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Thursday, June 01, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] all the girls love to talk to matt....

The transcript of an IM chat I have with a nice girl.

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void_lisa: hi... anyone therr?
mattlove: somebody is here
void_lisa: ohh your there hi...
void_lisa: a/s/l (age sex locattion)?
mattlove: 49/ m/ wenatchee
void_lisa: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your prrofile. thought you might
like to chat.
void_lisa: so what have you been up to mattlove?
mattlove: eating raspberries and checking the time
void_lisa: cooll. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting
kinda horny (*blushes)
mattlove: yeah, Dan Rather has that effect on me too
void_lisa: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? please please...
mattlove: can you drill a hole in my head remotely?
void_lisa: i think ill just take that as a yes... being as that im
starting to get real horny here.. lol ok?
mattlove: well if you say so. give me a minute, I need to wipe up some vomit
void_lisa: alright how bout i get down on my knees in front of you
and help you out of your pants?
mattlove: i just choked on a dog biscuit, it was messy
mattlove: I had been drinking a lot, and the biscuit started looking
pretty good to me...
mattlove: but because I was drunk, I swallowed wrong!
void_lisa: tell me wht you want me to do with you while i slip out of
my panties
void_lisa: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down
between my legs and part my moist lips
mattlove: jeez, what a mess
void_lisa: oh it feels so good. Im holdding your pulsing cock in my
hand, my shiny red fingernails dig gently into your balls, while my
full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
mattlove: and then the dog bit me because I ate all his biscuits
void_lisa: open my webbsite so you can look at me while im sucking
you. use the link in my profile!
mattlove: don't you hate it when that happens?
void_lisa: what o you think of my pics?
mattlove: now I have to clean up the blood
void_lisa: shit the phone. dont stop stroking it. hold on....
mattlove: once I swallowed a phone, it hurt when I shit it.
mattlove: you have my sympathy.
void_lisa: sorry, I have to take this call, pobly take bout five
minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my
cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there
mattlove: well, that sounds like a pretty good idea. I'll get some
Xanax, then I'll mosey on over

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Monday, May 29, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [human-ignorance] Re: Sun to Blame for Global Warming

Well, when Ronald Reagan informed me that trees were the major cause
of pollution, it really put my mind at ease. I stopped worrying and
learned to love Weyerhaeuser.

In fact, it inspired me to form a little group, a few Republican
panaceas and myself, and what we do is we go around at night and cut
down trees! We call our group the Humanity Liberation Front (HLF),
and we feel good about doing our part to protect the human race from
the terrorist expansionism of trees.

Now that I am aware of the threat from the sun, I'm going to encourage
the group to expand our operations, shift our focus from earth to
space, and see what we can do to cool down the sun. I remember in the
past some wise scientist proposed shooting the earth's nuclear waste
into the sun - that just might do the trick!

Get with the countdown, shake this square world and blast off for kicksville!

Matt
www.soundclick.com/BloodParadise

On 5/29/06, Geoff <teppich_maus@yahoo.de> wrote:
> Although climate changes and trends are on the whole a process of
> mother nature, this is not to say that humans do not play a part in
> our ecosystem. In the same way that we would conserve water during a
> drought, or conserve food during a famine, we should be taking the
> logical path of responsible behavior during this "global warming"
> trend.
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> Let us not confuse global warming with reckless pollution.
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> <matt.mattlove1@...> wrote:
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> Thank goodness, now I can get that SUV I always wanted, and stop
> worrying about global warming! Thank you for sharing this and for
> advancing the cause of human ignorance!
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: is it me you looking for?

Hi Katelyn

What do you have in mind, some kind of four-way with me and duke 23
and parodox6?

Well, as Alice Cooper once quipped, I'm not Bisexual, I'm trysexual,
I'll try anything once!

But I have to warn you, I can only get sexually aroused when the music
of SongPoet is playing on the stereo. You (that's you other two guys,
too) should check it out at www.soundclick.com/songpoet and let me
know if you can dig that. Get with the countdown, shake this square
world and blast off for kicksville!

On 5/29/06, Katelyn <cpntdxqt@gma.com> wrote:
> Hi there lovelby,
> This kindc of opportunity comes ones in a life. I don't want
> to miss it. Do you? I am cominag to yourc bplacec in few days
> and I though may be we can meet each other. If you don't mind
> I can send you my picture. I am a girl.
> You bcan correspond with me using my email qjc@freemailserv.com
>
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[CanYoAssDigIt] RE: Springsteen takes political tone on tour

Dear Tamera Conniff:

I read this quote from you in Reuters:

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"People will sort of endure Bruce's politics because they just love
the music," said Tamara Conniff, executive editor and associate
publisher of Billboard magazine, in a telephone interview before the
concert.
***

I really have to disagree with you on this point. People love
Springsteen's politics, and they hate the politics of the people and
institutions he opposes. The president's approval has sunk into the
20s, providing confirmation that Springsteen is on the right track.

I wonder if you might be sort of mentally stuck in the time when your
father's group, the Ray Conniff Singers, offered the musical of bland
comfort food while war was waged on the population of another hapless
country. Ray may have left performing and recording radical tunes
like Guantanamera to firebrands like The Sandpipers, but it's a new
era and everybody's getting political: Springsteen, Neil Young, REM,
Bruce Cockburn, Steve Earle, Sheryl Crow , Radiohead, Dave Matthews
Band.... it goes on and on, and people respond to the polical message
because they are starved for truth... but things have changed; it's a
new era so get with the countdown, shake this square world and blast
off for kicksville!

Matt Love
www.soundclick.com/bloodparadise

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Sunday, May 28, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] RE: [human-ignorance] Sun to Blame for Global Warming

Thank goodness, now I can get that SUV I always wanted, and stop worrying about global warming!  Thank you for sharing this and for advancing the cause of human ignorance!

Matt
www.soundclick.com/BloodParadise
Ignorant music for ignorant humans!


On 5/28/06, Geoff < teppich_maus@yahoo.de > wrote:
Sun to Blame for Global Warming
by John Carlisle

Those looking for the culprit responsible for global warming have
missed the obvious choice - the sun. While it may come as a
newsflash to some, scientific evidence conclusively shows that the
sun plays a far more important role in causing global warming and
global cooling than any other factor, natural or man-made. In fact,
what may very well be the ultimate ironic twist in the global
warming controversy is that the same solar forces that caused 150
years of warming are on the verge of producing a prolonged period of
cooling.

The evidence for future cooling is supported by considerable
scientific research that has only recently begun to come to light.
It wasn't until 1980, with the aid of NASA satellites, that
scientists definitively proved that the sun's brightness - or
radiance - varies in intensity, and that these variations occur in
predictable cyclical patterns. This was a crucial discovery because
the climate models used by greenhouse theory proponents always
assumed that the sun's radiance was constant. With that assumption
in hand, they could ignore solar influences and focus on other
influences, including human.

That turned out to be a reckless assumption. Further investigation
revealed that there is a strong correlation between the variations
in solar irradiance and fluctuations in the Earth's temperature.
When the sun gets dimmer, the Earth gets cooler; when the sun gets
brighter, the Earth gets hotter. So important is the sun in climate
change that half of the 1.5° F temperature increase since 1850 is
directly attributable to changes in the sun. According to NASA
scientists David Lind and Judith Lean, only one-quarter of a degree
can be ascribed to other causes, such as greenhouse gases, through
which human activities can theoretically exert some influence.

The correlation between major changes in the Earth's temperature and
changes in solar radiance is quite compelling. A perfect example is
the Little Ice Age that lasted from 1650 to 1850. Temperatures in
this era fell to as much as 2° F below today's temperature, causing
the glaciers to advance, the canals in Venice to freeze and major
crop failures. Interestingly, this dramatic cooling happened in a
period when the sun's radiance had fallen to exceptionally low
levels. Between 1645 and 1715, the sun was in a stage that
scientists refer to as the Maunder Minimum. In this minimum, the sun
has few sunspots and low magnetism which automatically indicates a
lower radiance level. When the sun began to emerge from the minimum,
radiance increased and by 1850 the temperature had warmed up enough
for the Little Ice Age to end.

The Maunder Minimum is not an isolated event: it is a cyclical
phenomenon that typically appears for 70 years following 200-300
years of warming. With only a few exceptions, whenever there is a
solar minimum, the Earth gets colder. For example, Europe in the
13th and 15th Centuries experienced significantly lower temperatures
and in both cases the cold spells coincided with a minimum. Similar
correlations were found in the 9th Century and again in the 7th
Century. Since 8700 B.C., there have been at least ten major cold
periods similar to the Little Ice Age. Nine of those ten cold spells
coincided with Maunder Minima.

There is no reason to believe that this 10,000-year-old cycle of
solar-induced warming and cooling will change. Dr. Sallie Baliunas,
an astrophysicist with the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for
Astrophysics and one of the nation's leading experts on global
climate change, believes that we may be nearing the end of a solar
warming cycle. Since the last minimum ended in 1715, Baliunas says
there is a strong possibility that the Earth will start cooling off
in the early part of the 21st Century.

Indeed, it could already be happening. Of the 1.5° F in warming the
planet experienced over the last 150 years, two-thirds of that
increase, or one degree, occurred between 1850 and 1940. In the last
50 years, the planetary temperature increased at a significantly
slower rate of 0.5° F - precisely when dramatically increasing
amounts of man-made carbon dioxide emissions should have been
accelerating warming. Further buttressing the arguments for future
cooling is the evidence from NASA satellites that the global
temperature has actually fallen 0.04° F since 1979.

Of course, it is impossible to precisely predict when solar radiance
will drop and global temperatures will begin falling. But one thing
is certain: There is little evidence that mankind is responsible for
global warming. There is considerable evidence that the sun causes
warming and will most likely stimulate cooling in the not so distant
future.

# # #

John K. Carlisle is the Director of The National Center for Public
Policy Research's Environmental Policy Task Force. Comments may be
sent to JCarlisle@nationalcenter.org.


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Saturday, May 27, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Blob has written a story about you!

Blob clearly knows what she's talking about:

Lovehappens sez: Hi Matt,

Blob has written a story about you, and it's waiting for your approval!

username: bl0b
How Blob knows you:
on lovehappens

and here it is, the story:

What makes this person a great catch:
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuum he's... very very clever & actually kindly . u can test it!!!

LoveHappens Inc., 222 Sutter St, 5th Flr, San Francisco, CA 94108

http://www.lovehappens.com

****

I'm already caught, but I appreciate the sentiment!

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Sunday, May 21, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [canadianclassicrock] From the people who brought you Abba and Celine Dioff ...

Hey Renz,

you were so certain they wouldn't win! How I wish I would have put
some money down at those 11 to 1 odds...

I guess you don't know everything there is to know about the music
business after all... oh, sure, everybody loves Kelly Clarkson and
Mariah Carey, but from now on, when it comes to the Majesty of Rock,
and the Pageantry of Roll, Make Mine Lordi!

Prepare for the Arockalypse!

The day of rockoning is at hand!

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Whisky Howl <snerkli@yahoo.ca>
Date: May 21, 2006 12:46 AM
Subject: [canadianclassicrock] From the people who brought you Abba
and Celine Dioff ...
To: canadianclassicrock@yahoogroups.com

Finland's Monster Rockers Lordi Sweep to Victory in Eurovision

May 21 (Bloomberg) -- Lordi, a Finnish heavy-metal band that performs
in monster masks, won the 51st Eurovision Song Contest in Athens, the
first time Finland has won the contest in 40 years of trying.

``Hard Rock Hallelujah'' received 292 points from a telephone vote in
38 countries, beating Russian heart-throb Dima Bilan, who received 248
points. Bosnia-Herzegovina's Hari Mata Hari, a star in the former
Yugoslavia before the country descended into civil war in the early
1990s, was third with 229 points.

Lordi's victory will bring the Eurovision Song Contest to Finland for
the first time. Best known for Nokia phones, Finland had never placed
higher than sixth in the Eurovision Song Contest, the world's
most-watched song contest.

``How weird is this,'' the singer known as ``Mr. Lordi'' said in a
televised news conference after the event. ``We're a rock band and we
just won a pop song contest.''

First held in 1956, the Eurovision contest is best known for launching
the careers of performers such as Abba and Celine Dion. Last year's
final in the Ukraine was watched by more than 100 million viewers in
40 countries, three times the number of viewers who watched the final
of ``American Idol,'' the biggest U.S. television hit.

Lordi, rated 11/1 to win the final by bookmakers William Hill on
Friday, beat the favorites, Sweden's Carola and Greece's Anna Vissi,
the host country's entrant. Malta's Fabrizio Faniello avoided the
dreaded ``null'' points when it received one point from Albania,
placing last.

Twenty-four countries competed in the final, including first-timer
Armenia, which finished eighth with 129 points.

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[CanYoAssDigIt] News...

I have put a page up of wimps songs at:

www.soundclick.com/wimps

and created a myspace page at

www.myspace.com/wimpsoly ("wimp" "wimps" "thewimps" were already taken).

Myspace is where everybody goes, but soundclick allows you to upload
many songs more than myspace's total of 4, so I created pages at both
places. There are about a dozen songs at soundclick - eventually there
will be 27, several of them duplicates. as best I can remember, we had
about 18 songs at our peak - 2 of the last ones written were never
recorded as far as we know, and are lost and forgotten, so enjoy what
remains. Ron Arant provided me the mp3 files, which I appreciate a
good deal.

Mike Shaughnessy infomred me that he's on this list - I previously
said he wasn't, my mistake. Hi Mike

Thanks to Tobi for providing the link to her current band's MySpace page

http://www.myspace.com/spiderandthewebs

One song, and over 12,500 plays - between them all, the 4 wimps songs
have enjoyed an anemic 98 plays total. So indulge your nostalgia,
download some wimps, and boost those numbers.

If any of you have myspace (or other) pages for new or defunct bands,
please post the URL to the list.

Bryan, have you connected with James? I know some people were trying
to help you hook up. If it didn't work out, let me know, and I'll try
again.

Tonight I saw the future of rock and roll:

http://buttersprites.com/

and it looks (and sounds) a lot like the past. Kind of a cross
between Beat Happening and Wimps, with some B-52s and Shonin Knife
liberally mixed in. A lot of fun.

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Monday, May 15, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [ProgressiveTalk] DATA MINING AND SPYING ON AMERICANS

"And now ChoicePoint and George Bush want your blood. Forget your
phone bill. ChoicePoint, a sickened executive of the company told us
in confidence, "hope[s] to build a database of DNA samples from
every person in the United States ...linked to all the other
information held by CP [ChoicePoint]" from medical to voting
records."

And I thought that this was my one line of wild sci fi exaggeration
when I updated California Uber Alles in 2004:

Now it is 1984
Two decades late but at your door
We're here for you, resistance futile
We have your DNA on file

A couple of lines of my song "Christmas Bush" are weirdly precient, too.

Listen to them (and my other protest song "Golden Age of Beer") while
it's still legal, at:

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=104664

On 5/13/06, brian305 <brian305@yahoo.com> wrote:
> The Times and USA Today have Missed the Bigger Story -- Again
>
> By Greg Palast
>
> 05/12/06 -"ICH" - -I know you're shocked -- SHOCKED! -- that George
> Bush is listening in on all your phone calls. Without a warrant.
> That's nothing. And it's not news.
>
> This is: the snooping into your phone bill is just the snout of the
> pig of a strange, lucrative link-up between the Administration's
> Homeland Security spy network and private companies operating beyond
> the reach of the laws meant to protect us from our government. You
> can call it the privatization of the FBI -- though it is better
> described as the creation of a private KGB.
>
> The leader in the field of what is called "data mining," is a
> company, formed in 1997, called, "ChoicePoint, Inc," which has
> sucked up over a billion dollars in national security contracts.
>
> Worried about Dick Cheney listening in Sunday on your call to Mom?
> That ain't nothing. You should be more concerned that they are
> linking this info to your medical records, your bill purchases and
> your entire personal profile including, not incidentally, your
> voting registration. Five years ago, I discovered that ChoicePoint
> had already gathered 16 billion data files on Americans -- and I
> know they've expanded their ops at an explosive rate.
>
> They are paid to keep an eye on you -- because the FBI can't. For
> the government to collect this stuff is against the law unless
> you're suspected of a crime. (The law in question is the
> Constitution.) But ChoicePoint can collect if for "commercial"
> purchases -- and under the Bush Administration's suspect reading of
> the Patriot Act -- our domestic spying apparatchiks can then BUY the
> info from ChoicePoint.
>
> Who ARE these guys selling George Bush a piece of you?
>
> ChoicePoint's board has more Republicans than a Palm Beach country
> club. It was funded, and its board stocked, by such Republican sugar
> daddies as billionaires Bernie Marcus and Ken Langone -- even after
> Langone was charged by the Securities Exchange Commission with abuse
> of inside information.
>
> I first ran across these guys in 2000 in Florida when our
> Guardian/BBC team discovered the list of 94,000 "felons" that
> Katherine Harris had ordered removed from Florida's voter rolls
> before the election. Virtually every voter purged was innocent of
> any crime except, in most cases, Voting While Black. Who came up
> with this electoral hit list that gave Bush the White House?
> ChoicePoint, Inc.
>
> And worse, they KNEW the racially-tainted list of felons was bogus.
> And when we caught them, they lied about it. While they've since
> apologized to the NAACP, ChoicePoint's ethnic cleansing of voter
> rolls has been amply assuaged by the man the company elected.
>
> And now ChoicePoint and George Bush want your blood. Forget your
> phone bill. ChoicePoint, a sickened executive of the company told us
> in confidence, "hope[s] to build a database of DNA samples from
> every person in the United States ...linked to all the other
> information held by CP [ChoicePoint]" from medical to voting
> records.
>
> And ChoicePoint lied about that too. The company publicly denied
> they gave DNA to the Feds -- but then told our investigator,
> pretending to seek work, that ChoicePoint was "the number one"
> provider of DNA info to the FBI.
>
> "And that scares the hell out of me," said the executive (who has
> since left the company), because ChoicePoint gets it WRONG so often.
> We are not contracting out our Homeland Security to James Bond here.
> It's more like Austin Powers, Inc. Besides the 97% error rate in
> finding Florida "felons," Illinois State Police fired the company
> after discovering ChoicePoint had produced test "results" on rape
> case evidence ... that didn't exist. And ChoicePoint just got hit
> with the largest fine in Federal Trade Commission history for
> letting identity thieves purchase 145,000 credit card records.
>
> But it won't stop, despite Republican senators shedding big
> crocodile tears about "surveillance" of innocent Americans. That's
> because FEAR is a lucrative business -- not just for ChoicePoint,
> but for firms such as Syntech, Sybase and Lockheed-Martin -- each of
> which has provided lucrative posts or profits to connected
> Republicans including former Total Information Awareness chief John
> Poindexter (Syntech), Marvin Bush (Sybase) and Lynn Cheney (Lockheed-
> Martin).
>
> But how can they get Americans to give up our personal files, our
> phone logs, our DNA and our rights? Easy. Fear sells better than
> sex -- and they want you to be afraid. Back to today's New York
> Times, page 28: "Wider Use of DNA Lists is Urged in Fighting Crime."
> And who is providing the technology? It comes, says the Times, from
> the work done on using DNA fragments to identity victims of the
> September 11 attack. And who did that job (for $12 million, no bid)?
> ChoicePoint, Inc. Which is NOT mentioned by the Times.
>
> "Genetic surveillance would thus shift from the individual [the
> alleged criminal] to the family," says the Times -- which will
> require, of course, a national DNA database of NON-criminals.
>
> It doesn't end there. Turn to the same newspaper, page 23, with a
> story about a weird new law passed by the state of Georgia to fight
> illegal immigration. Every single employer and government agency
> will be required to match citizen or worker data against national
> databases to affirm citizenship. It won't stop illegal border
> crossing, but hey, someone's going to make big bucks on selling
> data. And guess what local boy owns the data mine? ChoicePoint,
> Inc., of Alpharetta, Georgia.
>
> The knuckleheads at the Times don't put the three stories together
> because the real players aren't in the press releases their
> reporters re-write.
>
> But that's the Fear Industry for you. You aren't safer from
> terrorists or criminals or "felon" voters. But the national wallet
> is several billion dollars lighter and the Bill of Rights is a
> couple amendments shorter.
>
> And that's their program. They get the data mine -- and we get the
> shaft.
> Greg Palast is author of Armed Madhouse: Who's Afraid of Osama
> Wolf?, China Floats Bush Sinks, The Scheme to Steal '08, No Child's
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Britney Spears' Constitutional Sedition

Britney Spears doesn't really appear in this article, I just put her
name in the Subject line because it's way more interesting that way.

impeachable, impeachable, impeachable, yadda yadda yadda.

we don't need at this stinking legal nitpicking.

All we need to do is ask ourselves WWSD - what would superman do?

Would he tap the phone lines of every single American, and catch the
bad guys and leave the good guys alone?

Of course he would.

So lets get back to American Idol and Extreme Home Makeover and stop
worrying about the government like Talking Heads said!

Right on!

May 15, 2006
General Hayden's Constitutional Sedition

Rewriting the Fourth Amendment

By DAVE LINDORFF

Bush's nominee for head of the CIA, Gen. Michael Hayden, at a press
conference, offered an interpretation of the Fourth Amendment to the
Constitution that removes the requirement of "probable cause" from
that important guarantee of freedom.

Asked by Jonathan Landay of Knight-Ridder about the Fourth Amendment's
standard of "probable cause" for issuance of a warrant for a police
search, Gen. Hayden disputed the standard.

"No, actually -- the Fourth Amendment actually protects all of us
against unreasonable search and seizure." Hayden said, trying to
correct Landay.

"But it does say probable" Landay tried to interject.

"No, the amendment says unreasonable search and seizure," snapped Hayden.

Now the problem here is that the General, who was running the National
Security Agency as it has been operating a secret program, just
disclosed by USA Today, that monitors the phone calling records of
virtually all phone customers of AT&T, Bell South and Verizon, is
selectively quoting from the Fourth Amendment.

In fact, what the Fourth Amendment says is:

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses,
papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall
not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause,
supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the
place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

The trick here is that under the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act
(FISA), the NSA is required to obtain a court warrant for any domestic
surveillance. What Bush has done is to authorize secret monitoring of
Americans communications without a warrant. At the same time, once he
was caught in the act, both Bush and Gen. Hayden have claimed that
they are following the same strict guidelines as if they were going to
court for a warrant.

Clearly, however, the standard for a warrant, as laid out by the
Founding Fathers, is "probably cause," not the much looser
"reasonable" that Hayden asserted to Landay at the press conference.

We Americans, and the members of Congress who are being asked to
consider Hayden's fitness to serve as CIA director, need to challenge
this spook's sleight of hand.

Clearly there is no "probable cause" for monitoring all the phone
records of the entire customer base of three of the nation's largest
phone service providers.

That's why Hayden tried so hard to deny that the standard for
monitoring people's communications is "probable cause."

The president and his subordinates have been found out violating the
Constitution in a serious way.

If this is not an impeachable act, I don't know what is.

Dave Lindorff is the author of Killing Time: an Investigation into the
Death Row Case of Mumia Abu-Jamal. His new book of CounterPunch
columns titled "This Can't be Happening!" is published by Common
Courage Press. Lindorff's new book, "The Case for Impeachment",
co-authored by Barbara Olshansky, is due out May 1.

He can be reached at: dlindorff@yahoo.com

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Friday, May 12, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] takes one to know one...

Mr Bush said his brother Jeb, Florida's governor, would make "a great president"



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Published on Thursday, May 11, 2006 by the Guardian / UK
Clinton Turns On Charm to Woo the Right
· Ex-first lady praises Bush's 'charm and charisma'
· Murdoch shows support as campaign kicks off
by Oliver Burkeman
 
Hillary Clinton's political shift to the right reached new territory this week as she warmly praised George Bush at a speech in Washington and defended her decision to let Rupert Murdoch sponsor a fundraising event on her behalf.
On the day that a New York Times poll found Mr Bush's approval ratings at an all-time low of 31%, the leading contender for the Democratic party's 2008 presidential nomination praised the US president's "charm and charisma".
Asked to name a good thing about Mr Bush, Ms Clinton, a New York senator, said she had been "very grateful to him for his support for New York" after the attacks on September 11 2001. Though the two had had "many disagreements" he had been "very willing to talk".
She added: "He's been affable." When she asked him for help for New York "he immediately said yes" (though the president has been accused by other politicians of falling far short of his promised $20bn, or £10.7bn, in aid and tax breaks).
Ms Clinton's strategic refashioning is fast rendering her unrecognisable from the first lady who, eight years ago, accused a "vast rightwing conspiracy" of plotting against her husband, Bill Clinton. Mr Murdoch's Fox News channel has long been one of her most strident critics, but she said yesterday of the media mogul: "He's my constituent, and I'm very gratified that he thinks I'm doing a good job."
The fundraising will ostensibly be for Ms Clinton's senate re-election campaign, but she is so far ahead in that contest as not to need the support of the only Murdoch forum that could make much of a difference, the tabloid New York Post.
Her courting of Mr Murdoch is part of a grander strategy, mirrored by statements designed to portray her as no less pugilistic on terrorism than Mr Bush. "This shows her to be a consensus-builder, someone who's not polarising," Hank Sheinkopf, a Democratic party consultant, said. "The rightwing take on her has always been that she's polarising. Certainly, there will be people on the left that may not like this relationship [with Mr Murdoch] but the fact that she could forge it speaks well of her ability to build consensus ... To be president, you've got to win the support of white Catholic men in the midwest. They don't tolerate shrieking and they don't tolerate polarisers."
But Ms Clinton's efforts risk alienating those who argue that a "Republican-lite" platform cannot draw enough support. "Afraid to offend, she has limited her policy proposals to minor, symbolic issues ... meanwhile, she remains behind the curve or downright incoherent on pressing issues such as the war in Iraq," the blogger Markos Moulitsas wrote in the Washington Post at the weekend.
Ms Clinton's most likely Republican challenger, Senator John McCain, is working vigorously, booked to speak at the Christian fundamentalist Liberty University, and the liberal New School in New York. Another possibility was raised yesterday as Mr Bush said his brother Jeb, Florida's governor, would make "a great president". Jeb Bush has said he would not run, but the president said: "I truly don't think he knows."
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Sunday, May 07, 2006

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Sunday, April 30, 2006

 

The Movie Ishtar
Current mood: blank

I love the movie Ishtar, and I want to see it come out on DVD, with
lots of extra features, and also want the soundtrack to come out. I am
very encouraged that there are more and more Ishtar fans coming out of
the closet, and proudly and boldly proclaiming their affection for
this funny and clever movie. I think that Hoffman and Beatty are at
their best in this movie. While it was great to see them together
again in Dick Tracy, it's too bad that the movie did so poorly that a
sequel was forever out of the question. At least, to paraphrase
Humphrey Bogart in that other great desert classic, "We'll always have
Ishtar."

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Dark Horse

Dustin Hoffman and Warren Beatty were at their best in Ishtar?

Dude, you're on drugs.

Have you forgotten about 'The Graduate' or 'Bonnie & Clyde'? What about Beatty's work in the classic series, 'The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis'?

I saw 'Ishtar' when it was first shown on HBO, and while that was so long ago that I can't remember specifics about the film, I certainly don't recall thinking that it was the best performance by either actor.

Posted by Dark Horse on Sunday, May 07, 2006 at 9:24 AM
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matt

I maintain they were at the top of their game. I didn't mean that their performances exceeded those other ones you mentioned, but equalled them.  I have to concede that the stark realism, the moments of tight knuckle tension and the cathartic release in explosive violence that characterized Beatty's work in "Dobie Gillis" wasn't on my mind when I wrote that, but I stand by it because this is my blog, and I'm the decider here. 

Most people who are haven't climbed aboard the Ishtar bandwagon are people who barely remember it, or have never seen it. So forget what you think you know about Ishtar, get with the countdown, shake this square world, and blast off for kicksville

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Wednesday, May 03, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: This has to be totally ineffective...

My first reaction would be that they may stop because it has inspired
them to get out of the virtual world and into the real one, and start
playing this game in real life. But NOBODY should EVER do that. That
would be wrong.

Matt Love wrote:

> Though I wasn't able to capture it in the screen print, the add shows
> Bush getting pummeled over and over again. It's very pleasant and
> soothing; why would anybody play the game and make it stop?


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[CanYoAssDigIt] This has to be totally ineffective...

Though I wasn't able to capture it in the screen print, the add shows
Bush getting pummeled over and over again. It's very pleasant and
soothing; why would anybody play the game and make it stop?


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Sunday, April 30, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Priorities

I could have put together a pretty decent collection of Golden Age comics for the at kind of money


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Number Of Iraqi Civilians Slaughtered In America's War? As Many As 250,000
 
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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Rick Reed gets a fan...

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [canadianclassicrock] TV Seance: John Lennon asks for...peace..and buy Garwoods CD

well, yoko doesn't like it so it must be good. Actually, before the fact, I thought that I read that this was done with her cooperation, so it's interesting to know that ms. crystal healing didn't sign on.

But seriously, it must be real, because John Lennon asked for peace, so I mean, c'mon, you couldn't just make that stuff up.  John Lennon asking for peace?  Didn't see that one coming.  It must have been real, to come up with such a specific, and unexpected message.

Do you think he asked for love, too?

The only part I'm skeptical about is about buying Garwood's CDs. I fully expected that he would endorce Dweebish downloads!

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TV seance: Lennon asks for...peace 2 hours, 10 minutes ago

By Sue Zeidler
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - "Peace ... The Message is Peace."
That's what the producers of a pay-television seance to contact John Lennon claimed the former Beatle said when communicating with them from beyond the grave.
The show aired on Monday on pay-TV service In Demand and was organized by the producers of a failed 2003 attempt to channel the late Princess Diana's spirit, a show that earned scathing reviews but was estimated to have grossed close to $8 million.
People who paid $9.95 to watch the pay-per-view Lennon special from 9 p.m. to 10:30 p.m. saw audio crew members, a psychic and an expert in paranormal activity claim that the late Beatle's spirit made contact with them through what is described as an Electronic Voice Phenomenon (EVP).
The EVP was discovered during a taping of a seance at La Fortuna restaurant in New York, which Lennon frequented.
The show's organizers said psychic Joe Power's voice feed went dead for a few seconds and the message was found on it when the tape of the voice feed was played back.
EVP is based on a belief that spirit voices communicate through radio and TV broadcast signals.
On the television show, filming at La Fortuna suddenly stopped and a narrator said something odd has happened. Show participants said that a mysterious voice can be heard on Power's voice feed.
The producers called in "EVP specialist" Sandra Belanger to examine the voice and she proclaimed it Lennon's.
Producer Paul Sharratt, who heads Starcast Productions and calls himself a skeptic, said hearing the voice has made him a believer.
The program was made without the knowledge or consent of Lennon's estate or his widow Yoko Ono, who declined comment.
Ono's long-time friend and spokesman Elliot Mintz has called the entire exercise "tacky, exploitative and far removed" from Lennon's way of life. "A pay-per-view seance was never his style," said Mintz.
Lennon was assassinated by a deranged fan in New York 25 years ago.



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Monday, April 24, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Oh Lordi ...

These are people who understand heavy metal: "Wings on my back/I got
horns on my head/my fangs are sharp/and my eyes are red."

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/24/world/europe/24finn.html?ex=1303531200&en=d2c01214c0985633&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss

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Probably not the next big thing in music (it is to fervently hoped -
Celine Dion did really well here ...) but definitely the funniest
article about Finland you're going to read in a long time ...

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