In Town
> "Remote Possibility"
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> http://soundclick.com/remotepossibility
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> Brought to you by Matt LOVE,
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> http://presidentoftheunitedstuds.piczo.com
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> Any Further Questions:
> n3ish@comcast.net
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>
> There's a NewKid in town and everybody's talking about him...
> http://soundclick.com/remotepossibility
>
> Each and everytime a butterfly flutters it's wings in one part of the universe,
> Cybill SHEPHERD gets laid in another and MY MOTHER farts !
> http://cybill.com
>
> FWD to EVERYONE you know if you beleive in Everyone you know.
>
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