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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: if you want to know a little more about me

I think this will be fun.

On Mon, Jun 9, 2008 at 8:19 AM, Streeter Steven <stevens@celebrationchurch.net> wrote:

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No. My parents always said they expected (correctly, it turned out) that I would be a dim bulb, so they gave me a very simple name - none of first, middle, or last exceeds 4 letters.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
I remember it like it was yesterday. When I read about his widowed bride, something touched me deep inside the day the Music Died (for more dubious assertions about my life, check out: http://home.earthlink.net/~mattlove1/ApplicationForm.htm

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Prosciutto (had to copy this from the label to get the spelling right - see question number 1) from the Italian Center

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? One that I'm pretty sure is mine

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I would shoot the bastard.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? No.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? No, I lost them in an titanic tongue-wrestling match with Elizabeth Hurley. It was not pretty.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? No, I'm very risk averse, I have not yet done whatever it is that I'm going to do which will secure my place in history.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Life.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? I don't bother with shoes that have laces anymore. I try to minimize bending over, my stomach creates such a long detour these days.

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? I am physically strong, but mentally and morally weak.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Licorice.

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Their gender.

15. RED OR PINK? Red

16. WHAT IS THE THING YOU LIKE LEAST ABOUT YOURSELF? I am too kind. I am trying to eradicate that trait in myself.

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST: Lulina

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Whip it out.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Black Pants. No shoes, white socks.

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Leftover asparigras.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Jian Ghomeshi interviewing Jamie Lidell on the CBC program "Q"

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Brown, like - oh, never mind.

23. FAVORITE SMELLS? Ian Svenonius' book "The Psychic Soviet" (did he mimeograph that?) Lilacs, whiskey.

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Ryan Ray.

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Absolutely. One of the few!

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? I don't believe in watching sports. I believe in doing sports. In extreme moderation these days!

27. HAIR COLOR? Scalp colored

28. EYE COLOR? Brown

29. Do you wear contacts? No

30. FAVORITE FOOD? Thai spicy seafood soup

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Happy endings.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Ishtar, perhaps the most under-rated movie of the modern era.

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING Red.

34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer

35. HUGS OR KISSES? Lots of both, from the right people.

36. FAVORITE DESSERT? Berries and cream.

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Who knows?

38. LEAST LIKELY NOT TO RESPOND Everybody else.

39. What book are you reading now? None presently.

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? No mousepad. I don't even have a mouse.

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? I don't believe in TV. To clarify, I know it exists, I just don't think we should encourage it by paying attention to it.

42. FAVORITE SOUND: Brazilian twee. I encourage everybody to join the cult: http://tramavirtual.uol.com.br/artista.jsp?id=6754

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? For the most part I can't abide the Rolling Stones. Usually I can tolerate the Beatles.

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Melbourne, Australia.

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Spewing bile.

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Wenatchee, Washington.

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? I've learned to not hope for too much.

48. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? 15:15 mountain time

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] ah, life

I don't know anything about video games or computer games or whatever the hell they call them these days other than what I read in your column. So I guess I was kind of unprepared when I was on YouTube and I clicked on a vid that supposedly is supposedly related to my masterful music vid, "Don't Antagonize The Scary Man" and I watched a game from the perspective of the player.

The game was called Postal 2, and what it seems to do is allow you to dismember various innocent bystanders (and police) with a variety of weapons. Fascinated and repelled, I checked out a few related vids. The makers of the game are equal opportunity - you can kill blacks and women with the same alacrity (knowing words like that seems to keep me out of the new economy) as white people, and many of the gamers who posted their games on YouTube are firmly on the side of affirmative action, chosing blacks and women as their targets almost exclusively.

I never realized what I was missing, and consumed with jealousy towards those who have been in the know about this, and determined to keep this wonderful new secret to myself as much as possible, I flagged every vid I found as violent, repulsive, hateful or abusive tags.

Now I'm sure little or any of what I've said comes as a surprise to you; since you haven't written about it, I want to thank you for not exposing this zesty, hateful entertainment to the ridicule of the the broader world. Let's just keep it our little secret - let hate fester in the bedrooms of the diseased little minds of the next generation - our best and brightest hope!

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Thursday, June 12, 2008

[ILoveIshtar] Re: A post mostly about nothing

> ----- Original Message -----
> *From:* matt love <mattlove1@gmail.com>
> *To:* iloveishtar <ILoveIshtar@yahoogroups.com>
> *Sent:* Tuesday, June 10, 2008 11:35 PM
> *Subject:* [ILoveIshtar] A post mostly about nothing
>
> My wife is out of town on business for the week, so I'm sitting here
> watching Ishtar. Like spending the evening with an old friend.
>
> She likes Ishtar, too, she just doesn't like to watch it as often as I do

Lordy! Sound pretty pathetic, Matt ; )

Adapted scene:

<SFX> Phone rings

Matt (been drinking): Willa??

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[ILoveIshtar] Fwd: Google Alert - I love Ishtar

I will often add a comment to stupid blog entries like this - with links to pro-ishtar sites. That way if somebody comes along with a different opinion, maybe they'll find us and enjoy the company of intelligent, fun people with good taste!

But I couldn't leave a comment on this one, as I am not on AOL. If anybody here has an AOL account, you have my encouragement to leave a comment...

Iron Man: A New Movie Rating System Is Born
By skip3366(skip3366)
I would give "Ishtar" (with Dustin Hoffman and Robert Redford) a 2. I could easily give it a zero, and don't only because of the drunken camel. Ishtar is in the WORST 2% of movies ever made. 97-98% of ALL movies ever made are better ...
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Re: [ILoveIshtar]

A year with only two Ishtar viewings in it would be a very rough year.... you have my sympathy, I'm sorry your wife isn't more supportive. I'm sure if you posted her e-mail address here, a lot of folks would be willing to write to her and try to convince her to watch Isthar with you on a more normal schedule...

It makes me think of a scene in a movie:

ANNIE'S PSYCHIATRIST 

Do you watch Ishtar often?

ALVY: Hardly ever.  Maybe three times a week.
 
ANNIE: Constantly!  I'd say three times a week.

I'll check out your webpage, thanks for the link!

On Wed, Jun 11, 2008 at 3:27 PM, Ron K. <ronkal1976@verizon.net> wrote:

Matt

   My wife was the one who wanted to see "Ishtar" in 1987.   She refuses to watch it now but, I watch it at least twice a year.

   Check out my website www.ishtarmovie1987.com. I still have more work to do on it but, I hope to have it running in about 2 weeks.



                                                          Ron K.

----- Original Message -----

From: matt love

To: iloveishtar

Sent: Tuesday, June 10, 2008 11:35 PM

Subject: [ILoveIshtar] A post mostly about nothing

My wife is out of town on business for the week, so I'm sitting here watching Ishtar. Like spending the evening with an old friend.

She likes Ishtar, too, she just doesn't like to watch it as often as I do

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Re: [ILoveIshtar]

Matt

My wife was the one who wanted to see "Ishtar" in 1987. She refuses to watch it now but, I watch it at least twice a year.

Check out my website www.ishtarmovie1987.com. I still have more work to do on it but, I hope to have it running in about 2 weeks.

Ron K.

----- Original Message -----

From: matt love

To: iloveishtar

Sent: Tuesday, June 10, 2008 11:35 PM

Subject: [ILoveIshtar] A post mostly about nothing

My wife is out of town on business for the week, so I'm sitting here watching Ishtar. Like spending the evening with an old friend.

She likes Ishtar, too, she just doesn't like to watch it as often as I do

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

[ILoveIshtar] A post mostly about nothing

My wife is out of town on business for the week, so I'm sitting here watching Ishtar. Like spending the evening with an old friend.

She likes Ishtar, too, she just doesn't like to watch it as often as I do

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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] TV Production in our neighborhood

I noticed (how could I not) that they are doing some filming in my neighborhood... during a weekend dog walk Anne and I stumbled across several trailers lining one street. Signage announcing that makeup and costumes were to be found within.... it wasn't too hard to figure out something involving film was going on.

I decided to take another dog walk in that part of the neighborhood today, figuring that I might be able to get a job acting in a crowd scene or something, perhaps reprising my role of "Hippie Father (with baby)" in the smash movie sensation, Heart Like A Wheel" starring Bonnie Bedelia as Shirley "Cha Cha" Muldowney, the drag racing sensation. This promising start of a career in film was tragically cut short when the scene I was in didn't make the final cut of the movie.

I had a very nice chat with a very nice young man, who has an entry level position in the director's guild. This means they gave him an orange reflective vest and a sign that says "stop" on one side and "slow" on the other. In the course of our short conversation, he explained that I couldn't walk any further because they were shooting, I said I thought any project they were working on would be enhanced if I walked through the scene with my dogs... he agreed, saying I had fine dogs, but he didn't think the film people would appreciate the hassle of drawing up release documents, arranging to pay me, etc.

While I asked him questions about the production, I managed to get him into trouble twice... once when we were sitting on the curb behind a car, chatting, and they hailed him, trying to find out if he was sleeping in the bushes... and then later when a car sped right past his post as we were deep in discussion about the Canadian film industry... he took a couple of steps towards the retreating car, waving his sign ineffectually over his head... I felt awful, so I apologized and took my leave. But I like to feel like we became pretty close friends (even though my psycho dog lunged at him snarling for no reason at all right after he got the call from his superiors -- "she must have felt my fear" he said), and I learned quite a bit about the show.

The are filming a 13-part TV series called "Fear Itself." They've been shooting in locations all over town. The biggest star to come in for the series is Eric Roberts. I'd like to point out to Klaus that this improves my Julia Roberts Number to 3:

me - the guy with an orange vest - Eric Roberts - Julia Roberts

My previous Julia Roberts Number was 4:

me - Andras Jones - Jennifer Jason Leigh - Kevin Bacon - Julia Roberts

The information on the IMDB is kind of incomplete, they don't mention Eric Roberts part at all - the only one they do is a crack up:

Overview

Seasons:

1 | unknown more

Genre:

Horror more

Plot:

A television series broken down into 13 separate 60-minute films from premiere horror writers and directors.

Plot Keywords:

Suspense | Paranormal | Supernatural

NewsDesk:
(7 articles)

Official Darren Bousman Blog Launched: New 'Repo!' Image, 'Saw V' Talk! (From Bloody-Disgusting.com. 31 May 2008, 2:04 PM, PDT)
TV: A Visit to the Edit Bay For Darren Bousman's 'Fear Itself' (From Bloody-Disgusting.com. 28 May 2008, 7:05 PM, PDT)

Cast

(Series Cast [1])

Marie Zydek

...

Female Body / ... (2 episodes, 2008)

Hey, Klaus, you are pretty active on IMDB, I think you should create a character page for Female Body, surely one of the most important roles in the entire horror genre...

The topics on the message board suggest that early episodes may not have been well received:

Message Boards

Discuss this title with other users on IMDb message board for "Fear Itself" (2008)

Recent Posts (updated daily)	User
Thoughts on 1st episode	brkngthhbt
Did anyone else find it boring?	develsaa
New Year's Day Look's The Best!	socomkiller2001
Episode 1?	ricgay
poor writing kills any chance at true horror	davisfamily-4

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Monday, June 09, 2008

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Do you guys know about Spock.com?

Oh my god, it should be easy to realize my dream of forming a band with guys named Matt Love, I can now contact dozens and dozens of them.

But look at this poor sap (highlighting added):

Matt Love male (Ft Worth, TX, United States

Tags:

in a relationship Average build White / Caucasian From Houston, Texas capricorn college graduate

Hello, I am a male who is sucessful,and very strong,but harmless female foot fetish that I dont tell any one about! I want to meet foot lovers,...

Matt Love Pictures | MySpace

When you go to his MySpace page, it only gives his first name, and it says "This profile is set to private. This user must add you as a friend to see his/her profile."

Busted!

I can see why some people find this nefarious....

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It's All About Me, Man

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: if you want to know a little more about me

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] ah, life

Thursday, June 12, 2008

[ILoveIshtar] Re: A post mostly about nothing

[ILoveIshtar] Fwd: Google Alert - I love Ishtar

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Re: [ILoveIshtar]

Re: [ILoveIshtar]

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

[ILoveIshtar] A post mostly about nothing

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] TV Production in our neighborhood

Overview

Seasons:

Genre:

Plot:

Plot Keywords:

NewsDesk:
(7 articles)

Cast

Message Boards

Monday, June 09, 2008

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Do you guys know about Spock.com?

Minion of the Pope Of Pop

Cool Stuff

Blog Archive

Links

About Me

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Thursday, June 12, 2008

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Overview

Seasons:

Genre:

Plot:

Plot Keywords:

NewsDesk: (7 articles)

Cast

Message Boards

Monday, June 09, 2008

Minion of the Pope Of Pop

Cool Stuff

Blog Archive

Links

About Me

NewsDesk:
(7 articles)