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Friday, April 06, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Anti-1MatthewFord] I am impressed by your photos and even touched by your profile

Yeah, there's nothing like a little bit of good old-fashioned Matthew Ford bashing to bring out the tenderness in the Sweety Honeys of the world. And then when they contact you, as this one has done, they are like low-hanging fruit. This is where you close the deal... where that train goes into the tunnel.

All you have to do is quote B-52s lyrics to them, and they'll take you down where the love honey flows, so let's get on it on!

Good Stuff by the B-52s

How about givin' me some of that good stuff 


Well...
Here it 'tis
Here it 'tis
Here it 'tis
Here it 'tis

Are you lookin' for it?
Are you lookin' for it?
You'll hear it from me
Good stuff baby

 Do you want it?


Do you know how to get it?
That good stuff baby
Good good stuff

I got sincerity that's bonifide
And a heart so fine it's certified
So let your good stuff rain down on me 
Your dang good stuff that's true and tried



Are you lookin' for it?
Are you lookin' for it?
You'll hear it from me
Good stuff baby

Do you want it?
Do you know how to get it? 
That good stuff baby
Good good stuff

 What's the use of gettin' if you ain't sharin'

My eyes are strainin' from all the starin'
You've become my magnificent obsession
So how's about joinin' my lovin' session? 


Are you ready? I'm ready
Are you ready? Uh yeah
 Are you ready for this? I guess so
Come on baby
Say whoa!

Take me down where the love honey flows
Kiss you nice, nibble your toes
Take me down where the good stuff grows
Love you nice, tickle your nose 



Good stuff, gimmie some of that good stuff
Good stuff, gimmie some of that good stuff
Good stuff, gimmie some of that good stuff
Good stuff, gimmie some of that good stuff 



The big dipper sure ain't big enough
To hold all of your dang good stuff
So let the people say we're down right nasty
I just say we're down right

That good stuff that I am seekin' 

 It's got me peakin' and it's got me freakin'
Watch my lips I am speakin'
It's got me trickin' and it's got me treatin'!
I got sincerity that's bonifide
So come on now and let your good stuff rain down on me 



(Take me down)
I want the stuff
(Take me up)
That's tried and true
Take me to the place they have the good stuff
Yeah

Take me down where the love honey flows
Kiss you nice, nibble your toes 


Take me down where the good stuff grows
Love you nice, tickle your nose

Take me down where the love honey flows 
Kiss you nice, nibble your toes
Take me down where the good stuff grows
Love you nice, tickle your nose 



Good stuff, gimmie some of that good stuff
Good stuff, gimmie some of that good stuff
Good stuff, gimmie some of that good stuff
Good stuff, gimmie some of that good stuff

Don't leave me hangin' 


I wanna be dangin'
With your dang good stuff!
Don't leave me hangin'
I wanna be dangin'
With your dang good stuff!

Hey ladies, do you want it? yeah!
Hey fellas, you got to have it, yeah! 



Gonna wallow in the lovin' hollow
Gonna wallow in your dang good stuff!
Gonna wallow in the lovin' hollow
Gonna wallow in your dang good stuff!

Hey ladies, do you want it? yeah!
 Hey fellas, you got to have it, yeah!



That good good good good good good good stuff!
That good good good good good good good stuff!

On 4/6/07, Sweety Honey < kindladywooer@yahoo.com> wrote:

Hi Honey,

I saw your profile on Yahoo, I was impressed by your photos and even touched by your profile.There must be something common between us. I want to view more of your photos and chat with you. You can know me by joining the following site. I'm loney, I want to meet you...

http://www.aboutme.com/users/sexysingle/Personal_AD.htm

May there is something swell come out between us!

Don't get soaked. Take a quick peek at the forecast
with theYahoo! Search weather shortcut.

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[CanYoAssDigIt] MyjSpace correspondence

Hi Kristy

That's pretty good, the use of my name, and age, and location, I was
curious to see how the webpage was going to be customized to maintain
the illusion that you were actually talking to cute lil old me. Fat,
bald, old me.

it got a little weak at that point -
"to the cute guy", "my area" - pretty weak. But I'm sure that before
your account gets deleted, you catch some feeble minded, sad and
desperate horny old loser.

You'll just have to be a little more clever to catch this loser.

I'm going to blog about you, come check out what I have to say at:

http://mattlove1.blogspot.com/

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: <a href='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=117006057&MyToken=8c771e6f-f0e7-4845-972a-365f533b4c89'>Kristy</a>
Date: 4/5/2007 4:36:00 AM

How's it goin? I'm Kristy, I just moved to the Wenatchee area and I
wanna meet a nice guy around here :-). I moved here to Washington a
couple of weeks ago for work and now that I'm here I have nobody to
hang out with! I read your profile... You're cute and I liked what
you had to say :-).

I'm 24/F/single and I'm lookin for a guy who is a little bit older or
more mature than me. You say you're 50 and you're cute so I guess
you're qualified :-)

My friend Jen from back home suggested I tried using myspace to meet
people in my area. I just signed up and my profile sux hehe. I do
have a blog/profile page at <a
href="http://www.wildnunn.com/">WildNunn.com</a> ... I have alot of
photos and stuff up if you wanna see me.

I left you a personal msg on my homepage and I took a new pic for you
today. Come check me out when you have a chance, k?

Lookin forward to seeyin ya,
Kristy

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Monday, April 02, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [KOWA_Update] April is Radical Arts Month

This is Evergreen, for goddess sake! Can we get a goddamn concerted
effort to get some fucking BASKETWEAVING going?!? Good golly, miss
molly!

On 4/2/07, roundandpointy@excite.com <roundandpointy@excite.com> wrote:
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> APRIL IS RADICAL ART MONTH
> All events at The Evergreen State College
> Sponsored by Carnival
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> The Beehive Collective | Sem II A1105 | Tuesday | 4/3/07 | 6:00-8:30 | FREE
> This amazing artist collective will be giving a graphic storytelling presentation of their past and newest works depicting global resistance to colonialism, militarism, & resource extraction in the Americas. You may have seen their large black and white posters around town that serve as teaching tools and storytelling aids for these issues. Come to meet the artists, learn about what the posters represent, and ask questions at the Q&A.
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> Miss Rockaway Armada | Sem II A1105 | Monday | 4/9/07 | 7:00 | FREE
> Tales from a group of 25 artists and performers that floated the Mississippi this summer on home made rafts. A group of travelers that take a hands-on approach to creating change, they will be telling stories and giving a multi media presentation on their experiences and the impact it had on themselves and the people they met.
>
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> Medicine & Printmaking Workshops | CAB 110 | Thurs | 4/19 & 4/26 | 4:00 | FREE
> Benjamin Pixie, local medicine maker, will be leading two days of workshops teaching the use of native plants for edible and medicinal purposes. We will also be taking 8 different plants and making silk screen prints of them on fabric or in your own journal. The event is free with all supplies provided.
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> The Sprockettes | Red Square | Sunday | 4/22 | 2:00 | FREE
> The world's first mini bike dance team is coming! The Sprockettes rock out on their bikes, promoting positive body image, loving bikes, and getting down with your bad self. This event will be followed by a workshop on the culture of bicycle dancing.
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> Bookbinding | CAB 315 | 4/5 & 4/11 | FREE
> How to workshop on the ancient arts of bookbinding in this two week long workshop series. Lead by members of Community Print in Olympia, the event is free with all supplies provided.
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Sunday, April 01, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [progressive] no hoods

what's wrong with these British people? I guess they have lost the ability to shut off their brains, and ignore the corruption, hypocrisy and cruelty of their government. You do that, and there goes the empire! Oops, I guess it already went! Let that be a lesson to anybody out there who is considering observing what's going on in the world, and thinking for themselves. It could happen here!

Jeez, we need to be outraged on their behalf I guess.

Go Tony Blair! Boo, hiss Iranians!

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From: patty <waytoosmart@hawaii.rr.com>
Date: Apr 1, 2007 12:29 PM
Subject: [progressive] no hoods
To: progressive@yahoogroups.com

Call that humiliation?

No hoods. No electric shocks. No beatings. These Iranians clearly are a very uncivilised bunch

Terry Jones
Saturday March 31, 2007
The Guardian
http://politics.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,,2047110,00.html

I share the outrage expressed in the British press over the treatment of our naval personnel accused by Iran of illegally entering their waters. It is a disgrace. We would never dream of treating captives like this - allowing them to smoke cigarettes, for example, even though it has been proven that smoking kills. And as for compelling poor servicewoman Faye Turney to wear a black headscarf, and then allowing the picture to be posted around the world - have the Iranians no concept of civilised behaviour? For God's sake, what's wrong with putting a bag over her head? That's what we do with the Muslims we capture: we put bags over their heads, so it's hard to breathe. Then it's perfectly acceptable to take photographs of them and circulate them to the press because the captives can't be recognised and humiliated in the way these unfortunate British service people are.

It is also unacceptable that these British captives should be made to talk on television and say things that they may regret later. If the Iranians put duct tape over their mouths, like we do to our captives, they wouldn't be able to talk at all. Of course they'd probably find it even harder to breathe - especially with a bag over their head - but at least they wouldn't be humiliated.

And what's all this about allowing the captives to write letters home saying they are all right? It's time the Iranians fell into line with the rest of the civilised world: they should allow their captives the privacy of solitary confinement. That's one of the many privileges the US grants to its captives in Guantánamo Bay.

The true mark of a civilised country is that it doesn't rush into charging people whom it has arbitrarily arrested in places it's just invaded. The inmates of Guantánamo, for example, have been enjoying all the privacy they want for almost five years, and the first inmate has only just been charged. What a contrast to the disgraceful Iranian rush to parade their captives before the cameras!

What's more, it is clear that the Iranians are not giving their British prisoners any decent physical exercise. The US military make sure that their Iraqi captives enjoy PT. This takes the form of exciting "stress positions", which the captives are expected to hold for hours on end so as to improve their stomach and calf muscles. A common exercise is where they are made to stand on the balls of their feet and then squat so that their thighs are parallel to the ground. This creates intense pain and, finally, muscle failure. It's all good healthy fun and has the bonus that the captives will confess to anything to get out of it.

And this brings me to my final point. It is clear from her TV appearance that servicewoman Turney has been put under pressure. The newspapers have persuaded behavioural psychologists to examine the footage and they all conclude that she is "unhappy and stressed".

What is so appalling is the underhand way in which the Iranians have got her "unhappy and stressed". She shows no signs of electrocution or burn marks and there are no signs of beating on her face. This is unacceptable. If captives are to be put under duress, such as by forcing them into compromising sexual positions, or having electric shocks to their genitals, they should be photographed, as they were in Abu Ghraib. The photographs should then be circulated around the civilised world so that everyone can see exactly what has been going on.

As Stephen Glover pointed out in the Daily Mail, perhaps it would not be right to bomb Iran in retaliation for the humiliation of our servicemen, but clearly the Iranian people must be made to suffer - whether by beefing up sanctions, as the Mail suggests, or simply by getting President Bush to hurry up and invade, as he intends to anyway, and bring democracy and western values to the country, as he has in Iraq.

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Saturday, March 31, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Your comments about Isthar...

In your review of Hanbando at http://www.koreanfilm.org/kfilm06.html
you wrote, "In addition, there are a gaggle of scenes in this film
that provoke unintentional hilarity, in precisely the manner in which
past Hollywood disasters such as Heaven's Gate or Ishtar have done."

It's a little difficult for me to understand what you mean. I've never
seen "heaven's Gate, but I assure you that the hilarity of Ishtar was
strictly intentional - it was, in fact a comedy... one of the funniest
(and best) movies of the 80s. I have never been able to understand why
that movie has been maligned so extremely, and unfairly.

It's actually quite good, and more and more people are coming to
realize that. I think this is going to be a great year for Ishtar...
the 20th anniversary will mark a big resurgence. There is a
documentary film about Ishtar fandom in the works, the manager of the
Ishtar fan website (http://www.ishtarthemovie.com/) is putting
together a tribute CD featuring cover versions of songs from the
movie, and possibly a US release on DVD (something the heathen in
Europe have been enjoying for years). So shake off that square world,
get with the countdown, and blast off to Ishtar!

http://movies.groups.yahoo.com/group/ILoveIshtar/
http://www.waitingforishtar.com/
http://www.ishtarthemovie.com/

By the way, can you give me any advice on how I can acquire a copy of
the Korean short film "Plan 19 From Outer Space?" I really need it to
help complete my "Plans From Outer Space" film collection.

Thank you!

Matt

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: More Funny, Funny Stuff

A friend just tipped me off to "Encyclopedia Dramatica," and boy,
that's some hoohah! I don't think I could improve on what he said:

"It looked promising for some good entertainment. I went from the main
page to this one.
Note the "hippy" photo. This kind of humor reminds me of latter-day
National Lampoon, as O'Rourke regressed into his current neocon
worldview (or, maybe he was always that way, and he only expressed it
more as time went on). Nothing funnier than the plight of the underdog-
especially when she takes risks and the powers-that-be kill her. Watch
her bleed, hey-o! This is way more disturbing than some mindless hater spewing
venom. This is a concerted effort, obviously by many persons intelligent
enough to put a site together.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Pwned

I couldn't agree with him more. Though I never met Rachel Corrie, she
was in my circle of friends. By all accounts she was a wonderful,
selfless, courageous, idealistic young woman.

Hooboy, damn good thing they put an end to her!

So in short, I want to sign up, I want to contribute to this wonderful
party you people have going.

My desired user name is "Contributors to Encyclopedia Dramatica are a
bunch of fucking assholes."

Thanks, I can't wait to join in the harmless fun!

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: Registration at the Galactic Senate

no wonder the Galactic Empire is going down the shitter... it's run by
a guy who takes forever to reply to applications for membership, and
he writes things like "LOL."

WWDVD? That is, What Would Darth Vader Do? I don't think he'd ever
answer email with "LOL."

He has too much confidence in me. It's probably a violation of terms
of service to go in and disagree with people about Ishtar. Ranking
down off-topic movies other people like, calling them idiots for
liking them, etc is harmless fun when done by FOOM (Friends of Master
Magnus), resistance to that, however mild, from the ranks is heresy.

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> > I do not seem to reside on a computer hard drive somewhere, I think
> > I'm sitting at a keyboard in a room with three dogs lying at my feet,
> > but sufficiently advanced artificial intelligence would provide this
> > scenerio so that I myself would believe that this is reality.
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> > something or other, perhaps you could use your Jedi mind tricks to
> > probe my situation.... you tell me; am I what I think I am?
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Thursday, March 29, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: Registration at the Galactic Senate

This raises all sorts of existential questions.... what is human? I
think I am human, but if I'm a sufficiently advanced form of
artificial intelligence, I would think I'm a person.

I do not seem to reside on a computer hard drive somewhere, I think
I'm sitting at a keyboard in a room with three dogs lying at my feet,
but sufficiently advanced artificial intelligence would provide this
scenerio so that I myself would believe that this is reality.

Because if I were a computer virus sent to destroy the Galactic Senate
and everything it holds dear, I would be the most effective if I truly
believed I was just some schmoe who wants to come into the list, post
something, have a few larfs, and obey all the Rules of the Senate.

Master Magnus, from your title I assume you to be an adept at
something or other, perhaps you could use your Jedi mind tricks to
probe my situation.... you tell me; am I what I think I am?

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